SHOES!!! - shoe-talk

[LoungeMachine]

But it's gone off-topic, the mods aren't doing their job.

Job?

[clarathecarrot]

But let's get back into shoes.

Nah, let's get back into Shoes

Well, then my dear, put that thing in backer gear,.. and backerate into them shoes, right over here.

[Angel]

Job?

You may have missed the previous post requesting off-topic posts be removed, that's why I said it.

Hell, if all my off-topic posts were removed I'd have "maybe" a 100. I'm a notorious thread de-railer (is that even a word?), lol.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm here to remove spam and dump clara's threads.



Anything else requires a purchase order and 3 days notice.

[envy_me]

I'm here to remove spam and dump clara's threads.

...and hit on me

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'm here to remove spam and dump clara's threads.



Anything else requires a purchase order and 3 days notice.

mean mod from milan to minsk

[clarathecarrot]

mean mod from milan to minsk

Maybe his shoes are too tight, maybe he couldn't get them off last night, maybe a week went by and now it's July, then maybe he finally got them off and his girlfriend said, ..Oh My You Got Stinkfoot Baby..?



Could be what is going on..?


That's what I'm Thinkn'.

[envy_me]

I don't have VH-converse, but I have others. These grey ones are my favorite.

[Sensible Shoes]

I have bunions.

[envy_me]

I have bunions.

Oh :-( I heard those can be painful. Is it hallux valgus? In that case it's important that you have a lot of support in the arch, cause that way you change the angle of you toes.

My feet are actually okey. My biggest fear are heel spurs. Didn't even know it existed until my customers told me about it. It seems like hell. In all my shoes, even converse on the picture I make sure to have a lot of support. First I put in a heel pad. Then I put an insole over it and finally an arch support pad over that.

[DONNIEP]

I don't have VH-converse, but I have others. These grey ones are my favorite.

The EVH shoes are definitely not Converse and they sure as hell ain't built to last. They're really cool looking, and everybody will ask you about them, but they don't hold up too well.

[envy_me]

The EVH shoes are definitely not Converse and they sure as hell ain't built to last. They're really cool looking, and everybody will ask you about them, but they don't hold up too well.

Where did you get them?

[Sensible Shoes]

Does anybody remember Mike B? He was "Spanish Fly Guy" over at DDLR, and once in the "Ladies" forum we were talking about women's feet and he said that he always looked at a woman's foot as an indication of how she groomed the rest of herself. He said if he saw jagged unpainted toenails or huge callouses he wouldn't go near them because he figured other (ahem) areas might be just as neglected.

I have never forgotten that and always have a pedicure now. Even if I do it myself, my damned toes are painted.

[DONNIEP]

Where did you get them?

At the Van Halen store, of course.

www.vanhalenstore.com

[DONNIEP]

Does anybody remember Mike B? He was "Spanish Fly Guy" over at DDLR, and once in the "Ladies" forum we were talking about women's feet and he said that he always looked at a woman's foot as an indication of how she groomed the rest of herself. He said if he saw jagged unpainted toenails or huge callouses he wouldn't go near them because he figured other (ahem) areas might be just as neglected.

I have never forgotten that and always have a pedicure now. Even if I do it myself, my damned toes are painted.

I remember SFG and I remember that thread. And he's 100% right. Same goes for women's eyebrows.

[vandeleur]

There is a lot of truth in that

[PETE'S BROTHER]

a different kind of truth in open toe shoes

[LoungeMachine]

Wayne L. should be along shortly.......

[Sensible Shoes]

Now which one is Wayne L. The foot fetish guy or sockfucker? (Or both)?


See Lounge, this was what the ladies forum was about. We would always turn it into sex and the guys would get involved. It was fun.

[LoungeMachine]

Wayne L. was the foot fetish freak.....



sockfucker just fucks socks because his homophobia keeps him from touching his own shriveled carrot.

[FORD]

Wayne L. was the foot fetish freak.....



sockfucker just fucks socks because his homophobia keeps him from touching his own shriveled carrot.

But strangely not from touching Clara's carrot.

[DONNIEP]

a different kind of truth in open toe shoes

The worst though is when all the indicators are right - nice eyebrows, fingernails and feet look good - and then you get to the goods and it's like "Whoa!!! What the HELL???"

[LoungeMachine]

The worst though is when all the indicators are right - nice eyebrows, fingernails and feet look good - and then you get to the goods and it's like "Whoa!!! What the HELL???"

Told you man.....look for the 5 0'clock shadow under that makeup.



They fool you every time.....

[DONNIEP]

Told you man.....look for the 5 0'clock shadow under that makeup.



They fool you every time.....

Yeah, I should have been more specific in my post I think I'm outta thanks but that deserves one

[Sensible Shoes]

You also have to watch for the unwaxed lip. Even hormone therapy won't get rid of that fuzz.

[envy_me]

Have these, love these

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You also have to watch for the unwaxed lip. Even hormone therapy won't get rid of that fuzz.

left or right?

[FORD]

Always look at the throat... if there's an Adam's Apple, or something wrapped around it which is likely concealing an Adam's Apple, then odds are "she's" got something tucked down below.

If her hands are unusually large for a woman, it's also usually a good indication.

[envy_me]

Always look at the throat... if there's an Adam's Apple, or something wrapped around it which is likely concealing an Adam's Apple, then odds are "she's" got something tucked down below.

If her hands are unusually large for a woman, it's also usually a good indication.

Also, a penis where a vagina should be is a good indicator..

[DONNIEP]

Also, a penis where a vagina should be is a good indicator..

Uh yeah, that would definitely be a deal breaker

[envy_me]

Every year around pride festival, we'd get all these guys coming in to try on high heels (if their feet were small enough), or ask where they can get high heels in huge sizes. Very cute :-)

[LoungeMachine]

Always look at the throat... if there's an Adam's Apple, or something wrapped around it which is likely concealing an Adam's Apple, then odds are "she's" got something tucked down below.

If her hands are unusually large for a woman, it's also usually a good indication.

See Also: Ann Coulter



I think Donnie banged "her"

[FORD]

http://www.quizrevolution.com/ch/a92...male_extended_

fucking shitty site won't let me embed the code here.

[Sensible Shoes]

Ford is squeamish. LOL

[envy_me]

Ford is squeamish. LOL

So.. sex, ha? God, we need more girltalk here.

[FORD]

Ford is squeamish. LOL

Squeamish?

Nah.... I've been to the occasional gay bar. Thought I saw a hot chick coming up to me, and then realized she wasn't actually a chick. Not offended at all by it, just not what I'm looking for. I was looking for the straight girls who go there so they don't get hit on by a lot of drunken assholes.

[envy_me]

Squeamish?

Nah.... I've been to the occasional gay bar. Thought I saw a hot chick coming up to me, and then realized she wasn't actually a chick. Not offended at all by it, just not what I'm looking for. I was looking for the straight girls who go there so they don't get hit on by a lot of drunken assholes.

Did you end up with a girl that night?

[FORD]

Also, a penis where a vagina should be is a good indicator..

Yeah, but hopefully things won't get to that point. Or me and "her" would both end up with a bad case of blue balls.

[Sensible Shoes]

Were her toenails polished?

[FORD]

Did you end up with a girl that night?

Nah, because the girl wanted to dance, and I can't dance.... which is a dead giveaway that I'm not gay. So then she wouldn't talk to me. What irony