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    Unhappy Alan the Panther SELLS OUT to Geico

    Apparently the Big Kitteh fell on hard times and he's now shilling for the insurance industry......

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    This is most distressing....but it is a sad testament to the state of things today.

    ALL HAIL ALAN!!
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    This is worse than finding out Rob Halford is gay.....



    Who would of figured?
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    Fak!!
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    Hey....Panther's gotta make a living....

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    Replaced with Diamond Dog Russell...
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    We Did A Good Trade-In Deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    This is worse than finding out Rob Halford is gay.....

    The hell you say.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    The hell you say.......
    I know......

    What's next?

    George Michael comes out....nah, that's just crazy talk

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    Panther's gotta eat, and ALAN IS A PANTHER.

    Now where's my lettuce, Helga?

    Grab it.
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    NO! THAT IS AN IMPOSTER!

    ALAN'S LARG IS TOO POWERFUL TO ALLOW HIM TO SELL OUT!
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    Panther Piss... it's what's for breakfast...


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    Well, I guess I was wrong. The recession has even hit Alan The Panther. LARG was obviously not enough to sustain him.

    He now has taken to poaching ducks in the Gnashville area.....

    http://www.wkrn.com/story/16902124/p...y-neighborhood


    This story has video on the above link

    FRANKLIN, Tenn. -

    A Williamson County neighborhood is on edge, after neighbors claim to have seen a panther.

    The animal was allegedly spotted on property near Ridgewood Road in Franklin, which is off Goose Creek Parkway.

    Some residents, such as Earl Hensel are trying to get the proof they need to convince wildlife officials what they saw was not a figment of their imagination.

    Hensel told Nashville's News 2, they are used to seeing a lot of wildlife on their property, including deer and wild turkeys, which is why it takes a lot to surprise him.

    However what Hensel's neighbors said they saw on Sunday did the trick.

    "It came up on the hill and came down here," Hensel explained, pointing toward the back of his neighbor's property.

    The animal neighbors believe they saw is a black panther.

    Hensel's neighbors said they watched the animal go after one of their pet ducks on Sunday, kill and eat it, and then just as quickly as it arrived, disappear back into the woods.

    They did manage to snap a picture of the animal before it vanished.

    Nashville's News 2 talked to the homeowner, who said from the inside of his house, he was able to use binoculars to spot the animal and feels 100% sure it was not a house cat, that it was black and around 40 pounds.

    Despite the eyewitness account, Hensel said, "We really need proof. Every time you say there's a panther in the neighborhood, people laugh at you."

    The Tennessee Wildlife Resource Agency said they would love to see any proof Hensel could come up with.

    They've tried, unsuccessfully, to corroborate other sightings.

    "People like for things to be unknown," said Mitchell Bailey with the TWRA, "They like the idea of something being out there that's different, but so far, looks like it's not the case."

    If the picture really is a black panther, Bailey said it would've had to be brought in from another part of the world.

    Black panthers are only indigenous to Africa and Asia.

    "The only cats we know of across the state are in zoos," added Bailey, who told Nashville's News 2 there is currently no one in the state with a permit to legally own big cats.

    Hensel said he will keep looking for some kind of proof.

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    Alan The Panther Has A Starring Role In A Geico Commercial

    GRAB IT! GRAB IT GOOD!

    ALL HAIL ALAN THE PANTHER!

    THIS COMMERCIAL HAS MUCH LARG!


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    Uh, there's already a thread on this. And you even posted in it.

    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...S-OUT-to-Geico

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    Guess Alan didn't realize it was wabbit season, not duck season?


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    Ha. I had forgotten about this thead. Not only that, I had not seen the commercial posted here due to my shitty dialup.

    So I fucked up.

    Funny thing is....that couple bought a "rescue panther" and are lying in bed tripping....because they know Alan The Panther has one thing on his mind.....

    DINNER!
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    Dupe post. Shitty dialup strikes again....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Guess Alan didn't realize it was wabbit season, not duck season?


    I thought it was Fudd season?

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