"There's no vibrato, and you never get laid."
"Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth
girls love vibrato
fuck your fucking framing
"What else you got?" Russ er, Satchel is a bad ass.
Pot Metal Panzies...
Satchel could kick your ass on guitar with one arm tied behind his back, ELBOW. Stop the H8.
And of course...
They suck...
They fuckng suck!!
Are you doing Beavis here, or Butthead?
It's a parody, you simp.
A profitable one at that......
They are currently:
Making more money than you
Playing more gigs than you
Recording more songs than you
Seeing more vagina than you
Having more fun than you.
Say they suck all you want, Elvis Jones...... but you suck worse.
It took me a while to get on board with SP, but I saw 'em live at Donington and was completely converted.
An excellent parody with excellent songs.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
It is all tongue in cheek,harmless fun.That is what i like about them,They are a fun band.Everyone likes fun right?
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
I love Steel Panther! Great rockshow, great playing! One helluvaparty
Mock show, you mean...
Let's see or hear you do better, or STFU.
And that's why I think it's stupid...
Paging officer buzz-kill.......
But you don't understand, J: Steel Panther are a band designed by the CIA to slowly lower the level of seriousness with which rock 'n' roll should be taken.
That's the first step towards communism............
You may be on to something...
Maybe they will brainwash Satchel to open fire on the crowd...
That DVD would sell...
***Gets out Steel Panther joke book***
The only way that Satchell would fire into the crowd would be if he was using his love pump.
And I'll bet you're standing right there with your mouth wide open...
You're the dude with the well-documented penchant for guzzling spooge - usually Alex Jones'. Re-read Lounge's post, and STFU fuckwit.
Parody with absolutely great musicians
Presenting the Elvis Band
I think jero is giving ELVIS waaaaayyyyy too much credit.
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