The clown car comes to Florida: Repuke Debate #8,675.309

[Seshmeister]

I think Santorum is looking lustfully at Mittens...

As I said before there has to be a reason that someone who devotes that much of their life worrying about whether men are fucking each other.

[Nitro Express]

I was going to have a drink any time Romney mentioned his family - just finished half a bottle of vodka after his opening greeting.

Does he think in an overcrowded resource hungry planet breeding like a fucking rabbit is something to be proud of?

Get on You Tube and look up all the Mormon propaganda of the last 40 years. They love to show off their so called perfect families. What's funny though is Utah has the highest rate of teen suicide, the highest use of anti-depressants, and the Mormon divorce rate is on par with the rest of the country at 51%. But then in politics all these assholes have the family thing with a dog. Then you either jog or go work on your ranch in a cowboy hat. If I can credit Obama with anything, he did ditch the jogging and the cowboy hat wearing. He plays golf which is going old school back to Ford and JFK.

[ELVIS]

PAUL: We shouldn't spend any federal money on immigration. We should deregulate everything so businesses can pay white people $2/hour too.

That's bullshit...

You must be on the wrong program...

[FORD]

NEWT: Why do you want to deport grandmothers?

MITT: That's a lie! I just want to baptize them after they're dead.

[Nitro Express]

As I said before there has to be a reason that someone who devotes that much of their life worrying about whether men are fucking each other.

Then you damn well know these rich conservative fucks have a flaming gay hair stylist and designer. That doesn't seem to bother them because I need to look good on television.

[Seshmeister]

Get on You Tube and look up all the Mormon propaganda of the last 40 years. They love to show off their so called perfect families. What's funny though is Utah has the highest rate of teen suicide, the highest use of anti-depressants, and the Mormon divorce rate is on par with the rest of the country at 51%. But then in politics all these assholes have the family thing with a dog.

A medium sized dog has a bigger carbon footprint than an SUV - it's the meat.

[Seshmeister]

Ron Paul is like the caretaker of a haunted goldmine in Scooby Doo.

[ELVIS]

Ron Paul is like the caretaker of a haunted goldmine in Scooby Doo.

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids...

[Nitro Express]

To be fair it seems that they were at least enough to show Perry was a fucking idiot - apparently quite a lot of people didn't know that before the debates.

I lost interest once Cain was out. He was the most entertaining.

[ELVIS]

Do you think Santorum is gay for radical Islam ??

[Seshmeister]

Oh noes!

Apparently Santorum is saying Central America is full of Islamic terrorists.

When did that happen? I bet those guys look pretty hot in their jungle fatigues though...

[FORD]

Topic: trade with Latin America

PAUL: Free trade is the answer. Deregulate fucking everything!!
GOOGLE BOY: We should go back to the Reagan/BCE doctrine and install right wing fascist governments in every single goddamn country south of Mexico. Iranian terrorists are working in your lettuce fields. BE VERY AFRAID!!
PAUL: Fuck off with your imperialist crap, you whiny little bitch.
GOOGLE BOY: We NEED war. We need to defend Bush's coke plantation in Colombia!

[Nitro Express]

A medium sized dog has a bigger carbon footprint than an SUV - it's the meat.

Mitt with put the White House dog up on top of the presidential limousine.

[ELVIS]

Santorum really is an idiot...

[Seshmeister]

Santorums ears just pricked up when Romney said Newt was a 'Horn Tooter'