Ted Nugent: Domestic Terrorist!

[gbranton]

He never "hung out" with him. They were on an educational foundation together...

......and Ayers said they "Knew one another as neighbors and family friends".

Obama also held an initial fundraiser at Ayers' house at which Ayers donated to Obama's campaign.

[knuckleboner]

......and Ayers said they "Knew one another as neighbors and family friends".

Obama also held an initial fundraiser at Ayers' house at which Ayers donated to Obama's campaign.

if that's the only standard, then we can also directly blame obama for "return of the killer tomatoes." clooney hosting fundraiser for obama at home

[DONNIEP]

I still don't understand why anyone holds Ted up as their spokesman. Ted Nugent is an admitted child molester!! Period. He's the poster boy for Chester The Child Molester. I don't give two shits that he also believes in the right for an individual to bear arms. Fuck that! I believe in my right to bear arms and I'm legally licensed to do so. But that fucked up, perverted piece of shit doesn't represent me. Regardless of what he says...he's still a freaking child molester! You let that motherfucker come to my house and ask for my permission to turn over legal guardianship of my underage daughter and I'll make the Zimmerman case look like an elementary school yard fight.

[Etienne]

Ted Nugent hails the new messiah Romney in his own crazy way.

So predictable.

[BITEYOASS]

This will really make you hate Ted the Ped:

[Zing!]

Delving into Uncle Ted's love life is enough to make some of our lady members renounce their Roth Army membership...

[DONNIEP]

This will really make you hate Ted the Ped:

Well, I thought Ted was bad before...but this? This is even worse! And Sammy....where's his left hand in that picture?

[Nitro Express]

I still don't understand why anyone holds Ted up as their spokesman. Ted Nugent is an admitted child molester!! Period. He's the poster boy for Chester The Child Molester. I don't give two shits that he also believes in the right for an individual to bear arms. Fuck that! I believe in my right to bear arms and I'm legally licensed to do so. But that fucked up, perverted piece of shit doesn't represent me. Regardless of what he says...he's still a freaking child molester! You let that motherfucker come to my house and ask for my permission to turn over legal guardianship of my underage daughter and I'll make the Zimmerman case look like an elementary school yard fight.

The man is a nutcase. He was always loose and unscrewed and rolled into rock and roll as a result. He had the guitar chops to stay. Ted has a work ethic. He probably could bust most people's asses in that regard but the man is a lunatic. But then that has always been his angle. It's what he sells. He's on the front pages of the new because of what he said. He will milk it for what it's work and make money off of it. You will never see this guy run for political office ever. He's just an attention whore like Sarah Palin.

What would kill Ted more than anything is nobody caring what he says and just ignoring him. That would floor the man. He couldn't handle that.

[Nitro Express]

Well, I thought Ted was bad before...but this? This is even worse! And Sammy....where's his left hand in that picture?

Covered in Cabo Wabo/Mad Anthony anal lube waxing Ted off.

[Nitro Express]

Ted who?

You get it sir. I laugh at these liberals who go ape shit over Ted. Ted baited them and they took it. Nothing would upset Ted more than if the liberals just ignored him and said or did nothing. Ever seen a dog chase a cat and the cat just lays down? The fucking dog has no idea what to do. If the cat continues to run and freak the fuck out the dog has a great time. Ted is the dog and the liberals are the cat. Just ignore him. He won't know what to do.

[jhale667]

For being so smart, you have a poor recollection of certain events.

So in other words, you don't know of any. Thought so.

[Etienne]

The secret service obviously had a conversation with him. At least they take him seriously.

[Nitro Express]

It's all in the fingers, man. He tells a story about when the band first hit. Van Halen was opening for Ted Nugent back in 1978 at the Capital Centre. Ted was cool enough to give the band a sound check. He's standing off to the side and he's listening to me, and he comes up and says,"Hey, you little shit! Where's your little magic black box?" I'm going, Who the fuck is that? And it was Ted. Hey Ted, it's nice to meet you, thanks for the sound check. And he's going, "Let me play your guitar!" I go, "Okay, here you go." He starts playing my guitar and it sounds like Ted. He yells,"You just removed your little black box, didn't you? Where is it? What did you do?" I go, "I didn't do anything!" So I play, and it sounds like me. He says, "Here, play my guitar!" I play his big old guitar and it sounds just like me. He's going, "You little shit!" What I'm trying to say is I am the best at doing me. Nobody else can do me better than me.

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/musi...#ixzz1sV5Icq52

Ted and Ed. Notice Ted started wearing loin cloths and really acting freaky after a skinny kid named Ed showed up and scared the shit out of him.

[BigBadBrian]

The secret service obviously had a conversation with him. At least they take him seriously.

No, they just wanted all of his tour diaries and recollection of where to find the best whores!

[hambon4lif]

No, they just wanted all of his tour diaries and recollection of where to find the best whores!

They're neck-deep in their own mess right now as it is. Tracking down girls who haven't even entered puberty yet would make things worse.....