Guitar freaks.........Meet your god!!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Toad's Place?

Yep.....

[jhale667]

Um, he sucks out loud...

I made it about a minute 30 in. What. The. Fuck.

Why do really shitty guitar players have egos?

(no, not a joke, an observation)

Dunno, but all of my "hero" guitarists I've met over the years have been cool as shit. Speak softly and carry a big guitarstick?

[jhale667]

Furthermore...

And to paraphrase Anthony Michael Hall in Weird Science - "Anybody who wears their guitar that high is asshole!" Dude has Guitarmpit ®©™, and he wasn't trying to play Jazz, FFS.

[vandeleur]

Speak softly and carry a big guitarstick:

Like it

[ashstralia]

Oh... The song (?) should be called 'cure for insomnia'.

[ELVIS]

I listened to the whole thing...

The the three random cymbal crashes around the three minute mark are pure genious...

[ELVIS]

Check out these youtube comments...

"Do you have Autism by any chance? Cause there's no way any normal human being would watch this back and decide to upload it for the world to see.
There is so much out of key vibrato and bum notes, you go out of time many times, WAY to much delay, SHIT tone, and your Count thing is just fucking hilarious lol.
And what's with the random cymbal hits?"

"Holy shit. Are you fucking retarded? If so, I apologize. I've never commented on a video before, but this struck me as so over the top stupid, I had to. What the fuck is wrong with you and don't you have any good friends or family to stop you from doing this kind of shit? I don't want to dwell on how aweful this sounds. That's obvious. I'm concerned about what's wrong with your brain, man!! It's 'cause of shit like this that aliens are going to kill us all. Sorry again if you're a real retard."

[ELVIS]

And this one is from "The Count" himself, AKA count7772...

"I LIKE when "somebody" doesn't LIKE me! I'm The Count and people get scared of me....and they should be!"

[ELVIS]

You asked for more ??

[clarathecarrot]

That was the best guitar player shreds comedy mashups EVER!!!

Whoever made this one times the awesome manipulations so well it is almost believable.

LO fucking L














what?

...it's not a, shreds comedy ..?

I think I died a little ....

[ELVIS]

This is the best one...

[ELVIS]

Start this one at two minutes...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Well there's zero evidence that this was doctored.



Didn't Dave say Rock was a contact sport?

[chefcraig]

Start this one at two minutes...

I dunno, that still is a beautiful song, even if Matt Dillon looks goofy while performing it. By the way, whatever happened to that guy?

[Coyote]

Remember kids: A Bogner stack does not a guitar god make. (thankfully)