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    Steven Tyler has another daughter?

    She's him, with boobs.


    Future Forever 21 reject.

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    Oh God no!


    So....when is she going to start being a crummy actress in crappy movies so Aerosmith can go through another horrible ballad phase?



    And too bad for these girls. Dad fucks a gorgeous supermodel type and they get his looks? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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    On the bright side, she has enough common sense to allow her hair to cover 1/3 of her mug. She's on the right path.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    On the bright side, she has enough common sense to allow her hair to cover 1/3 of her mug. She's on the right path.
    I don't think she is ugly but she does want to "model" and she is not model material.


    Best of luck to her anyway.

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    Who's the mother, the Joker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I don't think she is ugly but she does want to "model" and she is not model material.


    Best of luck to her anyway.
    Not ugly. But man, when you have a mouth like that there are certain colors to use that soften it up a bit. She did not choose wisely. That's the first thing you notice when you see her when in my opinion it should be the eyes. Always the eyes. Her mouth totally distracts from everything else.




    *And I got nothing sized up enough to fill a huge mouth like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I don't think she is ugly but she does want to "model" and she is not model material.


    Best of luck to her anyway.
    I disagree that she's not model material... She's tall skinny and has a large forehead...exactly what they look for in models.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    has a large forehead...exactly what they look for in models.

    Yeah, humongous forehead is the first thing I look for on a woman.


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    Guess she wants to be a model like her big sister Mia. (both seen here with dad)



    Though Mia's got a hell of a lot of ink on her arms these days, so I don't know if she's still modeling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I don't think she is ugly but she does want to "model" and she is not model material.


    Best of luck to her anyway.
    She's not ugly unless your attracted to girls that look like Steven Tyler

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    I disagree that she's not model material... She's tall skinny and has a large forehead...exactly what they look for in models.
    A model, back when modeling actually meant something has to be unique and pliable in terms of they can sell any crappy consumer product. The whole one in a million girl. Tyler's daughter may be tall and thin but she is hardly unique.

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    Ugh, sad. I don't mind a few tats on a girl. But why ruin yourself covering your entire arm like that? Just a shame. I'll never understand that. Like that Kat Von D girl. Grosses me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Yeah, humongous forehead is the first thing I look for on a woman.

    Whoever said models are real women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    A model, back when modeling actually meant something has to be unique and pliable in terms of they can sell any crappy consumer product. The whole one in a million girl. Tyler's daughter may be tall and thin but she is hardly unique.
    Seems to me like it's the opposite now and they all look the same. Although, admittedly, I don't pay much attention to that world...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Yeah, humongous forehead is the first thing I look for on a woman.

    Most female fashion models are chosen by gay men and other women.

    Catwalk models look nothing like the women you see in men's magazines or porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    She's him, with boobs.


    Future Forever 21 reject.
    Remember back around 20 years ago or so , that one hit wonder band called 4 Non Blondes ? They had that song " What's Going On "

    She looks A LOT like the singer !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Manalishi View Post
    Remember back around 20 years ago or so , that one hit wonder band called 4 Non Blondes ? They had that song " What's Going On "

    She looks A LOT like the singer !
    Yeah, that lead singer went on to write "hit" songs for Pink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Yeah, that lead singer went on to write "hit" songs for Pink.


    Seriously? Wow. That's a trip. I wonder how many people we remember from the 80's are now behind the scenes of todays music.

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    I remember being pretty shocked finding out that Desmond Child wrote 'Livin' La Vida Loca'.

    Less shocked when I subsequently found out he had come out as gay to his girlfriend 'Gina' who worked at the diner all day.

    It's funny that it had never crossed my mind to wonder why Tommy was spending all that time at the docks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Who's the mother, the Joker?
    That is the most hilarious post i have read in along time.Took me completely by surprise and had me almost rolling on the floor

    I don't think she is ugly at all.Just as Kristy said maybe not model material
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post

    he had come out as gay to his girlfriend 'Gina'

    )

    Of course a gay man doesn't like 'Ginas'.

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    Looks like Amy Winehouse in a good mood.....(and alive, of course...)
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    The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook
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    'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorehey View Post
    The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook
    in it


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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Manalishi View Post
    Remember back around 20 years ago or so , that one hit wonder band called 4 Non Blondes ? They had that song " What's Going On "

    She looks A LOT like the singer !
    It's Linda Perry



    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Yeah, that lead singer went on to write "hit" songs for Pink.
    Also for Christina Aquilera and Gwen Stefani. She must be rich now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I remember being pretty shocked finding out that Desmond Child wrote 'Livin' La Vida Loca'. ...
    Lol, me too!

    But Child also co-wrote a song for Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas. Does somebody hear the formula?


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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Seriously? Wow. That's a trip. I wonder how many people we remember from the 80's are now behind the scenes of todays music.
    It's one way to pay the bills.

    Danny Elfman, for example... Looking at his track record (Simpsons theme, lots of movie soundtracks), you'd never think he was in Oingo fuckin' Boingo...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    It's one way to pay the bills.

    Danny Elfman, for example... Looking at his track record (Simpsons theme, lots of movie soundtracks), you'd never think he was in Oingo fuckin' Boingo...
    Shit...I think the only way I knew Elfman was in Oingo Boingo was because of the movie "Back To School" when they played "Dead Man's Party" in the dorms...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    It's one way to pay the bills.

    Danny Elfman, for example... Looking at his track record (Simpsons theme, lots of movie soundtracks), you'd never think he was in Oingo fuckin' Boingo...
    Elfman is truly a musical genius

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    Oingo Boingo was a damn good band for the time, and the so-called "new wave" genre. Of course it was all Elfman (does anybody even know the name of anybody else in that band?)


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    Quote Originally Posted by private parts View Post
    Elfman is truly a musical genius
    No shit. Take a listen to his score for that first Tim Burton Batman film, in order to remove all doubt. (No, not the goofy Prince soundtrack.)




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    And come on, if you can knock out a bit of theme music in your spare time for a tv show, then have widely divergent acts such as Sonic Youth and some guy with a violin cover it with equally cool results, you must be doing something right.




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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    No shit. Take a listen to his score for that first Tim Burton Batman film, in order to remove all doubt. (No, not the goofy Prince soundtrack.)



    Average Joe has never heard of him. I guess thats why they're called average Joes.
    It would be interesting to see what Elfman, Prince, and our Boy Genius Eddie could come up with together.
    Would be like Dr. Who, Dr. Strange, and Dr. Frankenstein all in the same laboratory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    And come on, if you can knock out a bit of theme music in your spare time for a tv show, then have widely divergent acts such as Sonic Youth and some guy with a violin cover it with equally cool results, you must be doing something right.
    I've heard jazz players "quote" it in solos, mainly for shits'n'giggles... The Super Mario Bros theme is also a popular one. (although, bass players usually struggle with that one... )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    ...although, bass players usually struggle with that one...
    Are you kidding? We struggle enough with finding a ride to a gig or even practice.









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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Are you kidding? We struggle enough with finding a ride to a gig or even practice.
    Didn't want to point out the obvious stuff, chef...

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