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    Question The Nr. 1 Van Halen country in the world is...(reviews and fanbase outside US)

    FINLAND FUNLAND!!!

    FOUR reviews I've read so far...5/5, 5/5, 8/10 and 10/10. They love ADKOT!!!

    How about other cuntries?

    A blogger described it very well...

    "Poissa on kaikki se, mikä riivasi Lee Rothin vuonna 1985 korvanneen Sammy Hagarin laulamia levyjä: syntetisaattorit, imelät rakkausballadit ja tyhjänpäiväiset aikuisrocksävyt on heitetty roskakoriin. A Different Kind Of Truth on yllättävänkin isoluinen ja remuisa rockalbumi, josta ei löydy hittikaavoihin kangistunutta varman päälle ottamista nimeksikään."
    Translation:

    "Gone is everything, that bothered the albums made with Hagar, who replaced Lee Roth in 1985: synths, cheesy love ballads and nonsense adult oriented sounds have been thrown to the DUMP. ADKOT is a surprisingly big-boned and randy rock album, that has no make-sure hit-pattern element to mention."

    How about the fan base and reviews in your cuntry? What's the biggest Van Halen cuntry in the world?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden AWe View Post
    FINLAND FUNLAND!!!

    FOUR reviews I've read so far...5/5, 5/5, 8/10 and 10/10. They love ADKOT!!!

    How about the fan base and reviews in your cuntry? What's the biggest Van Halen cuntry in the world?

    Definitely not the UK or France ---- too many Hagar-loving cunts in those nations.

    My bet is on Australia as 2nd greatest pro-Roth VH cuntry outside of Finland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden AWe View Post
    cheesy love ballads and nonsense adult oriented sounds have been thrown to the DUMP.
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    Guess I'll have to immigrate there someday. Too bad Finland doesn't have a facist football team like Lazio that I can support.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden AWe View Post

    How about the fan base and reviews in your cuntry? What's the biggest Van Halen cuntry in the world?

    Thanks for sharing that review GA. Nice to see what other countries are thinking. Sounds basically identical to the ones I'm hearing here in Southern CA (well...same amount of praise minus the Sammy bashing). Los Angeles & San Diego reviews are coming out with full praise for this album. The only bad thing I've heard was a local radio morning show make fun of Daves singing in the acoustic "You Really Got Me". But it was a bit rough. I think they've heard the full album by now & loved it.

    I sure hope they extend more legs of the tour to overseas. I think they are hesitant but once they do they will be fucking blown away by the reception they get & how rabid the fans are to see them.
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    One word on the biggest outside Nth America-----AUSTRALIA!!!!

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    VAiNistan is pretty big on the VH too.
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    Free translation for Diamond Dave here is Timantti-Taavi.

    The ADKOT didn't debut very high...at #24 only, but it was out only half a week and it'll easily rise after this. And another good thing is there's real music ahead of Van Halen, metal, rock etc...besides crap. Leonard Cohen is current number one.

    The shittiest fact is Nickelback's latest is ahead at the moment.

    We'll see next week!

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    Number 4 in Australia !! Biggest chart position in there career in OZ ... Please come tour

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    Apart from one guy in Tasmania, Australians love the real deal.

    Dave solo outsold the same arenas multiple nights where Van Cheronie
    could only half fill one night.

    Dont know if we are officially the second outside of Nth America,
    but it would not surprise me at all if the figures showed that.

    At least they didnt drag Hagars ass out here, he barely filled
    a bar when he rolled up here post Van Hagar.

    We know who the real Van Halen is.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJMKID View Post
    Definitely not the UK or France ---- too many Hagar-loving cunts in those nations.
    MOR was never very big in the UK and Roth did 5 headlining tours here since 1986, Van Hagar only did a couple of gigs supporting Bon Jovi in the whole time they existed.

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    RUMBA listed Van Halen number two on it's first week! It's a big music magazine that gathers it's information from the main music distributors.

    http://www.rumba.fi/stam1nan-nocebo-...koseksi-29679/

    Only a hugely supported finnish metal band Stam1na was ahead of it. BTW, last as high position from Van Halen in Finland is from the 80's.

    On the official list, where VH debuted at 24 during the half-a-week, VH now raised into the position 3!!!

    http://www.ifpi.fi/tilastot/virallin...albumit/2012/7
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJMKID View Post
    Definitely not the UK or France ---- too many Hagar-loving cunts in those nations.
    Not even. Maybe too many in the UK, though.

    I only know one in my area - he's become kind of a pal. We met at the record store about ten years ago, both looking for the 6-pack remasters.
    The guy isn't a Hagar fan, but a fan of anything with the "VH" label on it, even the Ga y album... He's hopeless, but a good guy anyway.

    Sadly, most people I ask about their knowing Van Halen or not only remember "Jump". Not much, but something at least, and some *real* VH...
    As for Van Hagar, that was a dozen years in between, but I'd bet nobody recalls anything memorable - of course.

    It's been a damn long time, almost 3 goddamn decades since 1984, like eternity for non-followers.

    I'd be pleasantly surprised if ADKOT made the top 5 here in the coming weeks. By the way, it's the first time in ages I've checked billboard rankings,
    it took VH's release.

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    First week Van Halen's A Different Kind of Truth made it to nr 12 in the DUTCH ALBUM TOP 100, not bad at all I think!!!!!!!!!!!

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    First week ADKOT nr 6 in ALBUM TOP 40 UK

    and nr 32 in 2nd week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    too many gay hagar fans overthere, yeagh!!

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    Still #1 in the Rock Chart.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/rockalbums

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    Great!!!

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    Two more reviews I've found. First one of them praised the album, 4/5.

    Second one was the first negative one I've read here. 2/5. It praised many things, but said this lacks on choruses and consists of "songs that were left out, likely for reason".

    We never get to find out what the reason is, except for the choruses. I checked out what other albums has this guy reviewed. He gave 5/5 to St. Anger. Case closed.

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    Another review...can be read in english too. 10/10!!!

    http://www.imperiumi.net/index.php?act=albums&id=12923

    Lots of great tunes, no lemons and acres of meat on the proverbial bone make this album must-hear ear candy. It really does sound like Eddie himself is inspired and Alex plays his ass off. Whatever Wolfgang Van Halen is doing, he isn't doing anything wrong, and Dave sounds like he is just enjoying himself.

    Get this album. NOW.
    *****

    This next one: 4/5!!!

    http://www.yhteishyva.fi/viihde/musi..._FI/van_halen/
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