And when he dosen't get what he wants, he throws tantrums live a 5 year old and blames everyone else for his own fuck ups (i.e EVH and Ronnie Montrose)Originally Posted by DONNIEP
And when he dosen't get what he wants, he throws tantrums live a 5 year old and blames everyone else for his own fuck ups (i.e EVH and Ronnie Montrose)
Looks like Dave has a lot of fuckin energy to me.
I was more interested in day dreaming about all the kick ass jammin, coke snorting and pussy pounding that has went on in his living room over the past 3 decades.
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When I watch that video I see a guy thats interested in what he's doing and having fun doing it.
With all his resources I'm amazed that he even bothers to improve himself .
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Wasn't he seen licking that stupid "finger vagina" during the "Right Here, Right Now" concert video?
That's the simplest way to sum up Sammy's book ---
"If it succeeded and made a lot of money, it was due to my genius and hard work --- if it went bad then it was because someone else fucked up"
I'm not so sure about that....
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And he looks like he just walked out of a WHAM audition here....
I love it, I love it !!!!
After the first 15´of the Love Train, I muted it and began to play Skycraper !!!!
Wow, awesome, I having a great time, thanks !!!
It really is a charmless book. In all honesty, the guy never, never, not once, even offers the slightest conession or inkling that ANYTHING is EVER his fault. Particularly unappealing is how he basically glosses over divorcing his wife, who was suffering from emotional and mental problems, with an attitude that boils down to "she was fucked up in the head, so I started fucking some other chick I met on the road and married her instead".
Scramby eggs and bacon.
McHaggis is the typical narcissist scumbag who doesn't walk it like he talks it.
He brags at the end of the book that he's all about "kindness and being a good person in life" --- after he just spent many chapters insulting EVH, DLR, Ronnie Montrose, his Dad, ex-wife Betsy, Ray Danniels, and various record label types.
Is it too early for me to say Fuck Sammy!!!
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Dave, baby, I'll ride your fuckin' love train from here to eternity!!!
P.S...Ignore the fuckin' haters here. They are sad, sad people. Love ya forever!
Same ole song and dance...
I am not a big fan of this new sliding and spinning routine...
It sucks getting old... I guess that is Daves' way of constantly moving on stage since he can't execute the Bruce Lee moves anymore...
I am not gonna lie... I hate watching Dave get old...
I think the whistling screams is just as much of the classic Van Halen sound as Mikeys' background vocals....
But on a positive note whatever Roth has lost in vocal range over the years has been compensated with his charisma and superior lyricism...
But anyways... I am not a fan of this video.... it's rediculous... I want backward flips... not Dick Van Dyke... haha
Seriously, he stole Dick Van Dyke's dance moves...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS9_iouqUD0
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I can still remember a young Mary Tyler Moore giving me a woodie in my grade school shorts ---- fuck, I'm old
I'd still bang Mary Tyler Moore to this day!I can still remember a young Mary Tyler Moore giving me a woodie in my grade school shorts ---- fuck, I'm old
Mary Tyler Moore looked so damn good in those capris...nice ass...
it seems be all the same thing repeat ant repeat perhaps a bug !Unholy shit Dave.....
You know we all love ya down here in Hell, but..... 2 1/2 hours of Love Train?? Seriously???
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what some here don't get is that this is the man at work! he is goofing around in front of a mirror checking stage moves, practising, trying out a few things...he's preparing for the tour. some moves we got to see, some not...
I went through the video because it's nice to see how dave surrounds himself with certain things. it's an intimate view we get here and if there is one thing I accepted from day one I followed dave: he does whatever he feels he has to do in the moment and what it is? Hey, you never know...
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I always wondered if Dick Van Dyke got some. I still watch that show on Netflix. Mary still gives me wood.I can still remember a young Mary Tyler Moore giving me a woodie in my grade school shorts ---- fuck, I'm old
Sammy, a good indication that a girl has mental problems, she is dating YOU!
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NO!!!! It is not like that. THIS is what makes him look old, the dance, the goofy hat, those pants..
Look at Steven Tyler, he is old as hell. Dave doesn't have to move more on stage than Steven. It's enough if he just walks around, and flirts and is just sexy.
I actually started a fenomenal thread about this http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...-the-stage-act
God, I wish I could be there and just have the authority to just say "Lose the hat, lose the pants, put this on, now smile like a normal person, no thats too much..." he would be the coolest!!!
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yeah...that's exactly how the man works...
I HATE finger-vagina. Absolutelly HATE it. I once dumped a guy cause I caught him, from the corner of my eye, doing that. It's like "how old are you?".
Thats his reversed mullet. Party in the front, business in the back.And he looks like he just walked out of a WHAM audition here....
LOL, look at Eds face. It's like "how did I end up here??"
And Al looks like a cab-driver in Singapore.
I was walking out of a hotel in Puerto Vallarta Mexico and a cab driver gave me the finger vagina sign and enthusiastically rattled something off in spanish. I take it he was trying to make the point he could take me to some ho's.
If you can get sick from the food and water there, imagine what you can catch from a ho who's depending on a cab-driver to find her customers...
Maybe VA can ask the video girl but it occurs to me the conversation maybe went like this.
Dave: So that's it all edited and lookin good?
Her: Yup
Dave: Now loop it 50 times so they can watch an old fella all night if they want to
Her: 50 times???
Dave: Yeah, 50 shades of grey baby, haha!
The people criticizing this probably hated the start of the Goin Crazy video because it was unrealistic...
LMAO! I bet it's a reference to that book
what? goin crazy's not real??
can't think, i'm dancin.
No, he's looking old because he's almost 60.
Why do women always want to make a man change???God, I wish I could be there and just have the authority to just say "Lose the hat, lose the pants, put this on, now smile like a normal person, no thats too much..." he would be the coolest!!!
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Subtle ballbusting, IMO.
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
I always find it fascinating when a supposed hetero-sexual guy goes into to depth or uses examples to describe another person's "gayness." Apparently, they are obsessed enough with the subject to be considered experts in the field, which more or less brings up the question of...ummm, why?
Then again, he might have been trying to tell you about a joint he knew serving quesadillas that were finger-lickin' good. Stupid gringo.
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yeow!!
that's the trouble with never.
i had to google the finger vagina thing.
it usually involves a tongue, right?
Normally, all it requires is the use of one's tongue to inspire stimulus to a woman's "mommy parts." That is, unless (like the hapless Hagar) you are so ill-adept at cunnilingus skills that the use of your hand is required to keep the woman from nodding off in a stupor or slapping you across the forehead with a tequila bottle out of frustration.
Bring lube.
'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!
I watched a few minutes of the video at vhnd. I thought it was goofy, off the wall and fantastically Dave.
Not once did I think about gayness, Richard Simmons or Sammy Hagar.
just wondering....
how many of us would know this is Full Bug' family portrait?
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It's not about changing someones personality, it's about clothes and style. Like what stylists do.
I'm streaming this while making breakfast
for the little Whoreheys. I'm gonna be real disappointed
if there's no Easter egg tucked in this.
I like it. It is freaking over the top. Love Train freakin' 50 times and scuttling around like the Energizer Bunny on speed. Damn right it is out there. Weird as shit, yup. Would anybody else on the planet do such a thing 50 times, no...but Dave would lol. I would also say this, knowing that Dave did this...I bet Hagar's cactus farm that if one can endure this strange exhibition 50 times...something is hidden in it knowing Dave, nothing is ever as it seems with this guy
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