Being Scotch is great.
There`s only me and Sesh in here from the country that gave you Haggis, Whiskey, fried breakfasts, porridge, kilts, the telephone, the light bulb, dynamite (which was invented and developed in the town where I live), heart disease, new year, ginger hair, tartan and tight fistedness in fiscal matters.
I think the whole world owes Scotland a debt of gratitude.
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You forgot about Billy Connelly, Rab C. Nesbitt and TVOriginally posted by Mr Badguy
Being Scotch is great.
There`s only me and Sesh in here from the country that gave you Haggis, Whiskey, fried breakfasts, porridge, kilts, the telephone, the light bulb, dynamite (which was invented and developed in the town where I live), heart disease, new year, ginger hair, tartan and tight fistedness in fiscal matters.
I think the whole world owes Scotland a debt of gratitude.
TV is good, the other two are shite.Originally posted by diamond den™
You forgot about Billy Connelly, Rab C. Nesbitt and TV
I prefer to mention Sean Connery and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
And Angus and Malcolm Young and Bon Scott.
And the famous Glasgow Rangers.
It truely is God`s country.
Two words:
Bagpipes!
Celtic are better than RangersOriginally posted by Mr Badguy
And the famous Glasgow Rangers.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
No they`re not.Originally posted by diamond den™
Celtic are better than Rangers
Celtic are only a football team, Rangers are an institution.
And besides, Celtic are an Irish team.
They only play in Scotland, the fannies.
The Rollers!Originally posted by FORD
The guy in the middle there is a tried and convicted paedophile, consequently.
The scottish Gary Glitter, if you will.
Didn't the Bay City Rollers invent the mullet? I don't remember seeing one before then. Funny that most of them are bald now.
You could be right.
By the way, is that your autographed cover?
Originally posted by Mr Badguy
kilts
Gotta love those kilts
Roth Army Militia
What about golf? Wasn't it invented in Scotland? And Scotland made it ok for men to wear dresses, although I'm not sure whether or not that is a good thing.
Nope, just pulled that one off the net. Though I do have a beat up old vinyl copy of their US Greatest Hits album somewhere. It was probably my sisters or something, cause I never bought it.Originally posted by Mr Badguy
You could be right.
By the way, is that your autographed cover?
What the Hell, it sounds better than Van Danniels III.
Scotland also produced......be afraid......
....be VERY afraid.........
.....
......
............THE KRANKIES.......................................... ..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
and those 2 arsebandits who did the houses up in that programme a month or so ago.....
err....let me think....ah yes i know... a very shit international football team!.....oh and Lorraine Kelly from GMTV......mmmm what tits! (the football team i mean,not Ms Kelly)
Yes, you`re all right!
And we`ve managed to export them all to England except the football team, who are going nowhere fast.
We`ll whip anybody`s ass at Curling or Shinty, though.
and those pancakey type thingies !
the kramkies rool
telephone telegram telefuckin sammy ahagar gram
Great Scotch sportmen No. 1:
Jocky Wilson
I thank Scotland for Groundskeeper Willie & the inspiration for Mike Meyers' parents in "So I Married an Axe Murderer".
"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies. And Scotty from Star Trek.
Yes!
Fat Bastard is the archetypal Scotsman.
See Jockey Wilson pic above.
Alex Salmon
Donald dewar.........:eek:
Never heard of them.
Kenny Dalgleish!
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