the new album has impaled my asshole

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  • mmrrname
    Groupie
    • May 2006
    • 55

    #31
    iTunes says I've listened to "Blood & Fire" 47 times since Tuesday at midnight. Of course, that's not counting my iPhone, CD in the car.
    She wanted something to regret
    Tomorrow morning

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    • Sarge
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Feb 2003
      • 5422

      #32
      I played the album tonight and I got to admit that my anus is pretty tired and stretched out right now.
      ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
      The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

      MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
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      • Roy Munson
        Veteran
        • Feb 2004
        • 1522

        #33
        Originally posted by conmee
        Roy,

        Did you get the Deluxe Edition? If you're into double penetration, it's the way to go!!! I purchased the Wal-Mart Deluxe Edition with T-Shirt bundle... makes a great cleanup rag after multiple impalings!

        That is all.

        Icon~

        Dang...I got the Best Buy deluxe version. No T-shirt to wipe off.

        I guess I must be new around here...made it into the intro page?
        Originally posted by ELVIS
        I guess you're right...

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        • Roy Munson
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 1522

          #34
          Originally posted by Sarge
          I played the album tonight and I got to admit that my anus is pretty tired and stretched out right now.
          I'm just blown away by it. Its fucking badass. Honeybabysweetiedoll is insane. Sends shivers down my pecker and the milky liquid squirts out. Its a lot of fun.
          Originally posted by ELVIS
          I guess you're right...

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          • Sweet Irony
            She's the Woman
            Sniper
            • Jan 2004
            • 870

            #35
            Munson, Roy Munson!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! Lovin every post in this thread~~
            You bring out some super human memories..(huh??...or...maybe you are just one of the coolest posters ever...
            ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....

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            • Roy Munson
              Veteran
              • Feb 2004
              • 1522

              #36
              Originally posted by Sweet Irony
              Munson, Roy Munson!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! Lovin every post in this thread~~
              You bring out some super human memories..(huh??...or...maybe you are just one of the coolest posters ever...

              Wow! Been a long time! Hope all is well with you and yours.

              As long as my thread got moved into the fucking fan intro area I might as well take this opportunity to introdouche myself to any of the fine peeps who don't know me.

              My name is Munson. Roy Munson.

              Holla. Shot Calla....fuck off.
              Originally posted by ELVIS
              I guess you're right...

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              • Sweet Irony
                She's the Woman
                Sniper
                • Jan 2004
                • 870

                #37
                Everyone reading this thread needs to learn to love & respect Roy Munson!!

                (...if you havent figured this out already!)
                ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....

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                • fryingdutchman
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4132

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Roy Munson
                  Sends shivers down my pecker and the milky liquid squirts out. Its a lot of fun.
                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                  • katina
                    Commando
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 1469

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Mr Walker
                    The first weekend in 28 years with a new Van Halen album.
                    I don't think I can do another mid-life crisis... I almost didn't survive the last one.

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