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Thread: OOOO....This Drummer is BADASS! Me is SOOOO IMPRESSED!

  1. 06-20-2012, 04:06 PM #1
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    OOOO....This Drummer is BADASS! Me is SOOOO IMPRESSED!

    Not......



    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac...036860974.html

    I do NOT play to a click track or backing tracks and GO SCREW if you think I'm gonna "tone it down a little, bro" so you can piddle away on your stringed sissy box. I WILL NOT play hotel cafe and don't take direction from ninnies who live in their fucking parents basement and whack off to dreams of hanging with Jack Johnson and rapping about his "process", you piece of shit. I am a real mother fucker with balls of steel and have a drumset that loves to be ass fucked mercilessly from behind and I need to join a band who understands that stage-sex is part of the fucking game, dude. So when I'm fucking the shit outta the kit, you can't be the guy in the corner beating your limp, taffy dick wishing that you could stick your dick in too, NO! You get that dick hard and fuck the stage with me, pussy boy. I'm so sick of stealing the show and would really love to meet some real sons of fucking bitches who aren't afraid to use a sweat band for its intended purpose: wiping off fucking sweat, cum, groupies, pussy juice, blood, etc.

    Do not write me for reasons of sass because I will FIND YOU and shred your fucking face with my SHIT-STORMING DRUM GODLINESS!
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  2. 06-20-2012, 05:22 PM #2
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    What a tool...
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    unreal...
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    He looks like Sammy's cousin from San Bernardino.
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  5. 06-20-2012, 05:35 PM #5
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    OK, but come on... that was kinda funny.
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
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  6. 06-20-2012, 10:26 PM #6
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    That can't be real...
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  7. 06-21-2012, 01:47 PM #7
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    Wink

    Any drummer announcing in the 1st sentence of his ad he "won't play to a click track" means he CAN'T... he might as well just have posted "My meter SUCKS..." so forget recording with him. And that kit looks like a hodge-podge of sh*t he threw together from yard sale purchases...how much you wanna bet he can't play his way out of a paper bag?




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  8. 06-21-2012, 01:56 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    And that kit looks like a hodge-podge of sh*t he threw together from yard sale purchases...how much you wanna bet he can't play his way out of a paper bag?
    Yeah, nothing quite says "professional" more than leaving splinters and bits of kindling on the stage (or more than likely, living room) after you have performed.









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  9. 06-21-2012, 02:08 PM #9
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    Ace's cousin perhaps ?
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  10. 06-21-2012, 02:18 PM #10
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    I miss Ace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    I miss Ace.
    so does ace
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    I miss Ace.
    Try using one of these...


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  13. 06-21-2012, 11:15 PM #13
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    That is funny ... I think u would audition him just to meet someone so whacked
    fuck your fucking framing
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