OOOO....This Drummer is BADASS! Me is SOOOO IMPRESSED!

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21834
    #1

    OOOO....This Drummer is BADASS! Me is SOOOO IMPRESSED!

    Not......



    craigslist | Page Not Found
    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/muc/3036860974.html


    I do NOT play to a click track or backing tracks and GO SCREW if you think I'm gonna "tone it down a little, bro" so you can piddle away on your stringed sissy box. I WILL NOT play hotel cafe and don't take direction from ninnies who live in their fucking parents basement and whack off to dreams of hanging with Jack Johnson and rapping about his "process", you piece of shit. I am a real mother fucker with balls of steel and have a drumset that loves to be ass fucked mercilessly from behind and I need to join a band who understands that stage-sex is part of the fucking game, dude. So when I'm fucking the shit outta the kit, you can't be the guy in the corner beating your limp, taffy dick wishing that you could stick your dick in too, NO! You get that dick hard and fuck the stage with me, pussy boy. I'm so sick of stealing the show and would really love to meet some real sons of fucking bitches who aren't afraid to use a sweat band for its intended purpose: wiping off fucking sweat, cum, groupies, pussy juice, blood, etc.

    Do not write me for reasons of sass because I will FIND YOU and shred your fucking face with my SHIT-STORMING DRUM GODLINESS!
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    • jhale667
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 20929
      #2
      What a tool...
      Originally posted by conmee
      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

      That is all.

      Icon.
      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


      Originally posted by Isaac R.
      Then it's really true??:eek:

      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
      Originally posted by eddie78
      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • DavidLeeNatra
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 10703
          #3
          unreal...
          Roth Army Icon
          First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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            • bantonelli
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Nov 2004
              • 2629
              #4
              He looks like Sammy's cousin from San Bernardino.
              "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                • Guitar Shark
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7576
                  #5
                  OK, but come on... that was kinda funny.
                  ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                    • VAiN
                      Use my hand, I won't look
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5056
                      #6
                      That can't be real...
                      Originally posted by wiseguy
                      That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                        • jhale667
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 20929
                          #7
                          Any drummer announcing in the 1st sentence of his ad he "won't play to a click track" means he CAN'T... he might as well just have posted "My meter SUCKS..." so forget recording with him. And that kit looks like a hodge-podge of sh*t he threw together from yard sale purchases...how much you wanna bet he can't play his way out of a paper bag?




                          Originally posted by conmee
                          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                          That is all.

                          Icon.
                          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                          Originally posted by Isaac R.
                          Then it's really true??:eek:

                          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                          Originally posted by eddie78
                          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • chefcraig
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 12172
                              #8
                              Originally posted by jhale667
                              And that kit looks like a hodge-podge of sh*t he threw together from yard sale purchases...how much you wanna bet he can't play his way out of a paper bag?
                              Yeah, nothing quite says "professional" more than leaving splinters and bits of kindling on the stage (or more than likely, living room) after you have performed.









                              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                              ― Stephen Hawking

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                                • Va Beach VH Fan
                                  ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 17913
                                  #9
                                  Ace's cousin perhaps ?
                                  Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                                  "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                                  "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                                    • Guitar Shark
                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 7576
                                      #10
                                      I miss Ace.
                                      ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                      Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                      Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 12678
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                          I miss Ace.
                                          so does ace
                                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                            • chefcraig
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 12172
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                              I miss Ace.
                                              Try using one of these...











                                              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                              ― Stephen Hawking

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                                                • vandeleur
                                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                  • Sep 2009
                                                  • 9865
                                                  #13
                                                  That is funny ... I think u would audition him just to meet someone so whacked
                                                  fuck your fucking framing

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                                                    • indeedido
                                                      Veteran
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 2293
                                                      #14
                                                      He's going to find you all
                                                      This space for rent.

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