Medical status:
PAUL: I'm 76 and I can outlast any of these fools
MITT: Are you kidding? I'm Mormon. No bad habits here.
NEWT: If I was unhealthy, I'd have to divorce myself.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
I'm glad I don't have FORD colored hearing aids...
Space program
MITT: I want manned flights to Kolob by the end of the decade.
NEWT: I'll build my moonbase by eliminating NASA and turning it over to whichever defense contractor will make me a lobbyist.. err uh, consultant, when I lose this primary.
FROTHY: Man on space, yes. Man on man, no! But it can't take any money away from my World War III budget!
PAUL: I wanted to be a space doctor when I was a kid. Now I just want to use space to blow up bad people.
FORD, did you catch Joe Scarborough schooling your boy Dean this morning on Morning Joe? It was must-see viewing.
More Warren Buffets?
Buffet made his money speculating on the stock exchange, he didn't create things. He's a bookie at best.
The value of his fund has gone down in recent years.
Buffett's in Obama's back pocket.
Paul is horrible on healthcare.
No way...
"If we take government spending out of healthcare the cost will come down"(I assume because a lot of hospitals close).
What happens to all the poor - they just die then?
Sorry they WILL HAVE THE FREEDOM to die needlessly due to a lack of treatment.
That's a fucking great freedom...
Extraordinary use of language.
Health care
PAUL: Repeal medicare! Part of my plan to deregulate everything, because the corporations would all be our friends if we just left them alone and they could charge whatever the hell they wanted.
NEWT: I agree. Let's deregulate everything.
MITTENS: I agree with these guys. deregulate everything, no employer based health care plans, because if we eliminate all the pools the cost will go down. Yeah, I know it makes absoultely no mathematical sense, but then I believe the Book of Mormon, so what did you expect from me?
MAN ON DOG: Mitt, you invented this dumb plan, and Newt was shilling for it before you did. Geezus, I'm a wackjob who is obsessed with beastiality, but at least I haven't totally flip flopped on this shit!
NEWT: No, that's not what I believed at all. I never had a mandate. I just wanted the rich to have better health care.
MITTENS: I only did it so I could pretend to be "Liberal" in Massachusetts, but it has nothing to do with Obamacare, honest to Elohim!
MAN ON DOG: Bullshit, it's the same damn thing!
MITTENS: No it's not!
MAN ON DOG: Yes it is!
MITTENS: No it isn't. There's no holy underwear clause in Obamacare.
Oh fuck I just saw the expression Santorum has when he comes.
A confused grin...
Newt wants to go back to 1960s medicine??!!
Topic: Hispanics in the cabinet
MAN ON DOG: Marco Rubio. Because we don't have enough teabagging lunatics
NEWT: Can I say I want to make Rubio my VP without actually saying it? Oh, I think I just did.
MITTENS: Some Cuban exile ranting and raving about Castro. But I'm only saying that because I'm in Florida.
But I'll have Jews for the money stuff
-Mittens
This thing about the wife is very strange to a non American.
Its also meaning I have to have another 5 drinks...
It's government programs that inflate the cost of things like healthcare and college tuition...
Mittens just brought up the fact that his wife battled MS. A subtle backhand at Newt who dumped his second wife, when she had MS?
Newt's wife must really fucking love money and power.
Romney's answer was great.
Shit. They would have thrown hyper-active, monkey hour Dave Roth into an asylum and medicated his creative ass today. It's just lazy ass teachers and parents not wanting to deal with high energy, creative kids. Oh my. He wants me to play ball with him again. Where's the medication?
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