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    Thumbs up Van Halen Nissan Commercial





    If they used a Gaygar song..."Ken" would be in a Yugo and driving through McDonalds Playland.
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    Old Van Halen - when I was in it - classic Van Halen - Makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right?

    And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan, and have a relationship...


    David Lee Roth


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    All four members of the band received some sort of special 300 ZX as well as gettin' paid for this commercial. I don't remember ever seeing any photos of them though, wonder what they looked like...
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    Ficking gay...

    Just like all piece-of-shit Nissans...

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    Used to one one like this 280 ZX. Great cars...
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    I always like the Nissan trucks (the way they looked) the best. But the last 12 or so years the Toyotas appearance has surpassed them. But in the 80's & early 90's the Pathfinder was fucking awesome!
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    The latest Z car is extremely underwhelming, IMO. I sat in a top of the line model at a dealership not long ago and was blown away with how cheap everything about the interior felt for a car well over 30k.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    The latest Z car is extremely underwhelming, IMO. I sat in a top of the line model at a dealership not long ago and was blown away with how cheap everything about the interior felt for a car well over 30k.

    Yeah no doubt. Very plastic feeling. I looked at an exterra SUV back in 2003 or so and just didn't like the interior at all. Same with older Toyotas. i drive a GMC Sierra and man is the inside made well in those. Too bad a only get like 15 mpg. But I got a kick ass cup holder!

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    I'm a fan of the Ford interiors as far as new cars go..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Used to one one like this 280 ZX. Great cars...
    Sweet had an 83 also....technologically ahead of their time...."door ajar"....that ladies voice in that car was beautiful.

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    OMG! In other news, the Union's General Ulysses S. Grant has accepted Lee's surrender at Appomattox! The War is OVER!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    OMG! In other news, the Union's General Ulysses S. Grant has accepted Lee's surrender at Appomattox! The War is OVER!!
    Blasphemer!!! It'll never be over!!

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    I like the new Chrysler products...

    My wife and I have a 2010 Challenger and couldn't be more satisfied with the quality...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Ficking gay...

    Just like all piece-of-shit Nissans...
    No Fucking Way,Moonshine Boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I like the new Chrysler products...

    My wife and I have a 2010 Challenger and couldn't be more satisfied with the quality...
    The last Chrysler I had caught on fire...while driving...junk!

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    What was that, a K-car ??

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    Is the Challenger a Dodge? Chrysler offers 4 cars..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    What was that, a K-car ??

    Daytona Turbo...1988

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Ficking gay...

    Just like all piece-of-shit Nissans...
    My wife's Maxima has 186,000 miles...it's now our kids car....bulletproof!

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    My Chevy suburban has 198,000 and I pull a 26 foot travel trailer with it with no problems...

    I've seen Chevy trucks with well over 400,000 miles doing just fine...

    Proper preventative maintenance is the key..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    My Chevy suburban has 198,000 and I pull a 26 foot travel trailer with it with no problems...

    I've seen Chevy trucks with well over 400,000 miles doing just fine...

    Proper preventative maintenance is the key..
    true...I did take care of that damn Daytona..it only had 68,000 miles on it....hopefully they are making better shit now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIN1211 View Post
    Daytona Turbo...1988
    That is a k-car derivative and not a bad car at all...

    What was the culprit ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIN1211 View Post
    The last Chrysler I had caught on fire...while driving...junk!
    i bet I know what was in the tape deck


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    Fa reels, yo...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    That is a k-car derivative and not a bad car at all...

    What was the culprit ??
    Shit turbo?! It was totaled!

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    Those turbo motors can make tons of power, but the turbo 1 version in your daytona was not intercooled and can get very hot...

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    Here's what a turbo II motor can do...





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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    One more...







    Lol...the van was even the Pledge wood edition. Bad-ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Old Van Halen - when I was in it - classic Van Halen - Makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right?

    And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan, and have a relationship...


    David Lee Roth


    I guess you listened to a lot of Van Hagar...
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    Is that you and the SM™ rocking out to Tinfoil Kitten in the front yard ??



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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Ficking gay...

    Just like all piece-of-shit Nissans...
    The wrath of Elvis strikes again...

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    Which one is you ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    The wrath of Elvis strikes again...


    Respect his authori-taye!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Which one is you ??
    Neither... I'm taller than both and would have been smart enough to kick the step-stool out from under that little fuck before he was half way through his wind up...

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    You're waiting in the car then ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    You're waiting in the car then ??
    Nope... Don't see any Chevy Avalanche's in that pic and my wife drives a Mercedes E class.

    Look dude this isn't about me... it's about you. Enjoy the 15 minutes of fame!!

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