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    I would personally love it if Dave did the iced tea in Jack Daniels bottles jokes again XD But instead of slamming The Clash or QR, he could make fun of Jersey Shore or Justin Beaver LOL

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    LMAO, man, he's stupid. His eyes are just empty.



    He's lying, he doesn't speak ANY language...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fraroc View Post
    I would personally love it if Dave did the iced tea in Jack Daniels bottles jokes again XD But instead of slamming The Clash or QR, he could make fun of Jersey Shore or Justin Beaver LOL
    YEAAH!!! And he should do Pretty Woman like he used to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    YEAAH!!! And he should do Pretty Woman like he used to.
    Personally think they should lose "Pretty Woman" all together and throw in something new! Just my opinion. I'd go for "As Is", or "LUTS".
    Told ya I was comin' back... Say you missed me... Say it like ya mean it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    Lol you just want him to take his shirt off.....and do more *winking* instead of shimmying.

    Boom Fixed.
    Hey!! That's me...and yes I still want him to take his shirt off. I have no doubt he'd still look sexy!
    Stay Frosty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momshell View Post
    Hey!! That's me...and yes I still want him to take his shirt off. I have no doubt he'd still look sexy!
    Amen, sister!!

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    Okay, so I guess I must be the only female that has never had any kind of "attraction" to Dave besides musically. Sorry ladies...I absolutely LOVE the man's music, vocals, etc, but as far as finding him "attractive", never happened to me. I think the thing I found most attractive about him was watching the videos about the lyrics of the new songs, and realizing what an intellectual man he is. Guess I just never looked at him as "eye candy".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Light Em' Up! View Post
    Okay, so I guess I must be the only female that has never had any kind of "attraction" to Dave besides musically. Sorry ladies...I absolutely LOVE the man's music, vocals, etc, but as far as finding him "attractive", never happened to me. I think the thing I found most attractive about him was watching the videos about the lyrics of the new songs, and realizing what an intellectual man he is. Guess I just never looked at him as "eye candy".
    Oh sister, if you had seen them live in the early days....he was one sexy mofo!!!
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    *edit*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Oh sister, if you had seen them live in the early days....he was one sexy mofo!!!
    That seems to be the general consensus :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    *edit*
    Not sure what you mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Light Em' Up! View Post
    That seems to be the general consensus :-)

    He was spectacular...

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    This seems like a female thread for all of you guys lurking at the bottom....
    Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?

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    The only thing sexy I ever liked about DLR was the ability to pick some super fine chicks for his videos.
    He designs a "sceen that emits sex" and it involves women, see; his propmotional pics, his christmas cards etc....He knows some mind numbing babes...jeez.

    Dave isn't sexy at all to me, he is just some talented Mf'er that rolls out some great music..that MUST continue ( cause I sais so ...lol) either with VH or anywhere else he lands.

    If you want a sexier Dave,.. Miss Stocholm 2012, show him your tits at the next show. I am quite possitive he can flip your trigger from across the stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Light Em' Up! View Post
    Not sure what you mean?
    He doesn't even know what he means.

    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Unrealistic coming from a man who will be 58 years old in October....
    Speak for yourself.



    When I turned 18 and started off on my humping career I fucked chicks over 50 and under 50 and 18 and you name it.....Ageism is the stupidest rankest child like reaction there is.....people can be sexy at any age...and if all your mind can see are visuals...you have no vision nor any wit nor any creativity nor any real way...to be sexy.

    Put yourself into the Box instead of in One. Class is classless. Women over 50 many times flirt so much better than the eye-candy 22 year old...(who might just be her daughter so watch who you diss or you missed the double down).



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    My wife is a very classic/conservative type but she told me that Dave 1980's was damn sexy and all the other ex's I was with then btw...but me I'm all music and the sound of CVH is priceless...I think its time to open up some red wine... Cheers to all!!!! from Miami, Spain....

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    LOL...Were you able to buy wine or was it really a difficult task..?


    .I think its time to open up some red wine... Cheers to all!!!! from Miami, Spain....[/QUOTE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    Speak for yourself.



    When I turned 18 and started off on my humping career I fucked chicks over 50 and under 50 and 18 and you name it.....Ageism is the stupidest rankest child like reaction there is.....people can be sexy at any age...and if all your mind can see are visuals...you have no vision nor any wit nor any creativity nor any real way...to be sexy.

    Put yourself into the Box instead of in One. Class is classless. Women over 50 many times flirt so much better than the eye-candy 22 year old...(who might just be her daughter so watch who you diss or you missed the double down).



    Stay Frosty My Friends.
    That is exactly what I mean. Age has absolutelly nothing to do with it. Bringing up age to me is like saying "He can't be sexy now, it's late afternoon." I see no connection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zempi View Post
    LOL...Were you able to buy wine or was it really a difficult task..?


    .I think its time to open up some red wine... Cheers to all!!!! from Miami, Spain....
    I am 29 years old, and yesterday I was buying some alcohol free champagne, and they aske to see my ID..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    He doesn't even know what he means.
    I fucked up and edited it, dumbass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Envy, you'll understand when you're closer to 50. Us old people aren't sexy, plain and simple.
    Bullsh@t....I was crazy from the heat with the idea of seeing you in some, sexy giant white granny thunder pants, in that Gunderson episode......sexy can be anticipation of satisfaction....just this side of lusty.

    Yet , to no avail... I was DENIED!!! my heart sank when the camera cut away.

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    You finally made a worthy post...

    Congrats...

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    Found this poster in my mom's basement last weekend. I must have kissed this poster a million times a day as an adolescent. Look at that body!! Face is gorgeous to me as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momshell View Post
    Found this poster in my mom's basement last weekend. I must have kissed this poster a million times a day as an adolescent. Look at that body!! Face is gorgeous to me as well!


    You crack me up Momshell!!!

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    And are those FEATHERS?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momshell View Post
    Found this poster in my mom's basement last weekend. I must have kissed this poster a million times a day as an adolescent. Look at that body!! Face is gorgeous to me as well!
    I'm kissing the screen right now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Light Em' Up! View Post
    And are those FEATHERS?!?!?!
    Nobody can wear a boa like Diamond Dave!

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    Uh yah...apparently I have failed to mention that I have Pteronophobia....LOL!!!

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    Reading this thread I ask myself: is Diamond Dave underestimating his own sex appeal these days???

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    And how about this sexy one from his book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momshell View Post

    And how about this sexy one from his book.
    I think there is a market out there for vibrating computors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momshell View Post

    And how about this sexy one from his book.
    Momshell my wife is saying and I quote in french:"Il est un beau bonhomme" ie he is answome...ok times up for me

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    Will have to figure out how to post em here later, but in my photos in my album here I've got pix of Dave in 2006 and 2007 looking just as sexy (IMO).

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Reading this thread I ask myself: is Diamond Dave underestimating his own sex appeal these days???
    Probably not. Sit on my lap and I will tell you a story about it.....


    In answer to your post below read my post that is still above.


    It all started way back in history.....

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    Last edited by SunisinuS; 06-30-2012 at 07:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    Probably not. Sit on my lap and I will tell you a story about it.....
    Then how come he isn't playing on it more, since there is obviously a market for that too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by So this is love View Post
    Momshell my wife is saying and I quote in french:"Il est un beau bonhomme" ie he is answome...ok times up for me
    Doesn't that translate into 'he is a beautiful man?' My hubby has learned to accept my love for Dave. At times I think he uses it to his advantage....gives me a couple of beers and puts in Largo video...works every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momshell View Post
    Doesn't that translate into 'he is a beautiful man?' My hubby has learned to accept my love for Dave. At times I think he uses it to his advantage....gives me a couple of beers and puts in Largo video...works every time
    Sounds like a Smart Man.

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