Stomp Box Addiction? Compulsive FX Disorder? You decide......

[Hardrock69]

An Assfuck pedal.

All you need to do is actually get a wah pedal and rig it so you can variate the speed of some sort of mechanical fucking device like Howard Stern had on his show once after he went to satellite....he had some naked bitches on there with some motor driven dildos.....man that was fucking hilarious...

I still have the videos somewhere around here....the chicks were hot, too!

[jhale667]

And...I have to say I dig the EVH phase 90.....................really cops the VH 1 solo vibe................

The EVH Phase90 is awesome.

[Nitro Express]

An Assfuck pedal.

All you need to do is actually get a wah pedal and rig it so you can variate the speed of some sort of mechanical fucking device like Howard Stern had on his show once after he went to satellite....he had some naked bitches on there with some motor driven dildos.....man that was fucking hilarious...

I still have the videos somewhere around here....the chicks were hot, too!

I think you are onto something here. Drive the servo control dildos with a Wah Wah and then it also has a filter setup to create some swanky classic porn tones to go with the moans. Also Assfuck is just a catchy tone name. Ah man, that sounds like a real assfuck.

I think incorporating the mini QTron into the circuit would be the ticket and then have the dildos run in synch with it.

[Matt White]

flush

[Terry]

Bonham is dead. There's no more Led Zeppelin.

Even beyond that, Page's abilities are shot and as far as singing a good bulk of the Zep tunes Plant's voice is shot as well.

Like, who wants to pay premium prices to see a Zeppelin reunion when the band would have to tune down a 1/2 to a whole step and still have the vocals sound like shit because ol' Percy can't hit the notes anymore?

[chefcraig]

Even beyond that, Page's abilities are shot and as far as singing a good bulk of the Zep tunes Plant's voice is shot as well.

Not to mention that Jason Bonham has a tendency to bash and plod through the songs, instead of swinging through them like his father. Just listen to the recordings of that 2007 "reunion" show at the O2 Arena, and you'll notice that sonically, something sounds off with the rhythm section. That's the main thing drummers in Zep cover bands always seem to miss, the notion that while being a very powerful drummer. Bonzo also possessed a remarkably light and at times very subtle touch.

[Etienne]

Not to mention that Jason Bonham has a tendency to bash and plod through the songs, instead of swinging through them like his father. Just listen to the recordings of that 2007 "reunion" show at the O2 Arena, and you'll notice that sonically, something sounds off with the rhythm section. That's the main thing drummers in Zep cover bands always seem to miss, the notion that while being a very powerful drummer. Bonzo also possessed a remarkably light and at times very subtle touch.

Ian Paice from Deep Purple has a similar light "swinging" style.

[fourthcoming]

Not to mention that Jason Bonham has a tendency to bash and plod through the songs, instead of swinging through them like his father. Just listen to the recordings of that 2007 "reunion" show at the O2 Arena, and you'll notice that sonically, something sounds off with the rhythm section. That's the main thing drummers in Zep cover bands always seem to miss, the notion that while being a very powerful drummer. Bonzo also possessed a remarkably light and at times very subtle touch.

Absolutely Chef....well said. The first song that came to my mind.....and there's many examples....is I'm gonna crawl. Don't know why that song automatically came to mind.....but he plays with power and jazzy finesse and subtlety. All those bozo hair metal groups from the 80's that tried to constantly rip off Kashmir never could understand that about Bonzo's drumming.

[jhale667]

IMHO the dude that cops Bonham best (and I'm admittedly biased, lol) is Frankie Banali. He occasionally plays Zep covers at the Rainbow in Hollywood with Mitch Perry, and he fucking nails it.

[Matt White]

Wella wella wella........

never been the type to actually make up my mind......

been thinking for ages of either getting the POG2 or the Ravish Sitar pedal...............

I bought both!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

actual pics and a review of each coming this week.............

[VimFuego]

Even beyond that, Page's abilities are shot and as far as singing a good bulk of the Zep tunes Plant's voice is shot as well.

Like, who wants to pay premium prices to see a Zeppelin reunion when the band would have to tune down a 1/2 to a whole step and still have the vocals sound like shit because ol' Percy can't hit the notes anymore?

From around '74 onwards, Led Zep were pretty much just about the albums, imo.

[Hardrock69]

Hey Vim.....you play in an experimental band? Or a metal band?

[jhale667]

"Right, Alan's name is Vim, and your mum's dead. Got it. "

[VimFuego]

its more poetical political

kants