Hey Ash, whatever you do do NOT google Fiona Apple - best to remember her as she was...I can't bring myself to describe what she looks like now. But in her prime - totally fuckable all damn day longOriginally Posted by ashstralia
that's it DONNIE; don't even wanna know what she looks like now...
we were all much sexier 20 years ago!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
These days Fiona Apple looks like a zombie on the Walking Dead. But back in the day she was pretty hot in that rail-thin-completely-depressed-heroin-addict sorta way
Actually, I saw her on something recently, and I'd still hit it...c'mon, she was in her teens when she was discovered, she's not yet 40...!
Seriously? I was just looking at some pictures of her and she had a dead squid on her head and looked like a goddamn zombie! No shit! I can't bring myself to post it here...
i had a quick look... bad lighting.
she certainly helped me get laid back in the day; 'yeah babe, we'll drink a bit of wine, play some tori and fiona!'
'oh ash, you're sooo sensitive!'
hehehehe.......
It was the booze.......
and jeff buckley.. you gently sing a chick a jb song she'll melt right into your lap.
anyhoo, SATCHEL RULZ!!!
Before:
After:
Ok, enough of Fiona. And yes, Satchel fucking RULEZ bitches!!!
Now you're onto something...
I once played/sang JB's version of Hallelujah on acoustic for this chick and never made it to the second chorus.
Who knew the vibrations from that song made ladies clothes fall down...
mate, i saw him live in an intimate setting, a story i've related before.
his powers were amazing.
ok one last thing...
THERE IS AN OCTOPUS ON HER HEAD!!
I love calamari.....
Not so much with the calamari hat...
The Steely Boys need a commercial break.
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
What was this thread about ??
I forgot
The Steely Boys need a commercial break.
The Cuervo Gold..the fine Columbian...goddamn, is there a better combination than that?
Last edited by DONNIEP; 08-09-2012 at 02:49 AM.
I'm now thinking about whether it would have been worth listening to a Fiona Apple album in the mid-90s if it meant I got to hit that.
It's a toss up.......
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
This was just before you went to the fish and chip shop...?
nah, that was vandeleurs story, wasn't it? more beer for sesh!
a wanker you don't like.
Jeez I'm an idiot hole.
No beer for me, I'm in rehydrate mode after last night.
jeff seems apropo..
Pretty sure it was about a guy who has more fun than you, gets more girls, makes more money, is actually respected, and beats the living shit out of your hack ass as on guitar.
No, it's about grown men wearing wigs and mascara...
your fetish?
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
When ELBOW's not crying cuntspiracy, he's just crying...
You say that like KISS doesn't...
So fucking what they wear costumes? They're still touring the world, getting press from everything from Guitar World to appearing on Dancing with the fucking Stars, FFS.... and making WAAAAAAY more money than your bitter hack ass does emptying septic tanks on RVs.
How many porta-potties do you think you'd have to clean to get close to their paycheck from the Download festival?
elvis is workin' that show?You say that like KISS doesn't...
So fucking what they wear costumes? They're still touring the world, getting press from everything from Guitar World to appearing on Dancing with the fucking Stars, FFS.... and making WAAAAAAY more money than your bitter hack ass does emptying septic tanks on RVs.
How many porta-potties do you think you'd have to clean to get close to their paycheck from the Download festival?
Who cares about any of that ??
I don't worry about how much people make like you liberals do so you can worry about how much tax they're not paying...
BTW, the new Kiss sucks worse than plastic kitty...
That's not just this thread that's the whole website...
POST AN MP3 or STFU and GTFO
This isn't the Front Line, ELBOW - so STFU with your "liberal" "tax" bullshit. And NO, that's NOT a request, bitch. As a matter of fact, since you've already stated your dislike for SP - AND NO ONE CARES, you can pretty much stay the fuck out of this thread. :dafinger:
Dafinger to you too...
Tin leopard sucks...
It seems to be another 4-page thread about Steel Panther where you you spend at least 2 of those pages twisting your clit in a knot about how much you don't like them.
a.k.a: begging for attention...
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
Isn't that their new single ??
Uhhuhuhuuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh...
See why I didn't get you Yngwie's autograph at NAMM?
You take me way too seriously...
You're not to be taken seriously...
And you are ??
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