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    Ex-Penthouse Model Nailed In Drug Ring

    Ex-Penthouse Pet pinched in 'drug ring'

    By ANDY SOLTIS NYPOST

    Last Updated: 2:53 AM, March 20, 2012

    Posted: 12:55 AM, March 20, 2012

    A former Penthouse Pet and bikini model, accused of running an international drug ring out of her Sunset Boulevard apartment, been nabbed in Australia after a month on the run.

    Simone Farrow, 37, was captured in a cheap Gold Coast beach hotel after allegedly skipping out on the $150,000 bail she posted in Sydney last month.

    Farrow, who has at least 19 aliases, is suspected of smuggling crystal meth in bags of bath salts and in packages labeled “pants” and “small fountain kits” and mailing them from her California home to clients in her native Australia.

    She claims she became a fugitive to save herself from the “underworld figures” with whom she was involved.

    “The only reason I’ve done this is because someone was trying to murder me,” she told reporters.


    Of course, here are the inevitable and by now obligatory Before/After/Fall From Grace Pictures.













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    Those forks in the road can be downright evil when you choose the wrong side.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    another wannabe gangster moll bites the dust...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Those forks in the road can be downright evil when you choose the wrong side.
    There is a fork in the road?

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    What a shame, a woman with her skillset could be living the easy life taking it up the ass on camera for money but she had to get greedy.
    "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbranton View Post
    What a shame, a woman with her skillset could be living the easy life taking it up the ass on camera for money but she had to get greedy.
    Most of us take it up the ass for money. It's called corporate America.

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    Fucking meth-head bitch.

    If she is so stupid she gets involved in that shit, she deserves whatever happens.

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    Personally, she just looks like a clone of Paris Hilton anyway. I don't find even her 'before' photo to be all that attractive.

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    Well it explains why my wife after taking a bath in bath salts became very hyper and couldn't sleep for days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbranton View Post
    What a shame, a woman with her skillset could be living the easy life taking it up the ass on camera for money but she had to get greedy.
    With an alleged 19 aliases? Seems her ass was better at becoming a cavity mule .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    With an alleged 19 aliases? Seems her ass was better at becoming a cavity mule .
    Makes sense. Women have more cavities to smuggle stuff in.

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    Just one more.

    Oh dear.

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    But us guys prefer when you smuggle something besides drugs in it.

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    Smuggle or snuggle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    Smuggle or snuggle?
    A bit of both actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbranton View Post
    But us guys prefer when you smuggle something besides drugs in it.
    Such as..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Such as..?

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    I wanna see her growler!!!


    Uhhh!!!

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    There's just so little honor left anymore...I mean, does it not seem like people can't own up to their fucking mistakes and accept responsibility for their bad decisions?

    That being said, I'd still give her a slap-and-tickle.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    I wanna see her growler!!!


    Uhhh!!!
    It probably looks like a burned out stump hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
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    Of course, here are the inevitable and by now obligatory Before/After/Fall From Grace Pictures.



    For the love of God just fucking say NO!

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