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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Maybe that's what happened to asshale...

    He has very bad taste...



    "Sorry, Charlie. Starkist doesn't want musicians with good taste, they want musicians that taste good."













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    If you like stale tacos with extra grease, go for it...



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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post

    "Sorry, Charlie. Starkist doesn't want musicians with good taste, they want musicians that taste good."


    Yeah, well - what's-her-hottie remarked she could tell I wasn't a coffee-drinker - no bitter after-taste. In addition to having good taste, apparently I taste good, too.

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    Damn, some tacos would be good about right now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Damn, some tacos would be good about right now...
    Except from where-ever the fuck place Elbow gets them from where they're stale and greasy... Probably his local "Swamp Taco" where he's been trying to get a part-time gig...
    Last edited by jhale667; 08-27-2012 at 01:39 PM.

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    We have a really good Mexican joint in town...family owned and none of 'em can hardly speak English. Just like God intended it to be! That way you know you're gonna get some good Mexicana...

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    The best thing to ever emerge from a Mexican restaurant comes in a glass with salt on the rim.
    "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbranton View Post
    The best thing to ever emerge from a Mexican restaurant comes in a glass with salt on the rim.
    Can't argue with that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Maybe that's what happened to asshale...

    He has very bad taste...


    Why? Is he a diehard Yngwie Malmsteen fan?

    Last edited by Nickdfresh; 08-27-2012 at 02:44 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I used to have this ex and we absolutely could not get along for more than a couple hours at a time. But those were some damn good hours Best booty calls ever!

    lol...i, on the other hand cannot in the farthest reaches of my mind imagine ever again being in bed (or even on a couch) with my ex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    lol...i, on the other hand cannot in the farthest reaches of my mind imagine ever again being in bed (or even on a couch) with my ex.
    Not even at 2 in the morning when you've had a little too much to drink??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Yeah, well - what's-her-hottie remarked she could tell I wasn't a coffee-drinker - no bitter after-taste. In addition to having good taste, apparently I taste good, too.

    point for Hale...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Not even at 2 in the morning when you've had a little too much to drink??
    Are you kidding? That was the only time we got along when we were married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Not even at 2 in the morning when you've had a little too much to drink??

    not even then. He didn't like to have sex when we WERE married... the fact that we had 3 children together is nothing short of a miracle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    not even then. He didn't like to have sex when we WERE married... the fact that we had 3 children together is nothing short of a miracle.
    That's...strange. Oh well, fuck the bastard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Are you kidding? That was the only time we got along when we were married.
    in my case, was one of the reasons that we are no LONGER married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    That's...strange. Oh well, fuck the bastard!
    lol... no thx.
    Last edited by fifth element; 08-27-2012 at 03:18 PM.

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    You know what I meant woman!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    You know what I meant woman!!
    i did, yes!

    (still, it was more fun MY way...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by fifth element View Post
    i did, yes!

    (still, it was more fun MY way...)

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