Fuck!!!

[Angel]

So, the hard drive on the laptop is gone. Thankfully it's still under warranty. However, 3 of my classes are online, I have 3 term papers due this month, and I just started a new job...working from home... I am so fucking royally screwed!!!!!

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[guwapo_rocker]

A new job.....working from home? Does it involve a phone and a 1 800 number??

[twonabomber]

or a webcam and Paypal?

[Angel]

A new job.....working from home? Does it involve a phone and a 1 800 number??

Damn, should have thought of that! It would be much better pay!

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[Angel]

or a webcam and Paypal?

At my age, they'd be paying me to turn the web cam off!

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[Angel]

In all seriousness, it's pretty cool. Transcribing interviews for a true crime show. If anything, I'm learning how to commit murder and NOT get away with it.

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[guwapo_rocker]

Where do I sign up?

[sadaist]

At my age, they'd be paying me to turn the web cam off!

HA! I know how you feel. I used to have it going on...now I barely remember it.

[sadaist]

In all seriousness, it's pretty cool. Transcribing interviews for a true crime show. If anything, I'm learning how to commit murder and NOT get away with it.

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My buddy in high school his dad was a detective. He said to get away with a crime 1st you have to think of 100 ways they could catch you and figure how to get away with those 100 things. If you can do that you were pretty much in the clear. If you can only think up 99 ways....guess what? LOL...yep. The 1 you missed will be your demise.

[SunisinuS]

It is easy to catch a criminal. Did Arson investigation for 10 years. There is only one thing you have to follow.

[sadaist]

There is only one thing you have to follow.

Don't do it?

[Nitro Express]

My buddy in high school his dad was a detective. He said to get away with a crime 1st you have to think of 100 ways they could catch you and figure how to get away with those 100 things. If you can do that you were pretty much in the clear. If you can only think up 99 ways....guess what? LOL...yep. The 1 you missed will be your demise.

If you want to murder join the military and go to war. If you kill as a civilian you go to jail or even get the death penalty. If you kill in war you get decorations and medals.

[hambon4lif]

Best thread title...EVER!!

[katina]

HA! I know how you feel. I used to have it going on...now I barely remember it.

What!!! Barely remember it??? I could not remember at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hardrock69]

One of my fave scenes from the series Perry Masonite:

Woman on the witness stand. Perry has been verbally beating the living shit out of her, until he corners her so tight she gives up and confesses.

Then she breaks down sobbing, saying "Oh, it was so hard...." (read the rest before you post your dirty comments. Yeah, I know how you guys think. )

Perry Masonary then says "NO MISS JOHNSON! MURDER IS EASY! GETTING AWAY WITH IT IS THE HARD PART!"


Over the past few years I have gotten hooked on reality crime murder redrum death kill shows. 48 Hours. Power & Priviledge. Murder By The Book.

Non-fiction documentaries.

The one thing I love about these shows, is that 99% of the time, they catch the perp, and send him to the slammer. And what REALLY makes me jump out of my chair and yell "FUCK YEAH!"
is when the scumbag gets sentence to DIE!

The true answer....do not do it to begin with. Certainly in the show "Power & Priviliedge", it is all redrum committed by rich motherfuckers.

People you would think are smart enough NOT to do something like that. But they somehow think they can get away with it.

Only to find out they are going to be ass-raped by Hairy Bubba in the cell for the next 50 years.

They should rename all of these redrum deth kill reality shows as "THE ADVENTURES OF STUPID PEEPUL!".

It is sort of like bank robbers. They have to be stupid. I mean, if you are a law-abiding citizen who knows or is related to a law-enforcement officer or FBI guy (I know quite a few), that is one thing.

But when you rob a bank, the FBI is suddenly REALLY interested in being your new best friend.

And anyone who wants to be friends with the FBI in such a way is a goddamnable stupid fuck!

Well, anyway, Angel, Sorry to hear that your drive killed itself. And congrats on the job. It sounds kickass. I would love to have a job like that. Hell, I would love to have a job right now.