In the spirit of great lines from old & new tunes...When it comes to DLR, there is a lot to choose from!! One of my new favorites:
"Trust in Allah....but tie up your camel"!!
In the spirit of great lines from old & new tunes...When it comes to DLR, there is a lot to choose from!! One of my new favorites:
"Trust in Allah....but tie up your camel"!!
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"All of your addictions wont make me a prince"
How many times, have you said to yourself...
"Pack up & go!! I've been here too long"
I'll bet if you asked 'em our heroes would say
"Hey!! We're already gone"...I know
.....how do I know that, mouse?
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It seems like everything I like will make me sick or poor or fat...
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No light at the end of the tunnel
Due to budget constraints
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So it's one for the money...but that don't make the show...no, no
count to three and I'll be READY...to follow that road
I see it coming and this one is ours
we got heaven....right here on Earth
ain't nothing like it when you're reaching for stars...and you grab one...for what it is worth
(you can tell 'em)
we'll be having good times....DAMN GOOD TIMES!
kwame k (03-27-2012)
"Woman, you suffer from a color. I suffer cause a YOU. Everybody suffers. Cause a you and your blues."
Wow. Does Dave know my wife and about the impending divorce and about the effect her stupidity is having on our family?
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You wanna feel 100 proof?
I got news for you!!
Seen some folks fall, and a couple fly...
....and some of them just DIE
Ain't nothin' "once upon a time"
Got a rosy future and a big behind
might get lucky 'never mind...I hear beginners do it all the time'
All I'm leaving when it's time to go is my old blue jeans and gold brass Zippo
(and teach in turn)
all those secret things I've learned
and all I got from history
(careful how you take it)
is recognize the same mistake...
...every fuckin' time you make it
Price of an education...least now I know it's No Big 'Ting
You go through life as someone's doormat
Cause you don't get no sportin' chance
There ain't much distance 'tween a pat on the back
And a kick in the pants
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If love is blind why did her stockings always looks so cool
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500 horses in a Chrysler mill...
Makes me KING OF THE HILL !!
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Do I detect Integrity and self-respect?
Cool...
I'm normally insolvent
It shouldn't cause a problem
With my hot pursuits
Goddamn that telephone
I thought we were alone
you're tellin' me there's company...your husband's coming home
I've been thinkin' 'bout a Saturday night with you...
...I've been thinkin' 'bout it all week long..
...and now I'm gonna lose it 'cause that SON OF A BITCH got me singin'
that same old song..
That's not a line, it's a verse...
Is this line ok??
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I'm a reeeal nice guy, but Little Texas keep things even!
One break....comin up!!!
Was vaccinated with a phonograph needle one summer break...
Don't be starin' at your stereo, fool...
Shit, I gotta be home before the end of the record.
Fixed.
Last edited by TwoFoolsAMinute; 03-28-2012 at 11:03 PM.
Minus the "oh."
I'm going coconuts, at least I'm going my way.
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Her t-shirt ended early and her hot-pants started late
I'd love to talk philosophy... but I gotta take a piss
Man, that philosophy runs right through ya...
Momshell (03-31-2012)
"Every snowflake pleads not-guilty after the avalanche," is one I coin from time to time. People love it.
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Put out an APB on the Hammerhead Shark
I've been places with my face... you wouldn't go... without a PISTOL!
Kiss me quick, I'm double parked.
I am you and you are me
"Use my hand, I won't look"
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"....so sit back and get all comfortable, cause this little tune's 6 fuckin' hours long!"
"semi-good lookin'"
"gettin funny in the back of my car"
"mousewife to momshell in the time it took to get that new tattoo"
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she knows Little Elvis is combat ready....
"why behave in public when you're living on the playground?"
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"It's like doin' 90, her top's down and the wind's in your beer can..."
Sounds like the perfect combination for a great night to me...
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If the world loves a bad guy, then how 'bout the doubt?
Some call it love, some call it murder..... this is the crime of the century!
Beggars can't be choosers in a den of thieves!!!!
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