SHOES!!! - shoe-talk

[envy_me]

Every year around pride festival, we'd get all these guys coming in to try on high heels (if their feet were small enough), or ask where they can get high heels in huge sizes. Very cute :-)

[LoungeMachine]

Always look at the throat... if there's an Adam's Apple, or something wrapped around it which is likely concealing an Adam's Apple, then odds are "she's" got something tucked down below.

If her hands are unusually large for a woman, it's also usually a good indication.

See Also: Ann Coulter



I think Donnie banged "her"

[FORD]

http://www.quizrevolution.com/ch/a92701/go/female_or_shemale_extended_

fucking shitty site won't let me embed the code here.

[Sensible Shoes]

Ford is squeamish. LOL

[envy_me]

Ford is squeamish. LOL

So.. sex, ha? God, we need more girltalk here.

[FORD]

Ford is squeamish. LOL

Squeamish?

Nah.... I've been to the occasional gay bar. Thought I saw a hot chick coming up to me, and then realized she wasn't actually a chick. Not offended at all by it, just not what I'm looking for. I was looking for the straight girls who go there so they don't get hit on by a lot of drunken assholes.

[envy_me]

Squeamish?

Nah.... I've been to the occasional gay bar. Thought I saw a hot chick coming up to me, and then realized she wasn't actually a chick. Not offended at all by it, just not what I'm looking for. I was looking for the straight girls who go there so they don't get hit on by a lot of drunken assholes.

Did you end up with a girl that night?

[FORD]

Also, a penis where a vagina should be is a good indicator..

Yeah, but hopefully things won't get to that point. Or me and "her" would both end up with a bad case of blue balls.

[Sensible Shoes]

Were her toenails polished?

[FORD]

Did you end up with a girl that night?

Nah, because the girl wanted to dance, and I can't dance.... which is a dead giveaway that I'm not gay. So then she wouldn't talk to me. What irony

[FORD]

Were her toenails polished?

Don't remember her feet. Though she had nice legs..... for a guy.

[envy_me]

Nah, because the girl wanted to dance, and I can't dance.... which is a dead giveaway that I'm not gay. So then she wouldn't talk to me. What irony

Damn.. And I really felt like hearing a sex story.

[Sensible Shoes]

So SFG's feet test is not practiced by everyone. Good to know.

[Guitar Shark]

FORD, I think now would be a good point to say your posts out loud before hitting send.

[envy_me]

So SFG's feet test is not practiced by everyone. Good to know.

Guys talk a lot, but in practice it's all BS...