The All Encompassing "Dave's Headset" Thread

[Dave's Bitch]

It wouldn't matter.

They all suck nowadays anyway.

Lemmy doesn't

[wiseguy]

Hell no. DDE is a business and the Roth Army is like one giant (free) focus group, and you bet your ass they want to know how we really feel, positive OR negative.

Good, cause they fucking SUCK!!!! Lose the headset but keep the additude.

[gbranton]

Ozzy doesn't...

That's because for best results you need to REDUCE the number of voices in Ozzy's head.

[1971Quarter]

Maybe Dave should just lipsync it while being surrounded by choreographed gay midget hula dancers...

At least we would get the screams...

Uh oh - you said the "G" word ... mass hysteria will ensue now

[ELVIS]

Aren't all midgets gay ??

[FORD]

Ozzy doesn't...

No, but he uses enough electronic bullshit gimmicks on his "voice" to make a rapper jealous. And there's serious doubt that he's ever actually written lyrics to any song he ever sang.

Or at least not the lyrics that actually ended up on the album........

[Vinnie Velvet]

Aren't all midgets gay ??

Like this little puke?

[wiseguy]

I meant lower bowl but it's irrelevant now.

Sure ya did

[wiseguy]

How about adding a few rows of choreographed dancers for each song, too?

maybe a cowboy hat and a shiny guitar. don't forget the boots...

[wiseguy]

This is David Fucking Lee Roth fronting Van Halen in 2012 on a tour for a new album!

With a headset...

[wiseguy]

I wonder if Brian Johnson, Ozzy, Lemmy , or Robert Plant wear headsets?

You forgot James Hetfield.

[ELVIS]

Is this pic disturbing to anyone else ??

[ELVIS]

You forgot James Hetfield.

Who the fuck is James Hatfield ??

[Nitro Express]

Is this pic disturbing to anyone else ??

Looks like the Chickenfoot bass player Sauce Sobowleski taking a bath.

[Angel]

Is this pic disturbing to anyone else ??

what's more disturbing is that you have this image...

[ELVIS]

That's not nice...

[ELVIS]

what's more disturbing is that you have this image...

Well, like I did a google search for gay midgets and stuff...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Who the fuck is James Hatfield ??

He was on Hee Haw.




Haystacks Hatfield.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Well, like I did a google search for gay midgets and stuff...

yeah but that was years before this thread.

[ELVIS]

yeah but that was years before this thread.

That's how I met you...

[FORD]

Well, like I did a google search for gay midgets and stuff...

More like you stumbled on a gay midget site when you were searching for porn.

[BumBahDeeDah]

He's not Janet Jackson and he's not playing accordion, so's he don't needs it!!!!!!!

[ELVIS]

I don't do porn...

[Vinnie Velvet]

I don't do porn...

Midget porn?

[ELVIS]

Porn is bad, m'kay...

[Sensible Shoes]

You must have a lot of fun avoiding it around here!

[ELVIS]

I do avoid it here and everywhere...

It can be done...

[diamondsgirl]

You must have a lot of fun avoiding it around here!

shoes...what doyou think of the headset?

I like seeing Dave's mouth move when he sings.

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

There wasn't this much angst during EEAS and Skyscraper when DLR's outfit of choice was a bedazzled adult onesie, rhinestone-encrusted codpiece, and lavender tights riding around on and a big fucking, uh... "microphone".... uh huh uh huh uh huh...

I hear where hain is coming from, but let's just settle down and see if the headset makes it to the actual tour. Even if DLR came out with a fucking perm, headset, red parachute pants, and a fucking pink Komen For The Cure bracelet, he'd still be more masculine and fucking cooler than Samuel Haggis.

And as some of the members have already mentioned, there's still a little something called A NEW FUCKING ALBUM to smooth over some of the fashion faux pas, personal affronts, and profound insults to people's self-esteem and sexual preferences.

That is all.

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[SNIPER]

Sheldon!

[Sensible Shoes]

shoes...what doyou think of the headset?

I like seeing Dave's mouth move when he sings.

I don't really care. Like I said, it may be a technical thing that gives him better fullback. Remember Dave's always calling for more volume in the earphones. It's a decent possibility that all of them are slightly deaf for heaven's sake, and maybe the headset helps him out onstage. And notice he ditched it during "Ice Cream Man". We'll have to ask VA and RD if he put it back on or not. Above all, I want Dave to be comfortable with whatever he uses so we can get the best performance possible.

[1971Quarter]

Brethren and Sistren,

There wasn't this much angst during EEAS and Skyscraper when DLR's outfit of choice was a bedazzled adult onesie, rhinestone-encrusted codpiece, and lavender tights riding around on and a big fucking, uh... "microphone".... uh huh uh huh uh huh...

I hear where hain is coming from, but let's just settle down and see if the headset makes it to the actual tour. Even if DLR came out with a fucking perm, headset, red parachute pants, and a fucking pink Komen For The Cure bracelet, he'd still be more masculine and fucking cooler than Samuel Haggis.

And as some of the members have already mentioned, there's still a little something called A NEW FUCKING ALBUM to smooth over some of the fashion faux pas, personal affronts, and profound insults to people's self-esteem and sexual preferences.

That is all.

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That's only because Forums were not invented yet

[Yount]

Even if DLR came out with a fucking perm, headset, red parachute pants, and a fucking pink Komen For The Cure bracelet, he'd still be more masculine and fucking cooler than Samuel Haggis.

Too true! Dave wears all this crazy shit because his tongue is lodged firmly into his cheek and his eyes are rolling just like in the "Goin' crazy" video. Like we're supposed to take it all seriously! Give me a fucking break!!

[wiseguy]

[bantonelli]

To wear a headset or not? Look at all the people here at this thread (with the exception of those who question the same thing I do with a huge "Whatevah...."

Now that we have a TOUR in motion, a CD on store shelves, Dave giving the Army props, you would think that all is right with the world. Is there really room for a biotch session regarding a HEADSET? C'mon peeps.....

Stay Frosty

[Jagermeister]

To wear a headset or not? Look at all the dumb asses at this thread (with the exception of those who question the same thing I do with a huge "Whatevah...."

Stay Frosty

Indeed!

[SparkieD]

Perhaps the headset and pants are just a big FUCK OFF to that red bastard!

[kwame k]

Sure ya did

You caught me.....I didn't give this important thread the attention to detail that I normally do

[bantonelli]

Indeed!

My EXACT thoughts...Indeed, J.

[ELVIS]

Indeedido...