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    Eddie Van Halen: Psychiatrist ??

    I think a few of you bastards fall under this category....

    http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/54...rding.html.csp

    Judge considering competency of man charged with shooting neighbor over ‘telepathic’ rapes
    Courts » Defendant believes rock guitarist Eddie Van Halen comes into his mind and helps him occasionally,” attorney says.

    By Aaron Falk | The Salt Lake Tribune
    First Published Sep 19 2012 05:46 pm • Updated 3 hours ago

    Bountiful • Two of the three doctors who evaluated a Centerville man who allegedly shot his neighbor because he believed the man had "telepathically" threatened him and his wife say the man is competent to stand trial.

    After half a day of testimony from Michael L. Selleneit’s three evaluators, 2nd District Judge Thomas L. Kay took the matter under advisement Wednesday and will issue a ruling later this month.

    In October 2011, Selleneit allegedly shot his neighbor, 41-year-old Tony Pierce, who was working in the yard outside his home at 555 N. 400 West. According to the charges, Selleneit told police he was acting in self-defense when he shot Pierce, claiming his neighbor had "telepathically" threatened him and his wife and had "telepathically raped" his wife many times.

    He faces a charge of attempted murder and illegally possessing a firearm.

    Selleneit’s claim of self defense is why one evaluator, Eric Nielsen, said he believed the 54-year-old man is unable to stand trial.

    "He seems to be intent on defending himself based on psychotic symptoms," Nielsen said.

    Defense attorney Julie George said Selleneit has had delusions about being threatened with violence and his wife raped since at least the late 1990s. Selleneit believes his neighbor has "sex parties" with his wife while he is in the next room, and has said that rock guitarist "Eddie Van Halen comes into his mind and helps him occasionally," according to his attorney.

    "Those are about as bizarre as I think a delusion can get," George said in court as she argued for Selleneit to be sent to the Utah State Hospital. "It’s locking him into a belief system that makes it impossible for him to work with me."

    Selleneit has been diagnosed with an "organic brain disorder with a labile affect, periodic delusional thought process, poor judgment [and] poor impulse control," according to court documents. As a teenager, Selleneit suffered a brain injury in a car crash, and doctors have said he is "mentally ill and very likely will be the rest of his life," court documents state.

    According to testimony Wednesday, Selleneit believed Pierce was having sex parties with his wife and was using crack-cocaine to control her mind.
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    Actually Dave helps me out occasionally, but I wouldn't admit it in court.
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    I feel so fucking bad for laughing at this XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by private parts View Post
    Actually Dave helps me out occasionally, but I wouldn't admit it in court.

    Dave helps us all out. How many of you have used one of his quotes or sayings at some point? I have. Always work great and so many to choose from. Not sure I'd want to hear Eddies voice in my head though. How Many Say I was plenty.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    Man I use stay frosty so much I may owe him royalties
    fuck your fucking framing

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    So that's why they really cancelled the tour. Eddie is going around helping people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    How could you get thru the day without using at least one Rothism?
    Especially "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend" to a douchebag that fucks up your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fraroc View Post
    Especially "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend" to a douchebag that fucks up your life.
    What if their girlfriend looks like she hit every branch of the ugly tree twice when she fell out of it?

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    So this guys girlfriend is the ugly tree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    What if their girlfriend looks like she hit every branch of the ugly tree twice when she fell out of it?
    Sometimes you just gotta tap that ass, ugly or not

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    If the ass is good you aren't staring at the face.
    Last edited by Nitro Express; 09-20-2012 at 05:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    If the ass is good you aren't staring at the face.
    And let's be honest here - wouldn't you rather be staring at a fine ass whilst pounding away?

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    I went to bank to set up another account. The bank manager was this hot MILF and she got up to get a signature sheet and some checks and she had a nice tight ass covered by tight business suit pants. It gave me a rise. Then she said,"Is there anything else I can do for you?" Oh hell. I walked out of there kind of hot and horny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    I went to bank to set up another account. The bank manager was this hot MILF and she got up to get a signature sheet and some checks and she had a nice tight ass covered by tight business suit pants. It gave me a rise. Then she said,"Is there anything else I can do for you?" Oh hell. I walked out of there kind of hot and horny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    What if their girlfriend looks like she hit every branch of the ugly tree twice when she fell out of it?

    Still 100x better than your "WIFE" looking like that.

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    (as I rock back and forth in the psychiatrist's chair)
    "I used to hear Eddie in my sleep all the time, I would dream up these new Van Halen songs / or an unreleased tune and wake up with a big grin but totally forgetting it all. I don't really even riff and solo much but that guitar... sweet in my dreams. I can still remember the first time I heard it, Eddie, how it stood out from the music with such definition... and those vocals, wild, untamed. One thing I want more of is Eddie to talk to me (with his fingers) from time to time. I miss those dreams. I don't know why I never have them anymore."

    Although this guy is funny! Do you think his delusions spring from liking Van Hagar and stubbornly sticking to the opinion that Balance is the pinnacle of VH? It must have all got to him.

    Who doesn't mind the odd telepathic fuck?!

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    So was EVH telepathically "raping" the wife or was she a WILLING PARTICIPANT in these alleged "sex parties"...? I don't care how crazy he is, fucker can't have it both ways...

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    You got to figure if Ed hears of this bullshit... it's got to creep him out seriously.
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    How could it NOT?

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