I heard ya missed me...I'm back...

Been awhile.

I've been waiting for this for a LONG tizzime ...

My butt hurts from the new album. It fucked my ass so hard...ripped apart from the inside out. Maybe I'm using the wrong ANALogy?

No. Everyone knows that classic VH is the biggest, most massive cock in the rock world and they are STRAIGHT UP IMPALING ASSHOLES...YOURS, AND MINE.

I love you all.

Wolfgang is a fuckmonster and we should all thank him for his part in penetrating our balloon knots with NO LUBE.

Excuse me while I grab this shoe horn...

Kisses and hugs forever...

Dloc ...pick up the red phone and call me.