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    Eat Em & Smile Jungle Warrior - How To

    Well, I didn't want to post a pic of myself here ever. But nowadays I don't really care any more. So fuck it.

    In 1990 my Mom owned a Hallmark Store in Pacific Beach, CA. She had a huge event for Halloween with the local radio station coming & all. The event was like a small fair. Prizes & face painting for kids, win a goldfish, free candy, music, etc. Oh, and a black curtain where kids could fish over it with a pole, and my brother on the other side attaching small Halloween prizes for them to reel in. We promoted it for the entire month.

    So I decided to dress up like Daves Jungle guy from EEAS.

    1 - Hawaiian hula skirt from any costume shop.

    2- Makeup face paint from costume shop.

    3 - Spear is from a small Halloween costume. Took the tip off. Then took a long 1 x 1 stick from Home Depot. Used a router to round it and thin it down a bit. Then drilled a hollow tip at 1 end to stick the tip from the cheapo plastic spear in. Used fishing line threaded through it to hold it in.

    4 - Feathers - bought tons from a few different party/craft stores. Took several and strung them with fishing line. Then threaded that to near the tip of the spear so the hung off.

    5 - Necklace was bones I got from a Halloween skeleton and threaded through with thin black leather strip. Added a large black bead from a kids toy bracelet in between each bone to have them stay separated.

    6 - Bracelet is a big old metal bracelet I found at the local Goodwill store for $1 in the womens jewelry section.

    7 - Headdress is the hard part. I had tons of feathers as noted in #4. I got an old style baseball cap. The kind with the plastic type mesh with all the holes. Like a trucker hat I guess. Then I took a razor blade & carefully trimmed off the brim. Now the hardest part was using fishing line as thread. I'd poke a feather through each mesh hole of the hat, then use needle & fishing line to basically sew it on. On the front where there was no mesh holes to poke through, I would use the needle to create a hole to use. Tried to do it while holding album cover to make the feather colors the same as Daves and make them shape out as close to his costume as possible. I also bought a couple different cheapo feather boas to mix in throughout. The very front main piece of feathers was actually taken off a big flower arrangement from a local flower shop. Once the feathers are done & sewn in well, I took my wire cutters to clip off the sharp ends as short as I could so they wouldn't poke my skull all day.

    8 - Ankles. I took 2 lengths from the feather boas I mentioned before and tied one on each ankle. Sorry, the pics don't show that part.

    Painting your own face is a bitch and takes a couple hours. But I probably spent a couple hours a night for a week to make the headdress. Hardest part by a mile. The rest is easy stuff. Gathering all the materials took a few days and a lot of driving around looking for the perfect pieces. All in all I spent less than $100 easy on everything. Just the time to make it all go together. Cause they just don't sell costumes like this.

    Side notes - NO...I do not have a body like Dave. If you are muscular it sure would help the look. But I didn't fucking care. I'm skinny, big deal.

    The Christmas ornaments behind me look weird. I know. But it was at my Moms Hallmark store in October. Obviously the store is gonna be filled with Christmas stuff.

    Finally...I made the cover of the local free community newspaper. You know, those papers that are in all the 7-11's and the likes in the area. They quoted the pic as "native" families which I thought was kinda funny. The girl next to me was my high school sweetheart and she is holding my niece (brothers new baby). That baby is 20 now. Weird
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    Okay....pic 1



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    Newspaper cover


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    Last one for now. I might have better ones that I will scrounge around for this week.


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    awesome work, mate!!!

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    Dude, that is so fucking cool!! Well done! You took great pride in your work and it shows!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Last one for now. I might have better ones that I will scrounge around for this week.

    Give me a bottle of anything and a glazed donut to go!

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    Damn Sada, great work! A true Roth fan to go the extra mile like that!

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    Great work dude. Roth fan, hardcore!
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    Great! BRAVO! Very good Job!
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    That was bad ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Damn Sada, great work! A true Roth fan to go the extra mile like that!
    ...extra mile, indeed!

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    Good work. Do Dalbello next:
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    STFU steve.

    And that's fucking awesome sadaist!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Savicki View Post
    Good work. Do Dalbello next:
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    STFU steve.
    About Dalbello...Try a Google search for the album Whomanfoursays. For one thing, there is the album artwork. For another, Queensrÿche covered a song from it on Rage for Order.









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    Thanks, Craig. Forgot about the Queensrÿche cover!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Savicki View Post
    Good work. Do Dalbello next:

    Whoa dude. Never seen that album cover pic before (I wonder what her & Daves babies would look like). Very similar face paint. But to be honest, the makeup was bad enough wearing it all day. I couldn't handle having paint on the eyelashes like she does. Would irk me all day long.

    Or those weird stick things glued on to be eyebrows.
    Last edited by sadaist; 04-26-2011 at 12:01 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    (i wonder what her & daves babies would look like)
    lol- :d

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    Ooga Booga. Now. When I hit the BBQ with all of you this Rothtober....Don't make fun of me grass skirt.
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    HAHAHA!

    Thanks for all the great replies guys! Funny stuff. I really expected the first 20 posts to tear me a new one. I am glad you guys can see the humor in it all as my Mom had her reservations about it when I showed her the album cover & asked if I could go like that. Was a fun day and I felt pretty damn BAD ASS all day (and I did stop at liquor store after work to buy a beer in a bottle. No donut though sadly). Was a little chilly when Mom would have me go out front so passing cars could see. The beach in late October with nuthin' but a grass skirt on.......Brrrrrr.

    The costume took a long time, but it WAS NOT work at all. I can't stress that enough. I had so much fun making it that I didn't want to stop each night. When I did have to stop for the night, I couldn't wait to get back at it the next day. Like a great book when you can't stop reading. I just loved making that costume. Plus, while holding the album cover for a point of reference...the cover was empty. Had EEAS playing the entire week as my inspiration.

    My hopes are that one person from this site gets a wild hair for this coming Halloween and goes full out DAVE! I wonder if they would let us in to the next VH concert dressed like that?

    That outfit on Dave was the single greatest thing I had ever seen on MTV up to that point and since. Dude is seriously a ham. I just wanted to emulate & pay homage to him for the day.

    A little Dave in everyone!

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    Oh....and if any of you were wondering. At least 25 different guys throughout the day did say to me "Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut.......to go!" in their full Dave mode voice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    Ooga Booga?

    100% Ooga Booga. Nothin' but yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Oh....and if any of you were wondering. At least 25 different guys throughout the day did say to me "Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut.......to go!" in their full Dave mode voice.
    very cool get up....
    great idea...

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    Just want to add this last pic before the thread gets too old & it is considered necro-posting.

    Anyways...the following Easter at moms Hallmark store....she got me back for allowing me to wear the jungle costume. Yeah, I had to wear the damn suit from Hallmark & let kids take their pics with me all fucking day. How those guys at Disneyland do it full-time I will never understand. Miserable way to spend a day.

    Mom 1 - Sadaist 0 (mom is the blonde in the pic. Brunette was our store asst manager)





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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Oh....and if any of you were wondering. At least 25 different guys throughout the day did say to me "Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut.......to go!" in their full Dave mode voice.


    Champion. You looked awesome. Man, I wish I could pull off a Diamond Dave costume... but unless he suddenly sprouts a pair of DDs, I'm not gonna pass as a dude XD
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    Sadaist that looks awesome!
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    Great stuff, showing repect to the greatest frontman, cheers!

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    *BUMP*

    Alright soldiers, your mission should you choose to accept......... Halloween is the end of this month. Plenty of time to follow my list and make your own. be the star of any costume party you go to. And since it's been a hot summer, chances are you won't freeze your ass off on Halloween being near naked. My only advice is don't buy the cheapest face & body paints cause they can cause acne breakout.

    I hope/expect to see at least one of you do this. If I did it 20 years ago with my skinny ass frame, you guys can do it with your beer guts (blame it on the glazed donuts)

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    Any excuse for you to show those pics again
    Still fucking awesome tho
    fuck your fucking framing

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    I don't do dress up any more...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    I don't do dress up any more...
    Yeah you do, everyday. Exactly like the rest of us.

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    Well ok you got me... I did choose to wear my number 88 Amp Energy hat over Arkansas Razorback hat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    ...(blame it on the glazed donuts)
    Well, that and "...a bottle of anything."
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    I don't mind that one Nickelback song. I just hate the fact that they put it on every album 10 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Any excuse for you to show those pics again
    Still fucking awesome tho

    haha! true. But since this thread was prior to the Dec 26 Van Halen email, Cafe Wha?, new album & tour, we have a lot of new members that have never seen this thread. And it is that time of year again for costume parties.

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    Cool

    I don't see it.

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    Magnificent and awesome costume !!!

    Bravo !!

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