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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21838

    Grand Ayatollah or Grand Old Party?



    Who said it: Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei or U.S. Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum?

    One is a religious fanatic railing against secularism, the role of women in the workplace, and the evils of higher education, as he seeks to impose his draconian moral values upon the state. The other is the supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

    Despite his losses on Tuesday, Feb. 28, in the Arizona and Michigan primaries, former Sen. Rick Santorum is plowing ahead with his campaign to be president of the United States. Given that he lost by only 3 percentage points to Mitt Romney in the former governor's home state, it is safe to say that the GOP contest is far from over.

    As we move ahead to Super Tuesday -- March 6 -- and what could be the deciding factor in this overlong primary season, Santorum still has one last chance to pull off an upset. If that happens, the former senator from Pennsylvania may finally get his chance to bomb Iran, as he has promised to do.

    But before that happens, let us pause for a moment and become a bit more familiar with the dramatis personae who, if given the opportunity, may soon plunge the world into holy war.

    It's time to play: Khamenei or Santorum? Who said what?

    Can you guess which of the two said the following? No cheating!

    1. "We were put on this Earth as creatures of God to have dominion over the Earth."

    2. "We believe in democracy and we also believe in freedom, but we do not believe in liberal democracy."

    3. "Although the literal meaning of socialism is equitable distribution of wealth, it is associated with other concepts which we hate. Over time, socialism has come to be associated with certain things in society that are unacceptable to us."

    4. "The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness."

    5. "This is not a political war at all. This is not a cultural war. This is a spiritual war."

    6. "This is a war between two willpowers: the willpower of the people and the willpower of their enemies."

    7. "Go back and read what the sirens did once you arrived on that island.… They devour you. They destroy you. They consume you."

    8. "The American people's hatred for Iran is profound." Oh wait, we got that one backward. Sorry. It should read:

    8. "The Iranian people's hatred for America is profound."




    Answer 1: Santorum

    Answer 2: Khamenei

    Answer 3: Khamenei

    Answer 4: Santorum

    Answer 5: Santorum

    Answer 6: Khamenei

    Answer 7: Santorum

    Answer 8: Khamenei



    So, how did you score?

    7-8 correct: Supreme leader

    5-6 correct: Religious warrior

    3-4 correct: Agnostic

    1-2 correct: Radical secularist

    0 correct: You make me want to throw up.
  • ashstralia
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Feb 2004
    • 6555

    #2


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    • Unchainme
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2005
      • 7746

      #3
      fucking cohen. .

      I'm going to be camping out for this one.

      Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        Fuck Sanatorum...

        And stop the Iran propaganda...


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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21838

          #5
          Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Elvis? I thought Sanatarium was your hero! I mean, he is a fucking right-wing fascist Christian extremist asshole who probably hates anyone with brown skin.

          What more could you ask for in a candidate?

          A date with him where you could smoke crack while having gay sex with him?

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32797

            #6
            he is a fucking right-wing fascist Christian extremist asshole who probably hates anyone with brown skin.
            That's what he is claiming to be trying to get the right wing southern vote Romney can't. In reality he probably is a satanist who has mass gay orgies with oiled up black men in the New Orleans OTO lodge.
            Last edited by Nitro Express; 03-04-2012, 03:56 AM.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58754

              #7
              Originally posted by Hardrock69
              Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Elvis? I thought Sanatarium was your hero! I mean, he is a fucking right-wing fascist Christian extremist asshole who probably hates anyone with brown skin.

              What more could you ask for in a candidate?

              A date with him where you could smoke crack while having gay sex with him?
              You forget that ELVIS doesn't consider Catholics to be "actual" Christians.

              Of course, I don't consider Froth boy an actual Christian either, but his Catholicism has nothing to do with it.
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Elvis? I thought Sanatarium was your hero! I mean, he is a fucking right-wing fascist Christian extremist asshole who probably hates anyone with brown skin.

                Well, I'm not any of that...

                What more could you ask for in a candidate?

                Someone who cares about reall liberty, like Ron Paul...

                A date with him where you could smoke crack while having gay sex with him?

                How 'bout you go back to the dick you were sucking...

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  You forget that ELVIS doesn't consider Catholics to be "actual" Christians.
                  They are for the most part, misled Christians...

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    #10
                    Now, now, E.....if it wasn't for the True Faith, you;

                    Wouldn't have a Bible.
                    Christ as a man God.
                    The foundation and tenant of your religion.

                    So you owe a huge debt to the True Faith
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      That's bullshit...

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                      • kwame k
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 11302

                        #12
                        Really?

                        What religion came first, E?
                        Originally posted by vandeleur
                        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                        • FORD
                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 58754

                          #13
                          Judaism?
                          Eat Us And Smile

                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #14
                            Hinduism...


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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35160

                              #15
                              Sun and moon worship are far far older than both of those...

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