I'm just amazed that at the ROTH ARMY we have to answer to Slappy Gaygar fans and take the time to defend our pro-Roth views.
All who are tired of this crap sign in and assert that there is no Van Halen without Roth. Fuck anyone who doesn't abide by this!
I'm down, dude.
These fellas:
"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
ROTH LAWS
That's back when they had an attitude and were truly a friggin' BAND. Ever since 1985 it has been a trio plus a singer. Unfortunately these fucking nitwit Sam fans look at "Van Halen" retrospectively and think it was always a trio plus a singer ever since 1974. Actually I wonder if the Sam fans even know that the band started in 1974.
There is my MOTHA FUCKIN BADASS BADGE.
Roth Laws!!!!!!!
Could you be any more priss? lol. This has to be the most queer thing I've ever seen. "Stand together with ME!! I, and my young pimply ass, will save you from the oppression!!" Dude. Quit being so fucking GAY. From what I've seen, the hagar pushers have had their ass handed to them repeatedly. That's what this place is made on. What would you do if you didn't get the opportunity to express your pro roth views? You NEED those guys here. You're a BOY. Quit fucking whining and have a take. Stake your take. But damnation. Do you really think you need some freekishly gay petition where people are supposed to "band with you"? Sign in?? What the fuck does that accomplish?? That's fucking gay. Oh oh!!! I'm gonna go "sign in" now!! lmao.
You're such a tool. hahaha.
sheepa lotta peepa dahba looka fo uh moopy
i think the same THE IS NOT VAN HALEN WITHOUTH DAVID n' never will be!!!!Originally posted by Lou
I'm just amazed that at the ROTH ARMY we have to answer to Slappy Gaygar fans and take the time to defend our pro-Roth views.
All who are tired of this crap sign in and assert that there is no Van Halen without Roth. Fuck anyone who doesn't abide by this!
"life can be good with the right people"- andi deris
Woman Of Dark Desires
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Why are you even here? You have nothing good to say about Roth. You call me a "tool," what do you think you are? You're nothing but an apologist for Ed/Van Hagar as well as Brett's bitch over at the Links. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's apologists. Excuse-makers. People like you who are grasping to make out the Van Hagar tour like it's legitimate just because Eddie's there, and the band is whatever he says it is.
I refuse to accept "Van Halen" unless Roth is singing. You don't like that attitude, FUCK YOU.
Only To ANNOY!!!!
Right now: ONLY TO ANNOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is nothing gayer than Brent's Nazi rules at the Links BTW, where he has to go in an edit posts because he's so thin skinned and can't bear to read anything disparaging against the Round Rocker. Fucking gay-ass control freak.
Actually there is something gayer, someone who kisses his ass and acts like his little lap dog.
I love this one.
ONLY TO ANNOY!!!!
Yeah I'm gonna pay $87.50 to see that. Idiots.
Originally posted by seenbad
Roth will always be the King, but you are a douchebag.
That is absoThat is absolutely repulsive.Originally posted by thefive
ONLY TO ANNOY!!!!
I like fucking with stupid people. The crops are rich here.Originally posted by Lou
Why are you even here?
Sure I do. Roth fucking rocked. I know more about that than you do squirt. lolYou have nothing good to say about Roth.
I'm glad you asked.You call me a "tool," what do you think you are?
I tend to think fairly highly of myself actually. Pretty good lookin guy for the most part. Fairly large member. The chicks dig me. I have a wit about me thats really quite uncanny at times. I'm funny, smart, have a good job, good wife, good kid, have great taste in art and music. I've done pretty well for my life all things considered. I'm truthful and I have a shitload of the CHARASMA!! People enjoy hearing what I have to say because what I say is always right. I'm never wrong. If I thought I were, I wouldnt say anything at all. thing of it is, I fucking talk all the time, because I'm always right. Shit man, I could go on for days. Ask me something else! This is fun!!
Um, no, I'm not actually. That's what you say simply because I wont' sign your gay little list or petition or whatever the fuck you have going here like a girl scout charity event.You're nothing but an apologist for Ed/Van Hagar
Now cutie pie. That's just a down right mean thing to say.as well as Brett's bitch over at the Links.You're hurting my feelings now.
lol! Fuckn' dork. hahaha
Yup. You've lost it. None of thats true. Fuck man. You're a LIAR too? Damn boy!! I think you're really gone!!If there's one thing I can't stand, it's apologists. Excuse-makers. People like you who are grasping to make out the Van Hagar tour like it's legitimate just because Eddie's there, and the band is whatever he says it is.
I refuse to accept "Van Halen" unless Roth is singing. You don't like that attitude, FUCK YOU.
No problem dude. It's the boyish dork part of your attitude that bothers me, not your stance on a rock singer. Fuck you
(You just hate me dontcha?)
Let's keep it rolling kiddo!! You're doing great!!
Well, not really, but you know, it's kind of like telling a retard that he's running fast and looks really cool doing the 50 yd dash? It's called "encouragement". Can you say that with me Lou? En-cour-age-ment. Atta pup. Now, go beat off to your dlr poster, have a nice huddle with your little uber cool gang of dumbasses here, and come back after you feel you might be up for another go round'.
You're my new ho.
You gotta relax.
I'm chill. Just bustin little boy bLou's balls a little bit. He needs that once in a while. He's the one FREEKIN out with veins poppin out his head.
.....are you a chick?
I edit people posts if they say bad things about Sammy? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Riiight. Louie you are such a little fucking girl. BTW, have you taken a shower yet Grizzly Adams?
Louie you're everybody's bitch and everybody's punching bag because you're a sad little fruitcake who needs 400 "yes men" behind to talk like a tough guy. I'll bet you a fucking million dollars you wouldn't say a goddamn word to my face if you met me in person. In fact I'll make it real easy for you. I'll be on the East Coast in June, driving through Philly actually. Why don't you PM a place to meet, and we'll see how tough you are to my face. We'll see how quick you are to talk all this shit without a computer screen in front of you.
Last edited by Brett; 04-30-2004 at 01:21 AM.
Lou is a tool.
Van Hagar=sheep with a guitarist.
Yes. Tool. Fool. Makes drool. Not cool.Originally posted by cwsmith17
Lou is a tool.
Lou's a hardcore bummer man.
Try me guys
ONLY TO ANNOY
Wonder
I wonder what Sammy's wife would think of this website.
Brett you would just love me at your site.Originally posted by Brett
I edit people posts if they say bad things about Sammy? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY TO ANNOY!!!
Five, if you chilled, you'd be fine. You're not as bad as you pretend to be.
Originally posted by Brett
Five, if you chilled, you'd be fine. You're not as bad as you pretend to be.
You would be working 24/7 erasing posts.
Dude it all depends. And most likely they would just be closed, as per the norm of what we do with annoying threads.
I don't think you'd want to go on my site, it's not your vibe.
I do not like Sammy Hagar's voice. Never have.
Originally posted by Brett
Dude it all depends. And most likely they would just be closed, as per the norm of what we do with annoying threads.
I don't think you'd want to go on my site, it's not your vibe.
Sammy is not my vibe and Van Hagar is not my vibe.Originally posted by Brett
Dude it all depends. And most likely they would just be closed, as per the norm of what we do with annoying threads.
I don't think you'd want to go on my site, it's not your vibe.
So your right I do not think I would want to go to your site.
But who is voting for you?????
You got 14 votes and you being a Sammy and Van Hagar fan.
What is going on here?
That Arnold photo is hilarious.
Van Hagar and Sammy Fans=SHEEP!!! FAT SHEEP THAT IS.
ha ha...bretty baby...tell us what the vibe is? oh wait...got to have a little pundcake first with a chrystal pepsi...so...now I listen...
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that first pic is vintage shit and shows how classic the originators were!
Van Fucking Halen rules.
five that image is just wrong.
"I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"
Hey Brent, I remember the rule that said if you don't like someone's post, you'll just go in and edit it. Oh and yeah right you're gonna allow someone to say disparaging things about Van Hagar and not ban them. Gotta protect Eddie!
Louie, I figured you for a coward. I didn't expect you'd actually take me up on the golden opportunity to say this stuff to my face. Twit. Keep hiding behind your keyboard tough guy.
I have never said that I would edit someone's post because they didn't like Sammy or Eddie. I don't even edit people's posts shithead unless they've posted people's personal information. That's a flat out lie there Lube.Originally posted by Lou
Hey Brent, I remember the rule that said if you don't like someone's post, you'll just go in and edit it. Oh and yeah right you're gonna allow someone to say disparaging things about Van Hagar and not ban them. Gotta protect Eddie!
I'll tell you what. If you can find one, just one post on my board that I have ever edited because someone said something bad about Sammy or Eddie, I will shut down my board forever. I give you my word. Now you have an assignment, get to it! Just one man.
Last edited by Brett; 04-30-2004 at 10:50 AM.
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