I honestly can not decide what is the least painful to observe here. Is it (in no discernible order):Originally Posted by DLR Bridge
1. Alex Van Halen's neck brace
2. Gary Cherone's tuneless, off-key and Clorox gargled vocals
3. Edward Van Halen's dubious and somewhat questionable choice of clothes from the JC Penny's catalog
4. The astoundingly awkward difficulty that Michael Anthony is having playing EVH's bass parts?
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
That's awful .... That's the worst vh cover bandever ... It's like a bag of cats
fuck your fucking framing
I'm gonna go with the off key Clorox gargled voice of Cherone for most painful of the 4 options. Sadly, I think I had that shirt Ed's sporting. I still feel sorry for the good people of Australia for being served this incarnation live.
Ouch. Painful knowing I'll never get that 6:15 of my life back...
KISS came up with the Psyco Circus. Van Halen 3 came up with the Sucking Circus. Nice circus ring and clothes Eddie. Is that a coral snake hanging out of your guitar?
That album jacket pissed me off. it was them all trying to show how much fun they were having as a band messing around & stuff. I didnt buy it for a second.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
Oh yeah, forgot about those three 'bonus' tracks.
Like the rest of the free world.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
I have been injecting my fingers with fat 3 times a day. After that I get two super size fries to wear as gloves for a couple hours before practice. I strive to be the best bass player ever.
OMG I remember seeing this live, I was so disturbed by the way Cheri was acting.
Thanks for posting that vid Chef. I needed a good, delightful bowel movement and that really helped fill the bill!
How long can this go on? Not very long // Tell me what is wrong? ..You guys suck with Cheri and this album is LAME.
Last edited by SNIPER; 06-04-2012 at 04:48 PM.
There must be some kind of way that we can make it right. (uh, no)
Thats what I call some fire in the hole,
And then there was this.
Go easy on me here I won't be playing either album BUT. If I had a gun to my head I would rather ruff it through 5150. But that won't happen thank god.
I just watched those videos, I'd never seen them before and won't watch them again other than to demonstrate to my wife how far Van Halen had sunk.
I noticed the house lights are so dark you cannot see the crowd, I am thinking it is because they are just sitting there gobsmacked by how bad this is. Once or twice you do get a small glimpse of people down front and they are just standing there.
There is a pool ball painted on the floor, but I am afraid it was the wrong one. Tthe one I have in mind is about five balls higher and if you asked that ball if this music should have seen the light of day, the answer would come back "not on your fucking life".
"Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth
at least the background vocals are awesome!
/sarcasm
I did see this tour at the Del Mar Fair. THE FUCKING FAIR!! Van Halen? WTF!? We left 2/3 through. I remember walking to the car & hearing Panama. I was sad.
The high point of the night was the caramel apple I ate.
I never thought about this, but I wonder if he came up with those harmonies himself while they worked on songs in the studio, or if Dave or Ed wrote those too.
That is a very sad tale, brother. Must have been a heartbreaker.
That is a very sad tale, brother. Must have been a heartbreaker.
And worst part?
My girlfriend at the time just HAD to see "Van Halen". Despite my best efforts to explain this was not VH she got her way. So I bought 2 tickets from ticketmaster for I think $32.50 each. Due to really poor sales the day of the show at the fair? Tickets were $10 which included entrance to the fair AND Van Halen.
Fuck me!
Holy shit!! So lame. I had a chance to see them in Vegas at The Hard Rock and I passed. I could not believe the small clubs and fairs they were doing. Thank god they did not do the follow up album.
yep...I witnessed this mess in Chicago. Shit u could walk up to the stage...must have been 4,000 or so people there. Still better than Spam Halen IMHO.
Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
The best part of the CD's tray liner is the fact the band photo appears to include a guy other than Michael Anthony. And people were pissed a few years later when the guy was airbrushed off of a couple album covers at the VH site.
And this was the version of Van Halen that Ed tried to tell us was the best...
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
I gotta tell you, despite his rather fey gyrations onstage with the band, I actually felt kinda embarrassed for Cherone.
Realistically, he couldn't turn down the offer to join the band (even if he flat-out told Eddie "it's crazy to have anyone other than Roth sing for you guys at this point", Cherone probably realized Eddie was bent on getting someone - ANYONE - other than Dave, and the only thing that would have accomplished was Cherone not getting the job). While the timeline of when Roth contacted the Van Halens vs. them booting Hagar out vs. Roth recording with the band vs. Cherone auditioning is still not established with precision re: actual dates, even if there was overlap SOMEBODY should have realized that doing a couple of tunes with Roth was gonna get people amped up for a full-fledged CVH reunion. Cherone found himself in this situation where he really couldn't refuse, but now he has to overcome an additional hurdle with the dashed expectations of the fanbase when the Roth Debacle unfolded. Like, it was gonna be tough enough for him to establish himself in Van Halen as it was WITHOUT the band reuniting with Dave for a quickie after Hagar left.
When I watched the interviews the Van Halen 3 lineup gave right after after the album was released, there's Eddie blathering on like everything is fine, and more often than not Cherone has this distant look on his face like he finally realized the game was over before it even started. It must have been abysmal for him to undertake that tour with the band and see the crowds dwindle. While the Van Halens pulled the roof in on themselves, Cherone seemed like a decent guy who (unlike Hagar) was respectful of what CVH had accomplished, and I still don't bear the guy any harsh feelings for taking a shot. He just got caught up in a shitstorm, and what must have seemed like a dream gig in theory got turned into a nightmare in reality...I actually suspect the Van Halens WANTED to reunite with Roth in 1996 for an album and tour, but wanted him to work on a reduced percentage like Mike Anthony was at that point. They wanted to call the shots. Financially, musically...even in terms of lyric content and publicity. Once it was clear Dave wasn't gonna accept that, they went and found Cherone, who was so blown away by the fact that he was even THERE to begin with that he wasn't gonna say shit.
Hagar claims in his book that Eddie had played bass on some of the tracks on various Van Halen albums even before Hagar was in the band. Hagar doesn't specify which albums/songs, and Hagar has been prone to telling a few porkie pies in his day (or at the very least exaggerating the truth). It'd be interesting to hear what Anthony has to say about the subject. I can't recollect if Anthony has ever been asked about the albums when Roth was in the band in terms of Eddie overdubbing bass parts...or, if so, such a response was talked about in another thread.
Scramby eggs and bacon.
5150 over III? Urgh I detest Hagar more.
I do not give him ANY more respect than Cherone because Cherone had far superior lyrics to that tripe Hagar serves up for popularity only.
Cherone is at least half a musician.
Hagar is majority businessman.
III's OK! Except the last song should have been changed from HMSI to TWILY
Last edited by Yount; 06-05-2012 at 04:27 AM.
Only made it through about 2 minutes - that is sooo boring - holy shit! The worst part about it all for me was that they tried to tell us that that was Van Halen. Had they named it something else, I would have been ok (wouldn't have listened, but would have been less angry). Were the words "how long can this go on?!" If so, at least Cherone got something right! I really don't blame him though - still a better person than Hagar, just no fit for VH.
Stay Frosty!
THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!
That pretty much sums up why he sucks. Any rock outfit where clearly it's about money and not art (e.g. The Eagles) sucks. To put an advertisement for his business on an album (Cabo Wabo) is deplorable.
I'm having total déjà vu. Did you post this here or at the VHND some time back? That line stuck in my head as it is both hysterical and depressing at the same time.
I posted it before. I have some great life stories, but only a few. So I just repeat them over & over.
That is pretty fucking funny I must admit. I can picture it in my head even.
It's no worse than flashing a huge Best Buy logo at a concert...
You're retarded...And gay for Ga y...
5150 is light years ahead of VHIII !!
And yes, Michael Anthony plays on 5150
It kinda reminds me of the Styx- Behind The Music special on VH1 where the guitarist who wasn't Tommy Shaw said that one of the first shows of the Mr. Roboto tour was an outdoor venue, and that after ten minutes or so, he was watching car tail lights light up and pull away. That had to be a shitty feeling. 'Thanks a lot Dennis'.That is pretty fucking funny I must admit. I can picture it in my head even.
"Good enough", "Why can't this be love?", "Love walks in", these are extremely gay, and lyrical felonies too. Sammy sings in vague cliches with a boring vocal range. Gary respected the Dave years. Hagar did and still does not. I'm sticking with III.You're retarded...And gay for Ga y...
5150 is light years ahead of VHIII !!
And yes, Michael Anthony plays on 5150
"Good enough", "Why can't this be love?", "Love walks in", these are extremely gay, and lyrical felonies too. Sammy sings in vague cliches with a boring vocal range. Gary respected the Dave years. Hagar did and still does not. I'm sticking with III.
There existed a "Dave" version of Good Enough at onetime, allegedly. Hagar just rewrote the lyrics and they changed a few things around...
Dave talks about the aborted 5150 sessions in his Crazy From The Heat book, where upon he'd waste entire mornings sitting on a bench outside the studio waiting for the VH brothers to drag themselves out of bed and sober up. You pretty much come away with the idea that a good portion of the material was already conceived while Roth was still a part of the band. He goes on to describe some of that very material as "maudlin power-ballads", which is about as apt a description ever offered about the album. I'd also add the phrase "hormone-free."
There's a lighter instrumental version of that one in The Wild Life movie.
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