Van Halen--TOUR REHEARSAL--LA--FORUM--2/8/12--Roth Army Exclusive!

[POJO_Risin]

Alright motherfuckers (and those of thee offended by me rude and crude discussion...well...goto hell), I get a phone call on Friday afternoon from one Va Beach, and it appears as though the might DRE representative reared their wonderfully awesome heads one more time, offering us a couple of passes to Van Halen's official Tour Rehearsal tonight at the Forum in Los Angeles fucking California. He was curious as to who the fuck to send...

"Clearly," I stated not so calmly..."ME YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!" After missing the first two invites thanks to vacations elsewhere, I sure as shit wasn't missing this. It took Va Beach about 7.2 seconds to concur...and the plans were off...

Unfortunately for my stoopid ass, I spent all my damn extra dough in a too long trip to the penis in the water Florida...so...after hunting down plane tickets...figuring out that I couldn't spend that damn much...I was out...and the quest was on to find Va's counterpart...

...after a couple of members couldn't find their way down the coast...Va was ready to say, "fuck it," and go with an old stand by....but one more name popped into my overly pissed off head...

....and the call was sent out to one Romeo Delight, and old-school Roth Army member (recent name change) who happens to call the left coast home.

No...the sumbich doesn't live in California...or in the fucking states...but this crazy ass son-of-a-bitch wouldn't miss this once in a lifetime event...

Turns out...RD was ALREADY IN LA...

So the table was set...

and VA Beach and Romeo Delight are currently parked at the Forum...ready to kick some Van Halen ass.

....well...that old ass son of a bitch Va told me he'd prefer to see Kool in the Gang...

such is life...

LONG LIVE VAN FUCKING HALEN MOTHERFUCKERS...

Oh, and tune in here for whatever the hell I can get to you as it's posted...

IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT BITCHES...AND WE'LL BE THERE...LIVE AND IN STREAMING BLACK AND WHITE...

WHA'?

[POJO_Risin]

Obviously...I'll be posting shit all night long...

and no...it won't be nearly as fucking boring as most of the sons of bitches that are actually there...

I'll have more profanity and ellipses...then damn near any other motherfucker...

[POJO_Risin]

VA WANTED ME TO TELL YOU ALL THAT HE CAN HEAR KOOL AND THE GANG WARMING UP...

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES...COME ON!!!

Oh wait, that was just from his Yellow Sony Athletic Walkman playing in the background...oh yeah...he's playing tapes bitches...that's how old school that son of a bitch is...

UH...WTF!!!

[sadaist]

Buttholes. I'm 45 minutes from the Forum. Can't wait for the updates later. Last tour I thought knowing the set list ahead of time would spoil it, but it didn't at all. I wonder if Dave will PWN Zakk Wylde again? lol

Have fun VA & RD. Send us good stuffs here!

[POJO_Risin]

Buttholes. I'm 45 minutes from the Forum. Can't wait for the updates later. Last tour I thought knowing the set list ahead of time would spoil it, but it didn't at all. I wonder if Dave will PWN Zakk Wylde again? lol

Have fun VA & RD. Send us good stuffs here!

I'm not trying to piss you off...but you were literally minutes away from getting the call before RD swooped in with a last minute three at the buzzer...

We literally made a list on Saturday, and there were a couple (not including webbies) that just HAD to get asked first...but you were definitely in the game...

(as sadaist plans his post office like massacre)...

[don don]

You lucky bastards Va...Please keep us to date. I'm waking my neighbors up as I type this jamming on Bullethead. Damn, these are good times getting ready for the Mother Fucking Van Halen show in Louisville and as many as I can make after that. Thanks for the "future" memories!

[POJO_Risin]

Don't worry Don Don...I'll post shit as soon as I get it...

[POJO_Risin]

Oh, and it's not luck...IT'S THE ROTH ARMY BITCHES!!!

[ELVIS]

No wonder his son knocked some chick up...

[ELVIS]

Hey, I was available...

[Hardrock69]

Pojo...this is so fucking great. I am absolutely thrilled that Uncle Dave is helping us out. Sitting here typing this with the new album blasting in the background. Yes...on about the 24th listen...it has been on non-stop. This is cool beyond words. Wish I lived in L.A., lol. But oh well. Just like with Captain Warf, I am absolutely thrilled for ANYONE of us Roth Army members who gets to go to something like that. Christ...that is 3 in a row! Uncle Dave is looking out for us!

Wow. All I can say. Wow.

[POJO_Risin]

hey, i was available...

it coulda been the biggest unification in the history of the army!!!!

[POJO_Risin]

Pojo...this is so fucking great. I am absolutely thrilled that Uncle Dave is helping us out. Sitting here typing this with the new album blasting in the background. Yes...on about the 24th listen...it has been on non-stop. This is cool beyond words. Wish I lived in L.A., lol. But oh well. Just like with Captain Warf, I am absolutely thrilled for ANYONE of us Roth Army members who gets to go to something like that. Christ...that is 3 in a row! Uncle Dave is looking out for us!

Wow. All I can say. Wow.

Fuck...never been so pissed off in my life that I spent all my damn money on a vacation before...

but fuck it...

I'll be seeing them soon enough...

[sadaist]

I am absolutely thrilled for ANYONE of us Roth Army members who gets to go to something like that.

Indeed!


If I was chosen you guys probably would have made me put on my EEAS jungle costume again and that takes hours in the shower to get all the paint off.

[sadaist]

I have a feeling Ill Wait is gone this time around. It was the little secret gem they brought out last tour that I don't think we'll ever hear live again. I know some were unhappy with it, but I had a feeling then it was a once n a lifetime chance to hear it. Plus Dave NAILED it.

[POJO_Risin]

I have a feeling Ill Wait is gone this time around. It was the little secret gem they brought out last tour that I don't think we'll ever hear live again. I know some were unhappy with it, but I had a feeling then it was a once n a lifetime chance to hear it. Plus Dave NAILED it.

We'll all know soon enough...

Va and RD are heading in now...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm going out for a three-mile run bitches...

I'll be back online in about 30 minutes or less...with a full report from the Asshole Army Committee...

[ELVIS]

This is pretty cool...

[Seshmeister]

I'm going out for a three-mile run bitches...

I'll be back online in about 30 minutes or less..

Yeah I used to have a car like that too.

[qikgts]

Fuckna man! Just another awesome night in Roth Army land! Can't wait for the updates!!! Run Forrest, Run!!!

[POJO_Risin]

Va is apparently about an inch from the stage...Brett's there from links...

and Va just finished talking to Ross Hogarth...

No shit...

[ashstralia]

No wonder his son knocked some chick up...

Hey, I was available...

apparently VA's son likes girls...

[Sensible Shoes]

Va is apparently about an inch from the stage...Brett's there from links...

and Va just finished talking to Ross Hogarth...

No shit...

Brett gets to go to everything! No fair!

[Momshell]

Guess this is one more night I won't be sleeping this week!! I am loving all of it!

[78/84 guy]

Hmmmm... All these guy's do is play show's these day's. NICE !!

[hain23x]

west coast and their 50 hours behind the east coast bullshit. What time is it out there now? 11:30 am?

[ashstralia]

it's 2.20pm here... where's marky??

dis gonna be GOOOD

[SNIPER]

I sure wish VH would slow down a little, these guys are always so busy playing and shit. ....I am stoked!! This means we will know what the stage looks like very soon!!

[Panamark]

it's 2.20pm here... where's marky??

dis gonna be GOOOD

Im Here !

Flicking between work screen and this one

[ashstralia]

ha!!! yeah buddy.

[gbranton]

Hey, I was available...

We should go ahead and call dibs on any future Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia or north Florida Van Halen special events, LOL.

[Sensible Shoes]

I call Buffalo, Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Hampshire.

OK I'm only half serious. Really.

[Seshmeister]

Im Here !

Flicking between work screen and this one

Flicking between work screen, a large vodka and this one.

[VAiN]

So cool! Man.. I really don't want to know the set, but I can't help it!!! Bring on the pics and setlist!!!!

[slage33]

I cant wait to see pics of the stage. Twelve day's and i will be sitting in the second row at the palace rocking out. Have fun tonight, you guy's deserve it.

[Seshmeister]

So cool! Man.. I really don't want to know the set,

Same here really but I may as well get it over with.

The only other option would be to leave the site for the next couple of months.

[Fairwrning]

Holy shit..it wasnt week ago I pmd Va about getting " Special " tickets for Greensboro..no..not for me..but for himself and you..fucker says "nah..aint happening"..now the basatard is in LA??...wow....
10 years of Fantasy Football and I get overlooked..for Flamma!!!fuckers!!

jus kiddin..enjoy ya fuckers

[JJtheVagPounder]

Brett gets to go to everything! No fair!

It's just part of his cunty demeanor.

[ashstralia]

Flicking between work screen, a large vodka and this one.

i believe he's more of a beer man...

[VAiN]

Brett's there from links...

It's really cool of him to share this with some long-time members of his lame-ass sam-sucking site. This is the same guy who was all about bashing Wolf and boycotted the tour last time around, right? What a dick.