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    Driving with my dog in the car, listening to the new CD.

    My sister called, so I turned down my music. Just as I hung up, I hear some loud music getting closer. The SUV pulled up next to me at a red light, I look over, and its a hot Latino chick blaring "Stay Frosty". I smiled because I knew she had to have bought the CD. She's in her own world, rocking out. But then she notices me looking, and sees my boy in the back with his massive headhanging out the window. He's a 180 pound Harlequin Great Dane. A total chick magnet and heart melter. She turns down her radio, and says "awwwww, he's so cute!" So I replied "Thanks....and he's a Van Halen fan too", and cued up She's the Woman, and dialed it up to 10. We both shared a smile, and went on our ways.

    And then all was right in the universe again.

    I felt like a total giddy school boy, so excited to go home and tell my wife what happened.

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    Notice that it's impossible to obey the speed limit wile listening to most of ADKOT? Coming through Chinatown at 7:30 this morning slightly late, and "Chinatown"comes on a block before I hit the Manhattan Bridge. Light's green, hit the Bridge, light traffic. Car chase, speeding, weaving music. I might haveta stop listening to this album in the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BumBahDeeDah View Post
    Notice that it's impossible to obey the speed limit wile listening to most of ADKOT? Coming through Chinatown at 7:30 this morning slightly late, and "Chinatown"comes on a block before I hit the Manhattan Bridge. Light's green, hit the Bridge, light traffic. Car chase, speeding, weaving music. I might haveta stop listening to this album in the car.

    I find myself having a hard time not slamming the gas pedal when "Stay Frosty" reaches 1:10 where the band kicks in ---- am I a weirdo ??

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    Speaking of listening to the CD with your dog - just out of curiousity, anybody's dog reacted to Russel's bark in "Honeybabysweetiedoll"?

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    Just don't drive with your dog ON the car....'

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJMKID View Post
    I find myself having a hard time not slamming the gas pedal when "Stay Frosty" reaches 1:10 where the band kicks in ---- am I a weirdo ??
    No I do that too.

    Oh dear.

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    My dogs liked the Beach Boys - Kokomo. But I think it was more because I changed the words to be about all types of cakes and would sing it when feeding them Dennys pancakes. And my boys nickname was Mandercakes.


    Short cakes, and tall cakes.....ooooh I love'es all cakes

    Square cakes, and round cakes......I'd even eat a pound-cake

    Thin cakes, or fat cakes......any chance of getting a cat cake

    Your cakes, or my cakes.....all I want is more cakes


    That's why they call meeeeee............they call me mandercakes!



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    My dog likes 'doggy style'

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocking ron View Post
    My dog likes 'doggy style'

    To him it's just 'normal style'. Do they call Chinese food Chinese food if you're in China? Isn't it just called food over there?

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    Yeah you're right : just like : A BUCK IS STILL A BUCK IN SHANGAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    This thread has deteriorated nicely. Glad I could help.

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    oh ewwwwww

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    good catch, I was going to ask the same thing

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    Yes, my dog tilted his head in confusion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BumBahDeeDah View Post
    This thread has deteriorated nicely..

    I love when that happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    My dogs liked the Beach Boys - Kokomo. But I think it was more because I changed the words to be about all types of cakes and would sing it when feeding them Dennys pancakes. And my boys nickname was Mandercakes.


    Short cakes, and tall cakes.....ooooh I love'es all cakes

    Square cakes, and round cakes......I'd even eat a pound-cake

    Thin cakes, or fat cakes......any chance of getting a cat cake

    Your cakes, or my cakes.....all I want is more cakes


    That's why they call meeeeee............they call me mandercakes!


    Before It gets deteriorated..... What a lovely dog, so cute.....

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    Wut? Straying from the main topic? Better call in the big guns.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by katina View Post
    Before It gets deteriorated..... What a lovely dog, so cute.....

    Thank you!

    That was my boy Evander.

    AKA Evander-Mander....Manders....Mandercakes.....DumDums...... CrapHead......ManderMooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    Wut? Straying from the main topic? Better call in the big guns.




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    Man, that is a classic story (about driving with the dog). Seriously.

    It is just proof that so many people are digging the shit out of ADKOT.

    This is not the first thread I have seen where someone has mentioned pulling up to a stoplight next to some hot chick blasting the album out.

    Right fucking on!

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