The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
Everyone can say what ever they want to about this short go 'round that we all have. The bottom line is no matter what you do, no matter what you eat, no matter how hard you try to keep the Grim Reaper from knockin' at your door...that sumbitch is gonna eat your ass for breakfast when he's good and damn ready. So I say eat healthy. And drink all the booze you want. And when the time comes....well, don't piss and moan and beg for another shot or a few more days. My uncle was a health food nut from the early 70s on and he died, deader than hell, at the age of 57. From cancer. So I say go out and enjoy the damn hell out of the time you have. And eat all the damn meat you want to. Because, at the most, you're gonna get what? 70 or so years? So what's a couple of years either way. One of my best friends dropped dead this year. Sumbitch died with a cigarette in his hand and didn't even drop his lighter. That's the way to go. And he was happy. 67 years old and kicked off doin' what he loved. Fuck it all. Skippin' out on meat ain't gonna help you live any longer. At the most you'll get maybe, what, 10 years over me? 10 years of starving and wishing you could eat a plate full of catfish, or 10 years of wishing you could have some steak? Fuck that.
I applaud anyone who can deny themselves all the pleasures that this short life offers. But really? All you may wind up with is a few more years than me sucking air before you take the magic carpet ride. So smoke 'em if you got 'em. Enjoy life as much as you can. And when your time comes...ask for a plate of salt and pepper filet of catfish and love the ride out...
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
I am drinking a strong ass coffee from this mug
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
Is that right, counselor ??
I love me some meat
I think eyebrows are overrated...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
And that's how you kill a thread.
Spaghetti bolognese was just served...
I prefer boloney over bolognese... wait I thought we were discussing eyebrows?
bologna brows
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Blow Knee
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
Shredded beef's the way to go
How about shredded lamb? There's a new sheep stinking up Main who I'm about to spit-roast over the fires of Hell.
He is asking for it big time
fuck your fucking framing
I had the best lunch today. I can post a pic of it when I get home
I wish there was a taste app for the phone, cause this tasted beyond words. From a restaurant, I don't cook this good.
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