I agree. But it's no different from going through someones porn stash.Originally Posted by binnie
I agree. But it's no different from going through someones porn stash.
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
I dunno dude. It amazes me that 14 year old boys manage to get anything done in 2012 with that world of unlimited pron out there......
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
The same way we do ... They don't .
I know the point your getting at and it's valid , but before the net , before video , before magazines probably .Its a bit of a right of passage for young men to view porn. For fuck sake I bet there are racey cave paintings they secretly used to check out when dad cave man was out .
fuck your fucking framing
Maybe that's the thing. There's no end to it, so there's no burning need to keep watching it consistently...
A hundred years ago half the population would be watching it every night as they watched their parents fuck when most people lived in one or two rooms with large families.
That was assuming that Dad didn't come home drunk and fuck them.
Things are improving all the time and we need to be careful that we don't let the do gooders (and do badders) throw the baby out with the bathwater as they try and 'protect' us by censoring the internet.
Post of the Decade........
fucking classic
I thought the irony of 'Education is the key' was a funnier, in a kind of sad way.
How does it get any better/funnier/ironic/sad than a born again bible thumper saying Get the fuck out with the liberal jesus bullshit...I thought the irony of 'Education is the key' was a funnier, in a kind of sad way.
Verily
ELVIS has now had TWO chances to learn the teachings of his faith's leader.....
Can he be Born Again Again? Third time's the charm?
Well, praise Jesus that after being a lush and a druggie that "found God™", you can now be such a sanctimonious, judgmental prick. Good on ya'!
If you hear the words "former gymnast" it's gonna be a good night, too...
They're delicious, AND he gets to hate on an ethnic minority while eating them...What is with thy obsession with tacos, Gregory?
We wouldn't want to offend Elvis' Christian sensibilities and have him call us "queers and homos" for looking at naked women...Only the Rotharmy could turn a thread about porn - PORN - into a dry hump.
The logical thing would be to post pics.
We need help, we're addicts! Whatthefuckever...
Did I mention another gig was right next door to one of the top 2 PR0N production companies in teh valley? Location, location...
Last edited by jhale667; 08-22-2012 at 08:18 PM.
Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??:eek:
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.
Ye can be born again as many times as ye wish. But unless ye keep My teachings, then what would be the point?ELVIS has now had TWO chances to learn the teachings of his faith's leader.....
Can he be Born Again Again? Third time's the charm?
I know it seems like we're piling on in this thread....
I have nothing against the guy. I know 90% of this is online shtick he plays. He's probably not half the douche he pretends to be.
But jesus on a fucking triscuit wrapped in gay bacon it gets ridiculous at times the shit he posts....
There is no bacon on My Triscuits, regardless of the pig's sexual orientation.
That whole Kosher thing, ya know?
I know it seems like we're piling on in this thread....
I have nothing against the guy. I know 90% of this is online shtick he plays. He's probably not half the douche he pretends to be.
But jesus on a fucking triscuit wrapped in gay bacon it gets ridiculous at times the shit he posts....
I'd almost agree. But c'mon, the shtick is old.
No one said he could write
Some people only have one LP/book in them.....ELBOW had a short story followed by a life of writer's block
Small pox, believed to have started in an African rodent.
Spanish flu, first seen on an US army base (hmmm...)
Aids, originated from Africa. Many believe was brought to N America by a very promiscuous Quebecois.
But yes, the majority come from China. I would think probably from the areas that are humid. Dense moist foilage is the perfect breeding ground.
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Just wait until I turn my paranoid ramblings into a double LP !!No one said he could write
Some people only have one LP/book in them.....ELBOW had a short story followed by a life of writer's block
It's now reaching Katydid levels.
Damnation for people who have sex outwith marriage - at a Dave Lee Roth website?
Gimme a break...
Another good reason why women should keep the bush trimmed back!!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Trim the hedge, just don't scorch the earth.Another good reason why women should keep the bush trimmed back!!
Speaking of which - it's time to check out the Muff thread...Trim the hedge, just don't scorch the earth.
I never said damnation, that's your drunken imagination getting the better of you...
Is that a hint it's time to update it?
You are the one with the imaginary invisible friend with a magic set of rules that you pick from but ignore the ones that don't suit you.
Nah man, I just haven't checked it in a whileIs that a hint it's time to update it?
Yeah, it requires like, research and stuff...Nah man, I just haven't checked it in a while
Speaking of the Nancy Grace thread...
Everybody does that - you just follow the rules that fit your particular view of the faith. For example, I know plenty of people who truly believe if you say something bad about another person then God might just do something horrible to your kid. You know, to punish you. Even if that kid is "saved". Horrible, isn't it?
Yeah, I've let the Nancy Grace thread slide, I know. Quality poontang is hard to find!Yeah, it requires like, research and stuff...
Speaking of the Nancy Grace thread...
There's a Christopher Hitchens bit where he talks about just that...how can you believe in a benevolent deity that would ALLOW that, much less do it. And that even if you totally accept the bible's the Earth is 6,000 years old bit...that's still 4,000 years he didn't give a shit: most mothers died in childbirth, disease, war, cruelty and stupidity was rampant...and then god decides to intervene - by creating a version of himself to send on a suicide mission? When you put it that way...
That's not the way We roll.....
Speak of the...oh wait a minute...That's not the way We roll.....
There was a householder who planted a vineyard, and set a hedge around it, and dug a wine press in it, and built a tower, and let it out to tenants, and went into another country. When the season of fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the tenants, to get his fruit; and the tenants took his servants and beat one, killed another, and stoned another. Again he sent other servants, more than the first; and they did the same to them. Afterward he sent his son to them, saying, `They will respect my son.' But when the tenants saw the son, they said to themselves, `This is the heir; come, let us kill him and have his inheritance.' And they took him and cast him out of the vineyard, and killed him. When therefore the owner of the vineyard comes, what will he do to those tenants?"There's a Christopher Hitchens bit where he talks about just that...how can you believe in a benevolent deity that would ALLOW that, much less do it. And that even if you totally accept the bible's the Earth is 6,000 years old bit...that's still 4,000 years he didn't give a shit: most mothers died in childbirth, disease, war, cruelty and stupidity was rampant...and then god decides to intervene - by creating a version of himself to send on a suicide mission? When you put it that way...
Slowly evict them with cancer, kids first? :confused:
Well surely you were listening in on the revival I went to when I was 12. You remember, the one where the preacher told the story about the dad who skipped church a couple of Sundays to go fishing with his kid so God reached down and pushed Jr. off the pier and watched him drown just to punish the dad. Of course, looking back as an adult I know that's nonsense and just a typical Southern Baptist scare tactic. But that's the kinda thing that a lot of people believe and it turns a lot of people off.That's not the way We roll.....
Ah, I'm getting a headache. I'm going back to THE Nancy Grace thread
Most cancers result from what mankind hath done to the earth, and to yourselves. Ye ingest all these toxic chemicals and wonder why they would damage thy bodies.
Good rule to live by: If Dad & I didn't create it, it's not actually FOOD.
Too many so-called "ministers" are preaching doctrines which have nothing at all to do with My teachings. This would certainly be one of them.
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