There is something missing in the stage act

[DavidLeeNatra]

I'm happily married, but Envy does seem like a cool, level headed chick...

A rare thing these days...

let's see...

[ZahZoo]

Dave had some good genetics his frame was built with some abilities that created some coordintion, and worked hard at his pysique he persued Kempo martial arts and shit.

I ran and rode bikes and was outside all my life and worked at a pysically demanding labor job. I probably did the work of three men all day every day..like most of us do, shit has to get done.

I always respected the diudes who hit the gym and got a sculpted body, mine was less defined, but perhaps stronger,chicks dug it and that was cool, got me laid.

I was always worn out and only used the gym for 1 month durring the winter when business was slow.I would ride the lifecycle for a hour swim the pool for 45 min then wet, dry, sauna then wirlpool in that order at 6 am 4 times a week. ( lots of suburban MILF there at that time)

I would negotiate a 1 month membership by stateing the fact that I work hard and only use the gym when business was slow, I don't need it I burn 5K cal all day every day at work,. I would say I will pay you three times what a yearly membership breaks down per month to... and not sign anything, if you give me a 1 month pass. It works and you don't end up wasting a contract you will probably not use.

Working out to look good makes you feel good more people should do it..now with the new gyms and thier month to month contracts more people should go.

If you find out you don't like it you aren't stuck with a 3 year contract at Ballys..or wherever.

What was the question ,..what the fuck am I going on about, and where am I..and ....WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!!

That was a lot of typing... you better take a few months off to rest and recuperate...

[envy_me]

She was probably the only woman there...

Actually maybe there were 2-3 other girls there, but 99% were men. And the other girls look like shit, as you would expect a Yngwie female fan to look. I usually am the only girl that manages to fight my way up to the front row. The guys in Yngwies audience have no mercy. They'll push you around like crazy.
One time I was in a front row, and I felt a hand started touching me between my legs. It was too crowded and I couldn't turn around to see who it was. But I grabbed his hand, and bent his finger as hard as I could for as long I could. He didn't do that again :-) Hope he was a guitarplayer. Oh, sorry, former guitarplayer, haha.

[envy_me]

sometimes she sounds like a cunt

Sometimes???

[envy_me]

What a woman !!

You like Yngwie too?

[Angel]

sometimes she sounds like a cunt

No "thanks" on tapatalk, so this will have to do.

[ELVIS]

You like Yngwie too?

HELL YEAH !!


Yngwie is the only guitarist better than Edward Van Halen...

[ELVIS]

No "thanks" on tapatalk, so this will have to do.

And you are a cunt...

[DLR Bridge]

HELL YEAH !!


Yngwie is the only guitarist better than Edward Van Halen...

You write comedies? Damn, learn something new every day.

[envy_me]

HELL YEAH !!


Yngwie is the only guitarist better than Edward Van Halen...

Man look at him, he doesn't give a shit, THIS is rock.

[ELVIS]

Yeah, but that's non-fiction truth right there...

[Angel]

And you are a cunty bitch, or is that a bitchy cunt?

[ELVIS]

You tell me...

You claim to be educated and well read...

BTW, figure out the lyrics to Beat's Workin' yet ??

[DavidLeeNatra]

Sometimes???

ha ha...well said, lady! you rock...

[DavidLeeNatra]

HELL YEAH !!


Yngwie is the only guitarist better than Edward Van Halen...

you will burn in hell for this!

[Von Halen]

Man look at him, he doesn't give a shit, THIS is rock.

That fat fuck should put a shirt on!

Does he know how to play rhythm guitar too? Or is he too self absorbed with trying to be faster than Ed?

If he had half of Ed's soul on the guitar, he'd be at least okay.

[envy_me]

When I was 12, this solo made me take violin lessons. I quit before I had the time to learn to play in on violin. But I can play it on guitar, MUCH easier.

[Seshmeister]

And you are a cunt...

Pretty shocking way to behave on what is meant to be a fun message board.

Get a grip please.

[envy_me]

That fat fuck should put a shirt on!

Does he know how to play rhythm guitar too? Or is he too self absorbed with trying to be faster than Ed?

If he had half of Ed's soul on the guitar, he'd be at least okay.

If you're gonna insult people, at least do it with a little finesse...

[Coyote]

guess I started something here

We'll see... Them swedes can be so modest at times...

[ZahZoo]

If you're gonna insult people, at least do it with a little finesse...

Actually that was Von's patented finesse and diplomacy at work...

[ELVIS]

Pretty shocking way to behave on what is meant to be a fun message board.

Dude, have another drink...

[DLR Bridge]

If he had half of Ed's soul on the guitar, he'd be at least okay.

A fair assessment. 30 seconds of watching this guy tear up the neck with the same 2 or 3 scales reveals he's a bit of a one trick pony. Decent song writing must never have mattered to him, otherwise we'd hear it. Odyssey wasn't half bad thanks to Joe Lynn Turner. Something about that guys voice I always dug.

[ELVIS]

No, Yngwie is the only guitarist to combine mind blowing shredding with soul and finesse...

[envy_me]

A fair assessment. 30 seconds of watching this guy tear up the neck with the same 2 or 3 scales reveals he's a bit of a one trick pony. Decent song writing must never have mattered to him, otherwise we'd hear it. Odyssey wasn't half bad thanks to Joe Lynn Turner. Something about that guys voice I always dug.

There is room for both of them. Instead of being happy he isn't some dumb rapper, you guys are insulting him cause of you own insecurity. He is on our side. We rockers have to stick together.

[ZahZoo]

No, Yngwie is the only guitarist to combine mind blowing shredding with soul and finesse...

Elvis... Really..?

I'll give you finesse, no problem, but Soul???

[Von Halen]

There is room for both of them. Instead of being happy he isn't some dumb rapper, you guys are insulting him cause of you own insecurity. He is on our side. We rockers have to stick together.

Insecurity? In what way? I can't play worth a shit, and I know it.

Sorry, I find this guy boring and soul less. Always have. He is fast though.

[envy_me]

Elvis... Really..?

I'll give you finesse, no problem, but Soul???

I think soul is an abstract thing and everybody has a different perception of who plays with soul. Musical taste is also not measurable, it's just taste. The only thing you can discuss, that isn't abstract is notes per minute, which makes this conversation pretty useless.

I am pretty sure Yngwie loved Ed when he was younger, Ed certanly inspired him. If I didn't like Yngwie when I was young, I would never have found Van Halen now. It's all connected. We're are all friends. Okey?

[jhale667]

No, Yngwie is the only guitarist to combine mind blowing shredding with soul and finesse...

And great though he is, he STILL can't carry EVH's jock.

[DLR Bridge]

There is room for both of them. Instead of being happy he isn't some dumb rapper, you guys are insulting him cause of you own insecurity. He is on our side. We rockers have to stick together.

My own insecurity? What the what the? I'm a one time lead singer/rhythm guitarist who likes and dislikes lots of lead guitarists. That makes me insecure? Ok.

[envy_me]

Insecurity? In what way? I can't play worth a shit, and I know it.

Sorry, I find this guy boring and soul less. Always have. He is fast though.

Yeah, but what you said now is not what you said at first, you were insulting his looks and clothes which makes you pretty vain and gives impression that you are clueless about the subject.
I have no problem with somebody that has a different taste then I.

[ELVIS]

Elvis... Really..?

I'll give you finesse, no problem, but Soul???

Dude, in the early 90s I saw him do this solo spot where he started off with Eruption complete with a phaser pedal, switched to a very bluesy Hendrix jam followed by some Blackmore and then topped it off with the best original soloing I've ever seen...

He's not like that these days, sticking more to his one trick pony stuff, but the guy was awesome...He really can play pretty much anything...

[envy_me]

My own insecurity? What the what the? I'm a one time lead singer/rhythm guitarist who likes and dislikes lots of lead guitarists. That makes me insecure? Ok.

No, but when you put it like it's a competition between Ed and Yngwie and at the same time insult Yngwie, you aren't insultuing Yngwie, you are actually defending Ed. But you aren't aware of that. Same as when an insecure person puts other down so that he would feel better about himself.
You can say stuff in different ways.

[DLR Bridge]

No, but when you put it like it's a competition between Ed and Yngwie and at the same time insult Yngwie, you aren't insultuing Yngwie, you are actually defending Ed. But you aren't aware of that. Same as when an insecure person puts other down so that he would feel better about himself.
You can say stuff in different ways.

That warrants a quote from one of my all time favorite cartoon characters, Mr. Charlie Brown. "Good grief!"

[ELVIS]

Yeah, but what you said now is not what you said at first, you were insulting his looks and clothes which makes you pretty vain and gives impression that you are clueless about the subject.

It always makes me laugh when a DLR fan insults the way another rock star dresses...

[envy_me]

That warrants a quote from one of my all time favorite cartoon characters, Mr. Charlie Brown. "Good grief!"

Easy. Not everything in life has to be a competition. Especially in the western world. Both Y and E are strong enough to survive ;-)
It's like when my cats eat, they still go and take food off of each other plates, even though they have unlimited amount of food always at their disposal. There is no need. We aren't animals.

[ELVIS]

Tell that to the libretards and conservassholes...

[envy_me]

It always makes me laugh when a DLR fan insults the way another rock star dresses...

Especially when clothes have nothing to do with it. We aren't at Backstreet Boys message board. I LOVE the way Yngwie just doesn't give a shit. It's all part of rock charm.

[ELVIS]

Hahahaha...

[DLR Bridge]

Boy, you two are a cute couple. Be careful Elvis. You're technically an insecure person for thinking Y is better then E. it's not all about competition you know.