Maybe we should have a convention at this place?

[JenniferM]

I tried to order a couple of "adult items" online and they couldn't ship it to my zip code. What the hell? My old man was quite disappointed!
Hell, they just legalized liquor by the drink in my town about a year ago.
God, I need to move to civilization.....

Even though the South reeks of self-righteous assholes, there are always the diamonds in the rough, like the Jack Daniels distillery; Austin, TX; towns that legally allow strip clubs and porn shops; New Orleans and some other fine establishments I failed to mention but I'm sure all you Roth Army members can add a few.

[BITEYOASS]

I tried to order a couple of "adult items" online and they couldn't ship it to my zip code. What the hell? My old man was quite disappointed!
Hell, they just legalized liquor by the drink in my town about a year ago.
God, I need to move to civilization.....

You think that's bad. In bama, they made adult toys illegal throughout the state. Even though there are shops that sell them anyway.

Guess I'll have to find a place to hide my fleshlight once I buy one again. I bought one during my time Marine Corps, then I had to get rid of it when I smelled that icy-hot someone put in there in order to pull a prank on me. Luckily I donkey kicked that motherfucker into the wall when he wasn't looking.

[JenniferM]

You think that's bad. In bama, they made adult toys illegal throughout the state. Even though there are shops that sell them anyway.

Guess I'll have to find a place to hide my fleshlight once I buy one again. I bought one during my time Marine Corps, then I had to get rid of it when I smelled that icy-hot someone put in there in order to pull a prank on me. Luckily I donkey kicked that motherfucker into the wall when he wasn't looking.

[DONNIEP]

Damn, you guys need to move to NC. We've got dirty book stores, an Adam and Eve store not 20 minutes from here, and two liquor stores within 8 minutes from my house - in either direction. And we've got the Grand Daddy of all Charlotte nite life - The Paper Doll Lounge! Hell, the front doors used to hang in Fort Knox!!! You want to stay in the South and still have debauchery? NC is your place!

[BITEYOASS]

I was stationed at MCAS Cherry Point, NC for a few months. Unfortunately I wasn't 21 and didn't make enough money, so debauchery at that time was out of the question. Plus I was too busy studying how to build bombs.