Mmmkay....Idiot Wants To Sell Autographed Spambot Fatass Guitar

[Hardrock69]

http://nashville.craigslist.org/msg/3238704060.html

Anyone want this?

Dude wants way too much money. Actually, wanting money at all for this is foolish.

Only a fucking idiot would buy it. Hell, only an idiot would want that fat cheezeburger-swilling assklown's scrawl on a perfectly good no-name guitar.....

Dude wants highest "reasonable" offer. Ok....how about he gives me 90 dollars and the guitar.
I would have to buy some MEK or other solvent to wipe that fucking scrawl off the goddam thing...then spend my time and gas taking it to a fucking pawnshop to sell if for 2 dollars....

Oh, and my apologies for soiling this part of the forum by posting a link to this piece of shit ad....

[ELVIS]

That's a POS chinese Yamaha Pacifica...

[Hardrock69]

Doesn't surprise me.....I knew it was NOT a Fender at least. And I figured perhaps the guy is an idiot, but not stoopid enough to actually get the Fatass's sig on an expensive guitar.

[Matt White]

Yeah...wouldn't want that guitar EVER....Spammybots sig just makes it unthibkable

[jhale667]

Pretty sure that POS wasn't worth $750 NEW....and Spam's signature seriously depreciates the (minimal) value... yes, he should pay someone to take the thing away to be used for firewood.

[ELVIS]

Those guitars retail for $150

[jhale667]

So... this seller would have you believe Spam's autograph is worth $600??

[ELVIS]

Yep...

[ELVIS]

Actually for $150 they're light years better than the $150 dollar Les Paul copy I had in 1980...

[ELVIS]

Probably an excellent student guitar for $50 !!

Click!

[Hardrock69]

I thought about sending him an email chastising him for even wanting to get an autograph from the klown, and tell him he was delusional if the thought anyone would actually pay for the thing.

Then I figured it was a waste of valuable minutes I could never get back again.

[jhale667]

You're right about that... seems (almost) cruel to let him profit off another poor cheesebot hagarita though...

[ThrillsNSpills]

a boatpaddle with strings


probably comes with a double cheeseburger

[ThrillsNSpills]

question: if you go to that page , then go to the right and click spam, are you wrong?

[Hardrock69]

I would say no. Because it has Spam's wretched, illiterate scrawl on the guitar, and the guy clearly says "Spammy Hagar Autographed Guitar".

[ZahZoo]

Those guitars retail for $150

Yep... with a street price usually around $99.99.

I personally don't like what Sharpies do to the tone on guitars... although in entry level Indonesian POS models it's negligible...

[chefcraig]

I would say no. Because it has Spam's wretched, illiterate scrawl on the guitar, and the guy clearly says "Spammy Hagar Autographed Guitar".

I dunno about that. I've looked at the image several times this morning, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't say "Sammy Hagar" at all. In fact, I think it reads "FAO HOG", whatever in hell that means. And yes, I'm being serious. Look for yourselves...is this a new BBQ restaurant chain?

[ThrillsNSpills]

although in entry level Indonesian POS models it's negligible...

Yeah, it's basically a notch above kindling, but with a pickup.


I was shocked to hit a pawn shop and find a cheapo Epiphone which was actually playable.

[jhale667]

I passed through pawnshop alley in Van Nuys on the way to Guitar Center after work yesterday, and was like "must. keep. going!" I was afraid I would find something cool....

THIS, however, is in the words of Triumph the Insult Comic dog "like pooping on poop".

[FORD]

Look at it this way..... If it's a Hagar guitar, it's probably never been used.

Or at least not used correctly.

[ZahZoo]

There's a club in Little Rock called Shooters that some of the bands I'm buddies with play at... they have like a dozen of these guitars tacked onto the walls Hard Rock Cafe style.

I was helping with sound check and set up for The Ryan Couron band about a month ago and asked the owner where he got all those guitars. He bought them in bulk for about $70 a piece new.