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    Eddie Van Halen

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    I Own a Tiny Dog
    ... and I'm DAMN Proud Of It!

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/06/eddie-...dog-pet-small/

    Eddie van Halen says he's NOT ASHAMED by his fragile, cutesy-wootsy little pomeranian doggie ... despite his macho rock-god image ... telling TMZ he loves the little guy, no matter what other people think.

    EVH was out in NYC last night ... cradling his poochie Kody on the way from his hotel to a waiting tour bus. The footage shocked some of the people in our newsroom who expected the rocker to own something a little less ...um ... Paris Hiltony.

    But sources close to the dog tell TMZ ... Eddie has a strong bond with Kody ... and takes great care of his pet ... walking him, feeding and loving him every day.

    Still, we're told Eddie has one rule -- he won't pick up the dog crap. He is a rock n' roll god after all.
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    "Best of luck on the tour, bro..."

    Shut the fuck up...
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    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    "Best of luck on the tour, bro..."

    Shut the fuck up...
    lol....

    How about which bus should he get on.

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    Hahaha... classic Eddie
    I had some crazy vision, one I can't deny it
    It said "Open your eyes. Leave it all behind."

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    i hate those fucking shows.......

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    I think he bought the pooch for Janie. Little Kody is a rescue dog from a nearby shelter. I just heard the story from a co-worker who volunteers at the shelter. Eddie and Janie saved Kody's life.
    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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    Now I have to love BOTH Eddie & Dave for their dog sense. And rescue to boot. GOOD Eddie, GOOD. Now Sit. Play.

    Oh dear.

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    rock stars have dogs...who knew?

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    i've got a gorgeous little pound cat called lucy... she would have been put down if i didn't adopt her. 4 years in april.

    i live in a small apartment, i'll have another dog some day.

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    OK we now know the No. 1 challenge involved in keeping Van Halen‘s reunion together. Each and every day, David Lee Roth has to resist the urge to make fun of what is apparently Eddie Van Halen’s tiny pomeranian dog, Kody.

    Lord knows, that’s not gonna be easy. Kody’s not the most rock-star looking dog in the world. In recent years, it has come to light that Roth is actually a big canine trainer. During each show on the band’s current tour, the singer’s been treating fans to a short video presentation explaining the difference between his sheep and cattle-herding dogs.
    So imagine the restraint it is taking “Diamond Dave” not to unleash one of what must be 47,000 at-the-ready quips about Eddie having a dog more naturally associated with a socialite like Kim Kardashian every time the guitarist shows up backstage or on a tour bus with Kody.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chi-town324 View Post
    rock stars have dogs...who knew?
    Thats not a dog, its a large rodent....

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    He doesn't pick up dog crap 'cuz he's a rock god? Wow! My neighbor is a rock god, too!

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    Let's just hope one of Dave's dogs don't fuck the shit out of Ed's dog.

    I can see it now, they are locked up, Dave's dog running around a sound check dragging Ed's dog with his cock stuck in it.

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    In my books. If it's under 10 lbs???


    It's a fuckin cat!
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    I don't care if the dude has a little plastic tea set and throws imaginary tea parties. Whatever it is that's getting him play at the level he is now, then more power to him. He's been playing like a fucking demon every single night on this tour, and if any of it has to do with his love for that little ankle-biter, then I'll be damned if I'm going to mock it or make fun of it.

    If anyones masculinity is called into serious question, it's the one who brought this story here from TMZ. That's a website strictly for gossipy bitches, and the one who started this thread is the one who squats to pee.

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    what no one realizes is Ed wanted to avoid TMZ so bad that he just got on DLR's bus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    I don't care if the dude has a little plastic tea set and throws imaginary tea parties. Whatever it is that's getting him play at the level he is now, then more power to him. He's been playing like a fucking demon every single night on this tour, and if any of it has to do with his love for that little ankle-biter, then I'll be damned if I'm going to mock it or make fun of it.

    If anyones masculinity is called into serious question, it's the one who brought this story here from TMZ. That's a website strictly for gossipy bitches, and the one who started this thread is the one who squats to pee.
    No Shit! He could have a pet rock for all that I care. There is no reason for someone his age to be ripping my face off for every you tube viewing.

    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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    Well, for whatever it's worth. It's still "new" footage of Ed, healthy and happy. The dog is irrelevant ....

    Still more thread worthy than a "Dave's hair" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Still more thread worthy than a "Dave's hair" thread.
    I don't know, those were pretty funny, the "Dave's hair" threads...I think Shoes should start another one
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    i've got a gorgeous little pound cat called lucy... she would have been put down if i didn't adopt her. 4 years in april.

    i live in a small apartment, i'll have another dog some day.
    I pounded a nice little piece of pussy named Lucy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Bug View Post
    Thats not a dog, its a large rodent....
    True! I've seen bigger rats in the subway.

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    a rescue from the canine shelter...way to go, Ed!

    and whatever it is that is keeping you smiling these days is A-OK w/ me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vh rides again View Post
    Let's just hope one of Dave's dogs don't fuck the shit out of Ed's dog.

    I can see it now, they are locked up, Dave's dog running around a sound check dragging Ed's dog with his cock stuck in it.

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    Brethren and Sistren,

    That dog looks like my scrotum between shavings...

    That is all.

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    Ahhh ---- I'm not gonna bust on Ed for having a wimpy little dog ---- but that thing probably reeks of cigarette smoke! That's doggie abuse in my book.

    Dave got the right attitude about dogs ---- let 'em frolick in wide open spaces ---- chasin' livestock ---- engaging their human masters in the thrill of the hunt!

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    Hats off to Ed on the rescue! We rescued our dog (there he is in black and white) back in '02. I remember wishing we could've taken all of the dogs home with us.

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    If Russell eats Kody there's going to be hell to pay. Dave better have his cup ready....
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    Do you think there's any chance that the dog bark on HBSD is actually Kody...and they slowed the recording down to make it sound more, um...."masculine?"



    But seriously...cute dog and good on Eddie for saving it.

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    If you spell the word dog backwards you get GOD......I think that says it all about dogs, they rule! And it could always be much worse. I've got my dogs remains in his pet carrier until he eventually goes with me. It's like I could be walking around holding this knitted blanket with my dead dog in it and nobody would even know it, but if they found out I don't think that it would fly too well. My dad says that I've got problems and says why don't you go to bed with him...real sarcastic. On the other hand my Jewish therapist didn't say anything at all about it when I was mentioning it to him....he actually had puppy-dog eyes as I was telling him about it. To each his own when it comes to your dog! Each one of them was made for each one of us reguardless of size or shape. And when you get to share in that unique and special bond with them it becomes a bond that can never be broken. It becomes even better after death.....How do I love thee? Let me count the ways......

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    Clearly Ed's touring with his wife and her dog... glad he's happy though... makes for some damn good guitar playin!!

    I'm not buying the he doesn't do poop patrol... not for one damn minute.
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    This is turning into the next "Dave's Headset" thread.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    This is turning into the next "Dave's Headset" thread.....
    Damn don't associate a thread of mine with that piece of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Bug View Post
    Thats not a dog, its a large rodent....
    I love dogs, but I don't understand the kind of breed that if you startle it it shakes a lot then pees on the floor.
    That said whatever works for Ed is perfect though.

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    Whatever helps keep him sober and happy, I'm all for it. Go Ed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    This is turning into the next "Dave's Headset" thread.....
    First Chef has to send it to the Dump...
    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    This is turning into the next "Dave's Headset" thread.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's PA Rental View Post
    First Chef has to send it to the Dump...
    Then sticky it.

    Dump it if you want VA. I don't give a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    It's still "new" footage of Ed, healthy and happy.
    He looks older and more guilty than OJ in that clip...



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    And what did Dave say ??

    "Without a guitar in his hand Eddie is a miserable human being!"



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