Dave explains Van Halen Tour Dates Postponement

[TJMKID]

It all makes sense ---- 3 guys are near 60 and the other one is a pudgy 21 yr. old who gets gassed walking up a small flight of stairs.

A short summer vacation is all it takes to fill up the tank. Dave will jet off to Tahiti and get his dick blown by gorgeous belly-dancers every night. Rusty & Mike Roth will get cracks at the bitches, too.

Ed will bang Janie (eww) and get a routine checkup by the throat doc. Alex will avoid the wife (we've seen pics) and find solace in the The Lord.

Wolfie got a cute college chick who just passed all her finals and is ready to par-tay with her rich rocker boyfriend.

VH comes back in September tanned and rested ---- almost like this was planned from the beginning.

TMZ reports its just that the band needs a break...

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/18/van-halen-concert-tour-burned-out/

Even rockstars can get tired ... and TMZ has learned that's exactly why Van Halen decided to postpone 31 upcoming concert dates.

Sources close to the band tell us ... the guys felt like the current schedule was "too much, too fast" ... and they were "losing their focus."

One source tells us, "They're simply burned out" ... adding, "They want to make sure their concerts are not a routine ... they want every performance to be special."

We're told the guys want to take some time to "re-charge their engines" ... so they can rock all 31 cities the way Van Halen fans expect to be rocked.

As for rumors that Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth are feuding ... we're told "It's total B.S."

[DavidLeeNatra]

I think it's time for Van Halen fans to declare all out war on Rolling Stone Magazine.

Fuck Rolling Stone

we did since they put ed on #73 on their "best guitat player"-list...too bad that other news just copy/paste their shit...

[lesfunk]

they took a month off 5 years ago didn't they? this is not an issue to me yet. Much like Trayvon Martin's case I will wait and see before jumping to conclusions

[CDABOAT1]

Nice pic... except my boat does float!

[private parts]

me likes this rumor...

I only get my news from reliable sources like TMZ and the National Enquirer. Rolling Stone is for the bird cage.
That rumor makes perfect sense.

[guwapo_rocker]

I think it's time for Van Halen fans to declare all out war on Rolling Stone Magazine.

They wouldn't have to if they just supplied timely info to their fans and the media instead

of the fucking silent treatment....AGAIN!!!

[VimFuego]

Well, anyone named Vim Fuego (and the non-Brits might not get it) is probablg as old as me!

As it happens, Vim, I saw ghe othe Vim with Bad News opening at Donnington 86. Vim gave one of the best song intros when he looked the audience who had been pelting him with bottles in the eye and said, by way of introduction to the next tune in the set, the words I will never forget:

"This one is called 'Vampire Spunk Merchant From Hell'"

I didn't make that up ...

Hahaa classic!
Fucking piss jugs they used to hurl.....no act was safe! however big or small.
Those 80's Donnington shows really were a treat.
Missed the VH show, but saw Bad News '86 and again DLR '88.

Actually, Ade doesn't have too bad a singing voice.

[So this is love]

According to TMZ they're just burned out...

[DLR'sCock]

This is good news, and yeah the guys need a break. Some summer fun and back in a few months to lay waste to all of the posers and show the world how it's done!

[BITEYOASS]

No A/C blowers + Desert Cities + Summer heat = BAD IDEA!

[VimFuego]

How very unrocknroll, tho.

"Dear Van Halen Fans, we regret to inform you that we have to postpone the tour as we are feeling a bit oldfarty"

[So this is love]

According to TMZ they're just burned out...

...and with all the cash coming in from these shows I would have burned out pretty quickly myself

[mdk1967]

..Don't know if this has been posted yet but...

[ZahZoo]

Not buying the TMZ bullshit for a minute... if that did come from the band or someone close it's a smokescreen/PR spin control.

You don't just dump $30-50 million in tour contracts so casually because "we're tired and burnt out"... If that were the case Azoff and his Front Line Mgmt as well as Live Nation will get taken to the cleaners... Got to be something more substantial...

[So this is love]

I prefer this VERSION from TMZ - Even rockstars can get tired ... and TMZ has learned that's exactly why Van Halen decided to postpone 31 upcoming concert dates.

Sources close to the band tell us ... the guys felt like the current schedule was "too much, too fast" ... and they were "losing their focus."

One source tells us, "They're simply burned out" ... adding, "They want to make sure their concerts are not a routine ... they want every performance to be special."

We're told the guys want to take some time to "re-charge their engines" ... so they can rock all 31 cities the way Van Halen fans expect to be rocked.

As for rumors that Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth are feuding ... we're told "It's total B.S." http://www.tmz.com/