Lennon, Zappa, and the musical stylings of Yoko

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  • ThrillsNSpills
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6627

    Lennon, Zappa, and the musical stylings of Yoko



    Her unique vocal stylings free her from the tedious burdens of lyric memorization.
    It's a rare video and if you watch it you will be grateful you avoided it this long.
    It's good to see her get impersonated at the end of the song though. John looks pissed for a second.
  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    #2
    Wow....being an incredibly talented musician (John) doesn't always equate to having taste (Yoko).
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58783

      #3
      Yoko thought everything was performance art. Her concept here was probably something like "Imagine you are a hyena, skinned and trampled under a herd of stampeding elephants".
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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302

        #4
        .....with a sore throat and a knife in your neck
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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        • BITEYOASS
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6530

          #5
          Yoko must have been a great lay and John must have been high as a mofo. There can be no other explanation.

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          • BITEYOASS
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6530

            #6
            Is Japanese pussy really that great?

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            • gbranton
              Veteran
              • Aug 2005
              • 1847

              #7
              OK, NO. NO pussy is THAT good, it HAD to be the drugs.
              "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58783

                #8
                More than the drugs or anything else, it was actually John's "mommy issues" that attracted him to Yoko in the first place. He pretty much admits this in the Beatles song "Julia", which was supposedly written for his mother......


                Half of what I say is meaningless
                But I say it just to reach you,
                Julia

                Julia, Julia, ocean child, calls me
                So I sing a song of love, Julia


                The name "Yoko Ono", translated into English, means "ocean child". So John is basically admitting here that she's not only his new wife, but a substitute for his mother. Oh well (as he would say in another song) "whatever gets you through the night....."
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                • Cato
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4587

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                  Is Japanese pussy really that great?
                  I think Jay knows something about that.
                  Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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                  • Terry
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 11957

                    #10
                    The thing of it is, I really dig a lot of what John Lennon did.

                    It'd be fair to say Yoko was a main source of songwriting inspiration to John, but she's never had any talent to my ears. Not really a case of her being too "avant-garde" and that I just don't "get" her, either. She's just irritating. I feel tremendous sympathy for her (as pretty much any human being with a degree of empathy would) losing John in that horrible way, but I simultaneously don't care for the way she pretty much hitched a ride on John's talent train and used that as a vehicle to get herself exposure.

                    Whatever Lennon saw in her as an artist, I'm not seeing it.
                    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                    • BITEYOASS
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6530

                      #11
                      I always thought those noises she was making were reenactments of the orgasm noises she made in bed with John. And we've all heard the weird noises that Japanese women make in their porn.

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                      • BITEYOASS
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6530

                        #12
                        Here's one of Yoko's relatives:

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                        • Jack68
                          Commando
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 1032

                          #13

                          The stories are just endless about how little talent she had.The Chuck Berry/john lennon video when she starts her...whatever the fuck its called ,just kills me.
                          "Avant Garde is French for bullshit.”

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 58783

                            #14
                            Yeah, Chuck Berry looked like he was about ready to choke a bitch......

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                            • Jack68
                              Commando
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 1032

                              #15
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              Yeah, Chuck Berry looked like he was about ready to choke a bitch......

                              Fucking classic...right around 1:19.I mean really..did Lennon in the privacy of his own home ever tell her.."When im performing live with one of if not my biggest idol please shut the fuck up.Your killing me."
                              "Avant Garde is French for bullshit.”

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