Drop Me A Line~~ DLR/VH

[hambon4lif]

Goddamn that telephone
I thought we were alone
you're tellin' me there's company...your husband's coming home
I've been thinkin' 'bout a Saturday night with you...
...I've been thinkin' 'bout it all week long..
...and now I'm gonna lose it 'cause that SON OF A BITCH got me singin'
that same old song..

[ELVIS]

That's not a line, it's a verse...

[rocking ron]

Is this line ok??

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

I'm a reeeal nice guy, but Little Texas keep things even!

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

One break....comin up!!!

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Was vaccinated with a phonograph needle one summer break...

[ELVIS]

Don't be starin' at your stereo, fool...

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Shit, I gotta be home before the end of the record.

Fixed.

[ELVIS]

Minus the "oh."

[Yount]

I'm going coconuts, at least I'm going my way.

[Yount]

Her t-shirt ended early and her hot-pants started late

[Mr Walker]

I'd love to talk philosophy... but I gotta take a piss
Man, that philosophy runs right through ya...

[Catfish]

"Every snowflake pleads not-guilty after the avalanche," is one I coin from time to time. People love it.

[Mr Walker]

Put out an APB on the Hammerhead Shark

[Catfish]

I've been places with my face... you wouldn't go... without a PISTOL!