Congratulations to ME for achieving ROADIE STATUS!

[neuralfraud]

100 posts!
(this is my 101st, thanks)

I swear I thought it would never happen, and then BOOM the christmas spirit of VH showers us with awesome gifts and thus subject matter to discuss and an excuse for me to spout off my two cents.

I've been here almost 18 months but it really doesn't seem like that long.. and perhaps some day I'll have made some new friends but at least for now I simply say ROTH ON!

P.S.

to the newbs on here:

A couple of you have already made some DANGEROUS references to one Spambo T. Fagar. Listen guys. We all wanted to like Spammy Van Halen but it just wasn't meant to be. DLR is the secret sauce so to speak. Would you order a big mac with no fucking big mac sauce? no. It's just a goddamn double cheeseburger with a pointless third bun for fucks sake!

The sooner you admit that he ruined VH, causing over 2 decades worth of world-wide pain and suffering, the better.

I need more beer and I shall have it.

[Sensible Shoes]

Dear NF:

The best way to make friends here is to show up at one of the pre concert parties. Other than that, blowjobs for the mods will help.

Love and congratulations,
Shoes.

[LoungeMachine]

Moving to fan Intro....



Although I should dump it, but I'm in a charitable mood tonight.

[Nickdfresh]

This is the night's gayest thread!

[LoungeMachine]

This is the night's gayest thread!

It's early, and the newbies are feeling their oats.....

[Sensible Shoes]

You just don't want blowjobs.

[guwapo_rocker]

blowjobs

Huh?? I'm awake, what?

[Sensible Shoes]

Stop it you're not a mod.

[guwapo_rocker]

Stop it you're not a mod.

Details, details.

[neuralfraud]

Gay thread alright. Fuckin a. who's responsible for this shit?!!

[BITEYOASS]

100 FREAKIN' POSTS! WHOOP-DEE-SHIT!!!

[BITEYOASS]

Moving to fan Intro....



Although I should dump it, but I'm in a charitable mood tonight.

Until he starts babbling about Laura Branigan, then I would dump it.

[Dan]

For Your 100 Posts,You Get A Really Hairy Dog Up You.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

to the newbs on here:

[JJtheVagPounder]

Hmm, you're my age and you live in Sarasota. I lived there for a long time. We might know each other. That may or may not be a good thing.

[sadaist]

Moving to fan Intro....



Although I should dump it, but I'm in a charitable mood tonight.

Charitable mood? You're teetering on banning me cause I play warcraft. I guess you won't be getting a raid invite this weekend.


FOR GNOMEREGAN!!

[sadaist]

Grats NF. Don't pay attention to status & just post whenever you get an itch on any subject. It adds up fast. I'm about to post about replacing tubes in mid-80's type practice amps and I've never even seen one. (Although I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night)

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey we're all noobs at something.

[neuralfraud]

Hmm, you're my age and you live in Sarasota. I lived there for a long time. We might know each other. That may or may not be a good thing.

My old bassplayer was from bradenton; moved to your neck of the woods. would be funny if we did know each other but then again I'm pretty non-social so who knows. Used to play in a shitty metal band with a dude with long dreds who was perpetually intoxicated and a drummer who wouldn't wear shoes and looks like a hobbit

[ThrillsNSpills]

Oh man how did this slip through the cracks.

Congratulations to ME ?


I'm pretty sure it's in the RA bylaws that you can't do the grandstanding Blowhard thread until at least you get to Toastmaster Status. (that could have changed since then my old used copy had blood on it and a couple bullet holes)
in any event you got off light.

tonight's not about our hip

etc.

[neuralfraud]

Thanks, Buzz Killington.

[Hardrock69]

Heh...well, I must say NF with that car you have, you shoulda got Roadie status a lot sooner, but then, we don't just GIVE status like that away around here.

[fryingdutchman]

[fryingdutchman]

Heh...well, I must say NF with that car you have, you shoulda got Roadie status a lot sooner, but then, we don't just GIVE status like that away around here.

You know....it's ashame, but it's almost like he blew the whole "car decal" success out of the water with this thread.

He had such a good thing going, too. SARGE singled him out for kudos, and praise rained down upon him. Yet now it somehow seems hollow...and is another example of just what an elusive mistress internet fame can be.

So sad.....NF coulda been somebody. He coulda been a contenduh...

[neuralfraud]

What am I now, the dirk diggler of the internet?

Look, guys... I put my pants on just like anybody else...

...is that pic (retards) a goodwill advertisement or something? Looks like something they would use

[Yount]

Would you order a big mac with no fucking big mac sauce? no. It's just a goddamn double cheeseburger with a pointless third bun for fucks sake!
The sooner you admit that he ruined VH, causing over 2 decades worth of world-wide pain and suffering, the better.

The sooner you stop shoveling your dosh to these corporations that get rich off your fat arse the less you'll look like Hagar. He orders both and from the couch I might add.

[fryingdutchman]

What am I now, the dirk diggler of the internet?

Of course you're not.

It's highly unlikely your penis is that large...

[neuralfraud]

The sooner you stop shoveling your dosh to these corporations that get rich off your fat arse the less you'll look like Hagar. He orders both and from the couch I might add.

Mmmm... mother fuckin' mc donalds. that's what I'm having for lunch today. I think i'll order TWO big macs just for you, Yount!

[neuralfraud]

Of course you're not.

It's highly unlikely your penis is that large...

Not to incite a cock measuring competition or anything but I'm comfortable and let's just say, other, uh, "taller" men are jealous ...you see, thanks to my wife's big mouth going off at work, the whole place knows my dick size...

do the old ladies really tell their girlfriends how large our dicks are? Why?

Do you go around bragging about your wifes tits?

Should we?

[Diamondjimi]

100 posts!
(this is my 101st, thanks)

Hey, post all you want. But you will never....NEVER have a name as cool as JJ the Vag Pounder!

[kwame k]

Hey, post all you want. But you will never....NEVER have a name as cool as JJ the Vag Pounder!

Ever

[fryingdutchman]

Not to incite a cock measuring competition or anything

There's absolutely no danger of that happening, friend.

We only have one yardstick in my house, and the wife misplaced it...

[neuralfraud]

Well I don't think anyone could top JJTheVagPounder..but my bandmates once called me "Pappa Hyman" ....

[Yount]

Mmmm... mother fuckin' mc donalds. that's what I'm having for lunch today. I think i'll order TWO big macs just for you, Yount!

Pick me up a pack of durries and a stick mag on ya way in

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey, post all you want. But you will never....NEVER have a name as cool as JJ the Vag Pounder!

How rude.

[neuralfraud]

Pick me up a pack of durries and a stick mag on ya way in

must be some special Scottish dialect I'm completely unaware of..
"Durries" & "stick mag". define.

[Yount]

must be some special Scottish dialect I'm completely unaware of..
"Durries" & "stick mag". define.

smokes and porn

[neuralfraud]

Ah. Bloke-speak.

Thanks