What are you eating right now?

[envy_me]

Christians can't eat food ??

They can, but you wrote that to provoke. As a christian you should be more humble and lay low. Haven't you read the bible. Turn the other cheek? Love your enemy? That is christian spirit. All you show through your posts is hatred.

[DONNIEP]

Everyone can say what ever they want to about this short go 'round that we all have. The bottom line is no matter what you do, no matter what you eat, no matter how hard you try to keep the Grim Reaper from knockin' at your door...that sumbitch is gonna eat your ass for breakfast when he's good and damn ready. So I say eat healthy. And drink all the booze you want. And when the time comes....well, don't piss and moan and beg for another shot or a few more days. My uncle was a health food nut from the early 70s on and he died, deader than hell, at the age of 57. From cancer. So I say go out and enjoy the damn hell out of the time you have. And eat all the damn meat you want to. Because, at the most, you're gonna get what? 70 or so years? So what's a couple of years either way. One of my best friends dropped dead this year. Sumbitch died with a cigarette in his hand and didn't even drop his lighter. That's the way to go. And he was happy. 67 years old and kicked off doin' what he loved. Fuck it all. Skippin' out on meat ain't gonna help you live any longer. At the most you'll get maybe, what, 10 years over me? 10 years of starving and wishing you could eat a plate full of catfish, or 10 years of wishing you could have some steak? Fuck that.

I applaud anyone who can deny themselves all the pleasures that this short life offers. But really? All you may wind up with is a few more years than me sucking air before you take the magic carpet ride. So smoke 'em if you got 'em. Enjoy life as much as you can. And when your time comes...ask for a plate of salt and pepper filet of catfish and love the ride out...

[envy_me]

Everyone can say what ever they want to about this short go 'round that we all have. The bottom line is no matter what you do, no matter what you eat, no matter how hard you try to keep the Grim Reaper from knockin' at your door...that sumbitch is gonna eat your ass for breakfast when he's good and damn ready. So I say eat healthy. And drink all the booze you want. And when the time comes....well, don't piss and moan and beg for another shot or a few more days. My uncle was a health food nut from the early 70s on and he died, deader than hell, at the age of 57. From cancer. So I say go out and enjoy the damn hell out of the time you have. And eat all the damn meat you want to. Because, at the most, you're gonna get what? 70 or so years? So what's a couple of years either way. One of my best friends dropped dead this year. Sumbitch died with a cigarette in his hand and didn't even drop his lighter. That's the way to go. And he was happy. 67 years old and kicked off doin' what he loved. Fuck it all. Skippin' out on meat ain't gonna help you live any longer. At the most you'll get maybe, what, 10 years over me? 10 years of starving and wishing you could eat a plate full of catfish, or 10 years of wishing you could have some steak? Fuck that.

I applaud anyone who can deny themselves all the pleasures that this short life offers. But really? All you may wind up with is a few more years than me sucking air before you take the magic carpet ride. So smoke 'em if you got 'em. Enjoy life as much as you can. And when your time comes...ask for a plate of salt and pepper filet of catfish and love the ride out...

Didn't you already post this exact same post like an hour ago?

Health and few years extra in not the reason for me.

[ELVIS]

They can, but you wrote that to provoke. As a christian you should be more humble and lay low. Haven't you read the bible. Turn the other cheek? Love your enemy? That is christian spirit. All you show through your posts is hatred.

The thread is titled What are you eating right now so I answered it...

[Dave's Bitch]

I am drinking a strong ass coffee from this mug

[envy_me]

The thread is titled What are you eating right now so I answered it...

Don't try to twist it now. I am very well aware of your provoking, and when someone forces you into a corner, you try twisting it.

[DONNIEP]

Didn't you already post this exact same post like an hour ago?

Yeah, pretty much. But I'm a meat-eating moron so I can't quite remember. Need a light?

[ELVIS]

Is that right, counselor ??

[envy_me]

Yeah, pretty much. But I'm a meat-eating moron so I can't quite remember. Need a light?

Well, you should be glad that you have a vegetarian here that can set you straight

[Dave's Bitch]

I love me some meat

[DONNIEP]

Well, you should be glad that you have a vegetarian here that can set you straight

You know what? You have really nice eyebrows. Seriously. Nice.

[ZahZoo]

I think eyebrows are overrated...

[Satan]

I am drinking a strong ass coffee from this mug

Did Chaim sell you the coffee beans too?

[Coyote]

As a christian you should be more humble and lay low. Haven't you read the bible. Turn the other cheek? Love your enemy? That is christian spirit.

And that's why I'm a christian-on-paper these days.
Being a human doormat and following committee-approved scriptures is not my idea of a fulfilling life...

[Coyote]

And that's how you kill a thread.

Spaghetti bolognese was just served...

[ZahZoo]

I prefer boloney over bolognese... wait I thought we were discussing eyebrows?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

bologna brows

[DONNIEP]

I prefer boloney over bolognese... wait I thought we were discussing eyebrows?

I forget...but I could go for a couple of tacos 'bout right now..

[fourthcoming]

Blow Knee

[ELVIS]

As a christian you should be more humble and lay low. Haven't you read the bible. Turn the other cheek? Love your enemy? That is christian spirit.

Let's make a deal...

You don't tell me how to be a Christian and I won't tell you how to be an attention whore...

[sadaist]

I forget...but I could go for a couple of tacos 'bout right now..

Shredded beef....ground beef.....chunk beef?


I kinda like shredded beef the best for tacos. But ground beef is great when I make it myself at home. I just don't trust what's in it anywhere else.

[DONNIEP]

Shredded beef's the way to go

[Satan]

How about shredded lamb? There's a new sheep stinking up Main who I'm about to spit-roast over the fires of Hell.

[DONNIEP]

How about shredded lamb? There's a new sheep stinking up Main who I'm about to spit-roast over the fires of Hell.

Yep, he's pissing all over the place. Burn that little fucker!!

[vandeleur]

He is asking for it big time

[envy_me]

I had the best lunch today. I can post a pic of it when I get home

[envy_me]

I wish there was a taste app for the phone, cause this tasted beyond words. From a restaurant, I don't cook this good.

[fourthcoming]

[DLR Bridge]

I wish there was a taste app for the phone, cause this tasted beyond words. From a restaurant, I don't cook this good.

What the hell is it? I see the side order of shredded Clara. Nice!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

What the hell is it? I see the side order of shredded Clara. Nice!

clara is green

[DLR Bridge]

clara is green

Yes, just below the carrots.

[envy_me]

What the hell is it? I see the side order of shredded Clara. Nice!

LOL, I don't actually know, some kind of very spicy vegetarian spinach "beef", and crushed potatoes with some vegetables in them which were like perfectly seasoned, and like the best sauce, which I don't know what it was made from.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Yes, just below the carrots.

clara is really a lettuce?!?!?!??! i hope his mini giraffe side kick runs for office alone, he isn't false representing

[PETE'S BROTHER]

LOL, I don't actually know, some kind of very spicy vegetarian spinach "beef", and crushed potatoes with some vegetables in them which were like perfectly seasoned, and like the best sauce, which I don't know what it was made from.

no food mag will publish that review

[DLR Bridge]

LOL, I don't actually know, some kind of very spicy vegetarian spinach "beef", and crushed potatoes with some vegetables in them which were like perfectly seasoned, and like the best sauce, which I don't know what it was made from.

By the way, you've got better command of the English language than a lot of Americans in here. Are you sure you're from Sweden?

[DLR Bridge]

clara is really a lettuce?!?!?!??! i hope his mini giraffe side kick runs for office alone, he isn't false representing

Hey, grab me a beer from the fridge, will ya?

[envy_me]

By the way, you've got better command of the English language than a lot of Americans in here. Are you sure you're from Sweden?

Really? Thank you. But I sometimes don't understand completely what you guys are saying. Slang can be very difficult.

[DLR Bridge]

Really? Thank you. But I sometimes don't understand completely what you guys are saying. Slang can be very difficult.

We have a collectively absurd sense of humor, that is for sure. After a full year of this place, your Dad's bound to ask you what drugs you've been taking!

[gbranton]

By the way, you've got better command of the English language than a lot of Americans in here.

As do the guys from another of my favorite bands, Europe.

[envy_me]

As do the guys from another of my favorite bands, Europe.

You like Europe? Seriously?