Something new... posted today.
Something new... posted today.
Last edited by Va Beach VH Fan; 10-15-2012 at 02:03 PM. Reason: Inserted HD link....
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Thanks Zah... I was away from the desk when she sent it to me about 30 minutes ago....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Loved the video , can watch Dave chew the shit all day
fuck your fucking framing
It's funny that the pic of Dave with the Van Dahm triplets at the end of the Fuglees video actually came to pass years later - they did all end up pregnant at the same time...
Erica married Jay McGraw, son of Dr. Phil McGraw of the Dr. Phil Show.[9] Erica gave birth to a baby girl on March 18, 2010 named Avery Elizabeth McGraw.[10] Erica gave birth to their second child, a son named London Phillip McGraw, on August 31, 2011.[11]
Nicole gave birth to a baby girl on January 14, 2010 named Charlize Elizabeth Kelly.
Jaclyn gave birth to a baby girl on February 3, 2010 named Chanel Elizabeth Dolan.
I watched the whole thing, and I gotta say, most interesting things were the musical interludes. I could listen to him rap all day about music and life experiences, but a crash course in cuss words getting lost in translation? I was sawing wood.
Dave dissects jive talk, sarcasm, and whatever else catches his promiscuously associative mind.
Good to see you, Dave!
THINK LIKE THE WAVES
Well, that should put to rest any ideas that Dave's "grown up" or changed much.
Last edited by DONNIEP; 10-15-2012 at 03:13 PM.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Funky video with the Tao of Dave.
Just saddens me a bit that Dave used to be looking at chicks' lower-back tats while fucking them doggiestyle in a hotel room --- and now he just talks about his own tats.
Dave used to wax poetic about the aroma of wet pussy --- now about the aroma of wet dog.
Sucks getting old.
I enjoy the fireside chat format with a little entertainment fun stuff peppered in.
I wouldn't want Dave to have his own TV show because it would interfere with his Van Halen duties... but he'd be fun fill-in host on any of the late night talk shows. But I doubt he'd have much desire to work for anything associated with CBS after his radio deal...
Dave is ageless, we all know that.Originally Posted by TJMKID
Funky video with the Tao of Dave.
Just saddens me a bit that Dave used to be looking at chicks' lower-back tats while fucking them doggiestyle in a hotel room --- and now he just talks about his own tats.
Dave used to wax poetic about the aroma of wet pussy --- now about the aroma of wet dog.
Sucks getting old.
How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
In my experience chicks get pissed when you pull out and blast their ass. One chick said, you ruin it for me by pulling out because I get off on feeling the cock pulse when you cum. Ok. But then what do these chicks do? They tattoo a target above their ass. When the love gun is about to spew it's goo, you see that target and go, I'm going to blast that!Funky video with the Tao of Dave.
Just saddens me a bit that Dave used to be looking at chicks' lower-back tats while fucking them doggiestyle in a hotel room --- and now he just talks about his own tats.
Dave used to wax poetic about the aroma of wet pussy --- now about the aroma of wet dog.
Sucks getting old.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 10-15-2012 at 04:21 PM.
Exactamundo! That's why I usually check a girl's low back for that stupid tat before I take her home.
All women send mixed messages --- but the tramp stamp is a bad omen from the word "go".
Someone told me they were fucking a chick who had the Mother Mary tattooed above her ass. He's laying down wood and the mother of Jesus is staring at him. He said it mentally fucked with him; especially, since he was raised Catholic.
About the only good tramp stamp is if your name is tattooed on there. Then you could go, oh yeah, I own this piece of ass! It's mine!
Last edited by Nitro Express; 10-15-2012 at 05:14 PM.
This is definitely one of your 80% of posts that you said you just make up.
Have you ever seen a movie called Billy Liar? I think you would find it interesting....
Actually everything I posted today is 100%. 100% true. Now if I said the chick was Jennifer Aniston I would by lying.
TJMKID knows what I'm talking about. He's gotten laid enough to know. Apparently Shesh hasn't got laid much.
Is it wise to post about all these girls you are screwing? What if your wife of 25 years reads it?
[QUOTE=Seshmeister;1701102]Is it wise to post about all these girls you are screwing? Thank God for off shore banks who hold the bank statements.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 10-15-2012 at 05:37 PM.
Too funny. Yeah, not everyone gets Uncle Dave like we do.
(This made sense before the edit...)
My karma just ran over your dogma.
Dave is various elements of American pop culture rolled into one big enchilada and we take a big bite and enjoy all the flavors.
Dave loves these early 70's movies with the swishing guitar. "He's got a plan to stick it to the man."
That's why I find the tramp stamps so fucking silly and stupid.
Most of the time the girl has "Little Angel" or "Daddy's Princess" tatted on her back but meanwhile she's working as a stripper and already fucked half the drug dealers in the county.
It seems more like wisdom than big brother speak maybe a combination of both.
" I " ,...would ask him to show his Japanese...( or others from other times in history) sword collection and explain his ideas behind why a perticular sword or attachment on one or matched collections, has a certain interest to him.
I doubt the general public would care unless it was presented in a context like these videos, touched on durring a segment of another vid.
I would want technical jargon more like a documentary.
This has always posed a problem for me because some may be worth great amounts of money and this may seem overbearing ...or...foolish to show what may be stolen by greedy assholes what want.
So, It seems to me to know Daves sword collection and what seems to be his second interest in life as far as material interests or the study of Japanese sword history and use, he would probably have to be more open that he cares to be.
This would be what I would talk about over some beers.
The, clara the, inteviews, The Dave Show..lol
Keep vids coming, great stuff.
Last edited by clarathecarrot; 10-15-2012 at 07:02 PM.
2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve
i love that video ! keep em coming !
I like it. It's DaveTV, in the 21st century.
Treat it like a hot dog & catchup.
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
I bought the cd Indiana by the Fuglees after hearing that song on here a few years back. I always wondered if Dave thought it was as cool and/or appropriate. Love it
It's pretty cool to see Dave throwing fans a bone.
It's almost like he knows he really does owe the fans something.
He musta chatted with gene Simmons
Roth And Roll
i love the NUDIE rodeo tailor book he has there !
I always feel like I learn something new about the world when I listen to Dave. He's lived a full life and we're reaping the rewards.
The only thing I learned from Eddie in the last 15 years is that he's a tone-chaser and his son's musical talent blossomed after his testicals descended into the pouch.
I got almost half way through it....
With your ADHD drugs?
Impressive...
Gotta love modern medicine!
Very cool video !!
Dave really made my day, because I´ve travelling for the last ten days within the mountains without good Internet access,
I woke up today at 6 am. for a 8 hours trek, just to discover everything was covered with a mega cloud and fog and rain.
So I am stuck in the cottage, and couldn´t believe my eyes when I could log in and find this kickass video. Thanks
Nice to see content but I hope chapter 2 has some "new" material...
You're gonna hear the angels sing...
I also picked up the Fuglees after hearing that song the first time. Glad to see Dave can enjoy the song as well. Keep the Roth Show vids coming. It doesn't matter to me what he talks about, his insight is often interesting and entertaining.
Does anyone know the name of the song playing in these random dance breaks and where I can find it?
1:46 of the DLR scrapbook video.
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