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"We're all money grabbing shitbags" - crowd cheers!?Comment
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Newt needs Lifestyle Lift...
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Topic: Housing
MITTENS: I'll blame Newt for the housing bubble, just to piss him off. He's a horn-tooter! Nobody should own a house unless they can pay for it with the contents of their change jar like me.
NEWT: I'm not a lobbyist, I'm a consultant. And you made money from it too, you Osmond loving, dog abusing bitch!
MITTENS: I pay someone to spend my money. I don't know what the Hell they do with it. How's your portfolio looking, Kermit the serial adulterer frog?
NEWT: You don't even watch your own campaign ads. I'm a mouse and you're an elephant from the planet Kolob!
PAUL: Who gives a shit? Can we talk about something else already?
FROTH BOY: Get rid of Fanny and Freddy. We don't need to help bla.......uh people get houses.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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How hard did Mitt work to end up with $200 million?
What is his hourly rate do you think?Comment
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Enough of this bull, let's hear Paul...Comment
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Topic: Tax returns
NEWT: I'm sick of talking about taxes. We all know none of us pay enough, and we want to keep it that way. But Mitt has a Swiss bank account.
MITT: I have a Swiss bank account? Hell, that's news to me. Maybe I need to talk to my accountant more often? Damn it, I earned that money that I stole fair and square by raiding corporations and selling them out to the Chinese.
NEWT: Wolf, I'm going to see if I can get the crowd to turn on you like they did your pal John King. Hey, what's your 1040 look like? Aw, fuck it.... let's just have a flat tax so the rich never have to pay their fair share ever again.
MAN ON DOG: I'm such an idiot that I believe allowing the rich to dodge taxes, causes them to create jobs. Even though 30 years of evidence says exactly the opposite.
PAUL: Repeal the 16th Amendment. Don't tax anybody. We can build magical Ayn Rand levitation fairytale highways for free!Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Medical status:
PAUL: I'm 76 and I can outlast any of these fools
MITT: Are you kidding? I'm Mormon. No bad habits here.
NEWT: If I was unhealthy, I'd have to divorce myself.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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I'm glad I don't have FORD colored hearing aids...Comment
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Space program
MITT: I want manned flights to Kolob by the end of the decade.
NEWT: I'll build my moonbase by eliminating NASA and turning it over to whichever defense contractor will make me a lobbyist.. err uh, consultant, when I lose this primary.
FROTHY: Man on space, yes. Man on man, no! But it can't take any money away from my World War III budget!
PAUL: I wanted to be a space doctor when I was a kid. Now I just want to use space to blow up bad people.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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FORD, did you catch Joe Scarborough schooling your boy Dean this morning on Morning Joe? It was must-see viewing.Comment
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