Tom & Katie Announce Divorce On MAGIC MIKE's Opening Day,Coincidence?

[kissfan1976]

I Think Not!


http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ntcmp=features

[envy_me]

Did Katie finally escape..

[FORD]

I suspect either Tom caught Katie in bed with The Evil Lord Xenu.

Or she caught him with John Travolta........

[Coyote]

She saw "Rock Of Ages".

[sadaist]

They made a good looking couple and that kid is way too adorable. But Katy needs a good ol fashioned vag pounding & probably got tired of shaving and painting her snapper to look like a butthole and wearing a John Travolta mask.

[vandeleur]

They made a good looking couple and that kid is way too adorable. But Katy needs a good ol fashioned vag pounding & probably got tired of shaving and painting her snapper to look like a butthole and wearing a John Travolta mask.

Snapper

[envy_me]

They made a good looking couple and that kid is way too adorable. But Katy needs a good ol fashioned vag pounding & probably got tired of shaving and painting her snapper to look like a butthole and wearing a John Travolta mask.

Lol!! I never understood womens fascination with Tom Cruise. He is like a blank page to me. But I always fall for charisma in a man and Tom hasn't got it.

[chefcraig]

They made a good looking couple and that kid is way too adorable.

Still wonder who the father was, since everything else about that sham marriage was utterly false.

[ELVIS]

Frank Marshall Davis ??

[SparkieD]

Lol!! I never understood womens fascination with Tom Cruise. He is like a blank page to me. But I always fall for charisma in a man and Tom hasn't got it.

Me neither. All my high school friends went ape for him. All I see is a disgusting little man with the expression of someone who thinks his shit doesn't stink yet still has that screwed-up face of smelling something that does.

[FORD]

<div style="background-color:#000000;width:368px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:southparkstudios.com:155090" width="360" height="293" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="." flashVars=""></embed><p style="text-align:left;background-color:#FFFFFF;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><b><a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s09e12-trapped-in-the-closet">Trapped in the Closet</a></b><br/>Get More: <a style="display: block; position: relative; top: -1.33em; float: right; font-weight: bold; color: #ffcc00; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/">SOUTH<br/>PARK</a><a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/episodes/s09e12-trapped-in-the-closet">more...</a></p></div></div>

[Nickdfresh]

Goddamned Thetans ruin everything! Get that shit handled, Tom!

[BITEYOASS]

Of course he fuckin' gay! Have you seen the tits on his first wife Mimi Rodgers? HOLY SHIT! What straight man would want to leave those fluffy love pillows?

[ODShowtime]

Doesn't the church of scientology extract the gayness from people like cruise and travolta during "auditing" and then blackmail them with it to keep them in the church? If you're a superstar and the church knows you're gay, they're going to take as much money from you as possible, which explains the high ranks these two morons have because of the millions they've flushed down the scientology toilet. They're stuck. It's funny.

[FORD]

Nah, Lord Xenu is fine with the homothetans®, as long as you keep giving money to the cult.

[Hardrock69]

If you go through auditing, they know your deepest, darkest secrets.

Wondered how long it would be before she would get tired of his Xenu-worshipping bullshit and divorce him.

Hope she does a tell-all interview where she reams the Church Of Appliantology.

Those fuckers are the worst fucking con-artists. They are just a wannabe Catholic Church.

[Hardrock69]

Ha....Rupert Murdoch does not have anything nice to say about Scientology. Of course he is so fucking rich and controls so much of the world's media, he can say any fucking thing he wants, and the Scientology criminals cannot do a fucking thing about it!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/...--finance.html

Rupert Murdoch: Scientologists ‘creepy, maybe even evil’

Rupert Murdoch, New Corp. chief executive and outspoken octogenarian media mogul, took to Twitter on Sunday to weigh in on the breakup of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And Murdoch's tweets about Scientology sparked a big backlash.

"Scientology back in news," Murdoch tweeted. "Very weird cult, but big, big money involved with Tom Cruise either number two or three in [hierarchy]."

The owner of Fox News, Wall Street Journal and New York Post followed the "cult" comment with another tweet.

"Watch Katie Holmes and Scientology story develop," Murdoch wrote. "Something creepy, maybe even evil, about these people."

While Cruise is often associated with Viacom's Paramount Pictures, the Los Angeles Times noted, he has also starred in films for 20th Century Fox--the studio owned by News Corporation--and is "known for being prickly about being challenged about his involvement with Scientology."

Murdoch, though, is standing by his comments.

"Since Scientology tweet hundreds of attacks," he wrote later. "Expect they will increase and get worse and maybe threatening. Still stick to my story."

After a user asked Murdoch for his thoughts on Mormonism, he responded: "Mormonism a mystery to me, but Mormons certainly not evil."

[Little Texan]

She must have gotten tired of being married to a closeted gay man.

[BITEYOASS]

BTW, here's a pic of Tom's first wife:

[gbranton]

Not a surprise, the pattern repeats itself once again. So far three little known starlets have latched on to Tom's coat tails, signed the confidentiality agreement and agreed to participate in a sham marriage in exchange for a shot at stardom.

[Coyote]

the Church Of Appliantology.

[gbranton]

Tom's problem with marriage is that he worships at the church of scrotumology.

[ODShowtime]

The owner of Fox News, Wall Street Journal and New York Post followed the "cult" comment with another tweet.

"Watch Katie Holmes and Scientology story develop," Murdoch wrote. "Something creepy, maybe even evil, about these people."

This is something I've learned the hard way recently. When the media wants a story to go in a certain direction, they will make sure the news goes in that direction. When a man as powerful as Murdoch tells us to "watch a story develop" that means that a serious story is developing... and I can't wait to find out what it is! Is Holmes' child the new messiah or something to these people? Their worldwide headquarters is only a few miles from where I work and I never see or hear a peep from these people. They are on the DOWNLOW around here. I did work with one once and she said some freaky shit sometimes.

[gbranton]

Tom does not have a doorbell sign like mine that says "bring it, I'll cunniling it".

[vandeleur]

Tom does not have a doorbell sign like mine that says "bring it, I'll cunniling it".

[binnie]

Stories about Tom being gay are a bit like stories about Dave being gay - if they were true they would have come about by now. No one's media team can be that good, I'm afraid. Tom has been ultra famous for over 25 years.

Personally, I just think he's a strange guy. Add the ridiculous ambition to the scientology (and the 20 year age gap) and I can see how it all falls apart...

[envy_me]

Stories about Tom being gay are a bit like stories about Dave being gay - if they were true they would have come about by now. No one's media team can be that good, I'm afraid. Tom has been ultra famous for over 25 years.

Personally, I just think he's a strange guy. Add the ridiculous ambition to the scientology (and the 20 year age gap) and I can see how it all falls apart...

You can't compare those two. Tom is STRANGE. I think whatever he's hiding is far more darker then just being gay. I don't even wanna know.

I believe Dave is bi.

[binnie]

I really don't care what either of them do, to be honest. It just seems to me that if there was any truth to the rumours they would have been 'outed' by now.

[Nickdfresh]

Stories about Tom being gay are a bit like stories about Dave being gay - if they were true they would have come about by now. No one's media team can be that good, I'm afraid. Tom has been ultra famous for over 25 years.

Personally, I just think he's a strange guy. Add the ridiculous ambition to the scientology (and the 20 year age gap) and I can see how it all falls apart...

I agree and actually don't think he's gay, just weird...

On CNN they're reporting Katie got fed up with the L. Ron Hubbard bullshit and didn't want her daughter attending a Scientology "bootcamp"....

[fourthcoming]

Wow......VH's tour really is over.......this is what it's come to.....Katie and Tom, Anderson Cooper, what book are you reading.....etc......soon we'll be discussing another useless couple....Prince William and Kate Middleton. Hurry the fuck up VH and get back on the horse please!!!

[ELVIS]

Yep, five or more years of this until Edward gets his next inspiration...

[fourthcoming]

Haaaa.....that was funny.....I hope your wrong E. I can see it now....somewhere around 2014 Irving Azoff will announce a new Van Halen tour for the fall of 2014. Spring of 2015 VH will release a statement saying they are waiting for Wolf to finish college and then the band will re-convene. January 2016 there will be tons of rumors about a new Van Halen album titled "Bold". February 2017 A new Van Halen album will come out. The Van Halen website will read "Happy New Year.....hope all our fans have a rockin' 2013" until Feb 2017.

[ELVIS]

If my recent track record is any indication, we're in luck...

[Angel]

Wow......VH's tour really is over.......this is what it's come to.....Katie and Tom, Anderson Cooper, what book are you reading.....etc......soon we'll be discussing another useless couple....Prince William and Kate Middleton. Hurry the fuck up VH and get back on the horse please!!!

Yup, and we're quickly heading back into personal attacks and being dogged by internet bullies. I'm starting to remember why I stayed away from here from 08 to 12....

[ELVIS]

You must be out of your meds...

[gbranton]

Stories about Tom being gay are a bit like stories about Dave being gay - if they were true they would have come about by now.

People HAVE come forward but they have been quickly sued or silenced. Nobody is that good at keeping it secret you say? Can you say Rock Hudson?

[ZahZoo]

Maybe it's me... but when I saw the headline for this story it jumped right into my "who gives a shit" bucket...

[sadaist]

Tom was really funny in Tropic Thunder.

[binnie]

People HAVE come forward but they have been quickly sued or silenced. Nobody is that good at keeping it secret you say? Can you say Rock Hudson?

True.

But the media is more pervasive now.

[Satan]

People HAVE come forward but they have been quickly sued or silenced. Nobody is that good at keeping it secret you say? Can you say Rock Hudson?

Actually, there were "stories" back in the day about Rock Hudson allegedly being in a relationship with Jim "Gomer Pyle" Nabors. Rock managed to kill those rumors by getting married. Because back then, it never crossed anybody's mind that a "married" man could be gay.

And the woman who played his wife on his 70's cop show (McMillan and Wife or something like that) looked like a tranny, but that's neither here nor there, really......