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    Quote Originally Posted by qikgts View Post
    Haven't found any box shots...



    I'll keep lookin'...

    That's the Roth Army spirit right there folks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    This girl was conceived after the release of ALAE.

    You're all a bunch of dirty old men...
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    When I saw that sobe commercial a few months ago I pretty much Sobed on my self.
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    This should be a "Master of your own domain" contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    Aint it grand !

    The Dirty Old Bastard's Club !

    Im also starting to act deliberately mental and eccentric so nobody
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    I now have a new mantra!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post


    I now have a new mantra!
    Ain't nuthin' you can't handle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by private parts View Post
    This should be a "Master of your own domain" contest.

    You really needed to call that out about 18 seconds after the thread was started.

    I'm out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    You really needed to call that out about 18 seconds after the thread was started.

    I'm out.

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    Guys.....I was in a Publix grocery store today, and I checked out the SI Swimsuit issue....

    Oh god.....she is so smoking fucking hot.....argh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    This girl was conceived after the release of ALAE.

    You're all a bunch of dirty old men...
    It's worse... many of us were dirty old men before she was conceived...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    True dat! But as long as I am alive, I am gonna continue to be a dirty old bastard!

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    Is it wrong?

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    <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kajx4er_ZFA?version=3&feature=player_detailpage">< param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kajx4er_ZFA?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>

    While we await a new VH show, allow me to revisit this thread. Hope you don't mind me stating the obvious but I think this needs repeating.

    Gentleman I give you the hottest girl to ever walk the face of the Earth. Now we can all die with a smile on our face. Thank you.

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    Bump

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    DUDES! KATE UPTON IS ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE NOW!

    At least, she is on in a little bit. After this random actor guest dude is on....

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    She seems ok. Pretty intelligent. NOT an airhead. Seems like a nice girl.

    Oh, and I finally saw the video at the top of this thread.

    I could stare at her eyes without looking at her boobs easily.

    What, are her boobs going to magically change into something I have never seen before?

    Even if they were to pop out of her bikini top, so what? I mean, I can stare at them all I want to just before the contest starts, and again after it is over, lol.

    But who wants to look at her eyes?

    Drool...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    She seems ok. Pretty intelligent. NOT an airhead. Seems like a nice girl.

    Oh, and I finally saw the video at the top of this thread.

    I could stare at her eyes without looking at her boobs easily.

    What, are her boobs going to magically change into something I have never seen before?

    Even if they were to pop out of her bikini top, so what? I mean, I can stare at them all I want to just before the contest starts, and again after it is over, lol.

    But who wants to look at her eyes?

    Drool...
    Bro.....I'm shocked that you posted that and I agree on principle but the guy code clearly states.........when hooters are displayed we must look!

    You're not under homo suspicion but.......you're on my radar

























































    Sorry brother.....just stopping by to say high

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    Ha.....I SAID, I could look for as long as I wanted before and after the cuntest!

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    You sir are a socialist!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    the guy code clearly states.........when hooters are displayed we must look!
    and that irks me. These women wear clothes that make their tits hang out, then they get offended when we rubberneck as they walk past. WTF? If you don't want us staring at them, cage em up.

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    Right. They are totally obsessed with making their tits look good to impress us men with and when we start to appreciate them we get in trouble. Never try to figure women out because it's impossible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    She seems ok. Pretty intelligent. NOT an airhead. Seems like a nice girl.

    Oh, and I finally saw the video at the top of this thread.

    I could stare at her eyes without looking at her boobs easily.

    What, are her boobs going to magically change into something I have never seen before?

    Even if they were to pop out of her bikini top, so what? I mean, I can stare at them all I want to just before the contest starts, and again after it is over, lol.

    But who wants to look at her eyes?

    Drool...
    Interviewer: So Kate how does it feel to be the hootest..er I mean hottest woman to walk on the face of the earth?

    Kate: The earth has a face?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by private parts View Post
    Interviewer: So Kate how does it feel to be the hootest..er I mean hottest woman to walk on the face of the earth?

    Kate: The earth has a face?..


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    Kate, tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes!!!! Damn you Mark Sanchez

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    As Elvis would say, "thank ya, thank ya very much"

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    Don't worry Sofia Vergara, I still love you........(I'm sure she's worried too)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Right. They are totally obsessed with making their tits look good to impress us men with and when we start to appreciate them we get in trouble. Never try to figure women out because it's impossible.
    Fuck em its not eat em and smile its greet em and stare .... ur gonna offend them if you dont look and offend them if you do ....when in dont take a sneaky look
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Quote Originally Posted by private parts View Post
    Interviewer: So Kate how does it feel to be the hootest..er I mean hottest woman to walk on the face of the earth?

    Kate: The earth has a face?..
    classic

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    So, I heard there's finally a sextape leaked of Kate? I already checked youporn, http://theporndude.com/ and pornerbros, but it seems like her lawyers are doing a good job . I read she's riding some dude's dick and her booty is amazing :p

    You can also PM me the link, so they won't delete the video

    I woudn't mind Jennifer Lawrence too

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