Here I am under my karaoke moniker "Jukebox Hero" complete with David Lee Roth kicks singing sledgehammer.... tour was sponsored by LITTLE DEBBIE, but then cancelled by little debbie after i ate zebra cakes off some chicks tits. I lost my voice also because I have been singing karaoke the last 26 days straight. Enjoy.
Uh, thanks?
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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Last edited by WARF; 09-29-2012 at 05:05 PM.
Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue
Don't quit your day job, Warf.
I know you are all jerking off to my vocal prowess!!!! uhu uh uh uh uh uh u huhuh
WARF to girl in karaoke bar: "Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?"
Chick in karaoke bar: "Fuck off, asshole"
WARF to girl in karaoke bar: "Hey listen, I'm kind of a big deal"
Chick in karaoke bar: "Eat shit"
WARF to girl in karaoke bar: "Hey, watch this video of She's the Woman"
[chick watches the video and sees WARF]
Chick in karaoke bar: "Can we go back to your place so I can suck and fuck you all night?"
WARF to girl in karaoke bar: "Of course, me lady --- I told you I was a big deal"
I am getting ready to throw on my Peg Bundy edition zebra spandex for tonight's gig..... are you ready to ROTH N' ROLL!?!?!
Originally Posted by WARF
Well someone is having more fun than me.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
gerardo - rico suave
Dude, you sound exactly like this...
Elvis.... WARF is a man of many talents.... giving a fuck is not one of them...
Just sayin'
Jesus Christ.... William Hung is a compliment....
Thanks for the frightening mental image!
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
I just don't have that trait where I can go in front of people like that. Maybe if it was a small group of close friends but never in front of tons of strangers and especially not on youtube. You got balls Sir Warf. I salute you. You'd be a blast to hang out with. Thanks for having zero shame & sharing with us.
This is the kind of thing that happens every time the Gong Show gets cancelled.
The Gong show was cancelled? I thought they renamed it is all....
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Keep the faith Warf, you are actually in tune here and there.
Oh dear.
Makes one wonder just how long he has been secretly listening & singing along with Rico Suave. We know who to send when Gerardo makes his comeback at Cafe Wha?
My god..somebody please post a pic of WARF at the front door saying do not admit during kareoke night..
More masterpieces to come!!!!!!
Don't touch that dial!!!!!!!
All the haters and jealous because I am Van Halen's fifth member... dooooooooooood!!!!!!
I enjoyed your performances while drinking gin tonics, Bravo Warf !!!!
Thanks katina!!!! Give me some booze!!!!
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