Actor Fred Willardarrested for jacjing off in porn theatre ...

[Diamondjimi]

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater ... TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand

We're told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.
t was a quick release -- we're told he was out of police custody a short while later.
As for which movie Fred was watching -- there are 3 flicks in rotation at the theater ... "Follow Me 2," a XXX parody of "The Client List," and "Step Dad No. 2."

Willard is best known for his memorable roles in "Best in Show", "For Your Consideration", "American Wedding" and "Everybody Loves Raymond."

According to IMDB, Fred is "rumored" to be in pre-production for a movie entitled ... "The Yank."

It's a comedy.


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[hambon4lif]

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand

According to IMDB, Fred is "rumored" to be in pre-production for a movie entitled ... "The Yank."

Method acting?

[Diamondjimi]

Lol That's what I was thinking...

[FORD]

Hey, the man is 78 and he's still able to wank off in a theater. That alone deserves some recognition.

[BITEYOASS]

Wha happened?

[gbranton]

Whatever he was doing, he wasn't reprising his role in the 1999 film Idle Hands.

Fun With DICK and Jane maybe?

[Nitro Express]

I'm amazed porn theaters can even make a go of it anymore. I guess he went to the Tiki Theater to rub his tiki for good luck.

[Nitro Express]

Hey, the man is 78 and he's still able to wank off in a theater. That alone deserves some recognition.

He probably used olive oil instead of margerine.

[mohican]

Playing in pee wee's playhouse.

[Nitro Express]

Playing in pee wee's playhouse.

Hi kids. Today on Pee Wee's playhouse we are going to learn how babies are made. Our feild trip will take us to the Tiki theater in Hollywood...

[SunisinuS]

Who are the only two people in American History to be shot in the back of the head in a Theater?


































Abraham Lincoln as you know.

and the guy that sat in front of Pee Wee Herman.....

Now change the above joke number to 3.

As the Williard just made History.

[chefcraig]

Hey, if this guy wants to jerk-off in a porn theater, I believe he has earned the privilege. Fucker cracks me up, sideways.

Buck Laughlin: Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!

Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
Nurse: Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!

Buck Laughlin: And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.


Trevor Beckwith: And now we have the toy, the Shih Tzu is coming, and here is, uh, Scott Donlan.
Buck Laughlin: Look at Scott! He is prancing along with the dog! Man, I tell you something, if you live in my neighborhood and you're dressed like that, you'd better be a hotel doorman.

[mohican]

The Shit-Tsu. I forgot how much I like Best of Show. Big fan of Christopher Guest.

[Nickdfresh]

Has anyone ever shown Fred a computer?

[Terry]

I'm amazed porn theaters can even make a go of it anymore. I guess he went to the Tiki Theater to rub his tiki for good luck.

Even most of the adult bookstores around don't have wanking booths anymore (what's the world coming to?), much less a local theater that shows only dirty movies.

Someone should clue Willard in about the net. Endless amounts of smut at the touch of a keystroke without having to leave the comforts of home (one can even take periodic snack breaks without paying those ridiculous concession stand fees).

[1978 Fan]

[clarathecarrot]

Why create photoshoped move the dress a little nipslip sideboobery, on that beautifull woman and not just place a sweet sexy whole boob for me, to lust over.

PS I Love Her.

PPS In.............................. My.............................. Pants.

[Sensible Shoes]

I hate her and HATE that she will be on IDOL next year instead of Tyler. Dipshit.

[DLR Bridge]

I too give Willard a hall pass on this one. He's always cracked me up. If he pulled a Pete Towshend, well that would be another story.

[Nickdfresh]

What does Mariah Scary have to do with Fred tossing one off in a theatre?

I'm cuntfused.

[clarathecarrot]

I hate her and HATE that she will be on IDOL next year instead of Tyler. Dipshit.

Ok....dang.....lol

Here take these soft luxury pillows and go kick her ass in slow motion lots of hair flying around and....action!!!

[Nitro Express]

Even most of the adult bookstores around don't have wanking booths anymore (what's the world coming to?), much less a local theater that shows only dirty movies.

Someone should clue Willard in about the net. Endless amounts of smut at the touch of a keystroke without having to leave the comforts of home (one can even take periodic snack breaks without paying those ridiculous concession stand fees).

I went into one of those places in New York once and when I saw a shit covered condom on the end of a bathroom plunger I decided that kind of joint was too low grade even for me.

[binnie]

Well what the hell else was he there for?

The plot-lines?

Jeeesus.....

[binnie]

I'm guessing that if the guy at the confectionary stand in those places asks you if you want your popcorn sweet or salty it's probably best to opt for sweet.....

[clarathecarrot]

Yeah ok I got a joke too....

So ah... Fred you want butter on your popcorn...yes please and i'll pay extra for the popcorn box with the whole allready in it..

[envy_me]

I just googled and saw that he is 72. Way to go, Fred! He should be bragging, if anything! That's rock'n roll... Kind of...

[Sensible Shoes]

What does Mariah Scary have to do with Fred tossing one off in a theatre?

I'm cuntfused.

Nothing. She was just there.

[binnie]

Everyone's now thinking about grey pubes though, aren't they?

[binnie]

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater ... TMZ has learned.



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Elvis is 2 seconds away from claiming that Fred was co-opted into this by the CIA........

THEY NOW CONTROL OUR PANTS!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Elvis is 2 seconds away from claiming that Fred was co-opted into this by the CIA........

THEY NOW CONTROL OUR PANTS!!!!

i thought dan does that

[clarathecarrot]

Willard commented on his arrest and it was only ..Wat till you hear my version.....lol

I'd pay 25 bucks for a seat at that show..lol

[clarathecarrot]

Nothing. She was just there.

Where..?..on her way to the moon ....to hang it in the sky for me...?

I love her you know.


Then she could sing in the morning while sitting in front of one of those victorian vanity mirror dressing furniture thingies...( I can't name) ..like some kind of angel.

Did I mention I love her....


Reason For Editing : One of those victorian furniture dressing tables...yeah...practicing her singing early in the cool morning sunrise,.. a breeze blowing in the widow scented with sweet springtime blooming lovelyness... the table covered in the snowflake like white powder that is falling with care, from that big powder puff she is dancing around her neck and rising and falling chest ...as the cloud of the soft powder breathlessly coats the table endlessly,.. as she owns me.....
,...

Yeah I mentioned all that.......


Sorry what was the question..?

[clarathecarrot]

Nothing. She was just there.

Much like love is everlasting it is also..Well, I have broken up with the dressing table...

It was a difficult few hrs, but I must announce the love of my Day!!

Ladies and gentlemenn!!!....Introducing .....

Some chick from 40 years ago..Abby Lane!





If I can get her to stop shaking those hip things and out of those tight dresses perhaps someday a bushel of little carrots running around!!!