Is Dave on drugs right now...

[Jetstream]

I think this is a valid question which deserves its own thread. I ran college track and have always taken care of my body and never got into drugs. I sure the hell am not saying this to say this makes me better than anyone who has, only to state that I would have no idea what someone coked out of their head would act like, so I am posing this question since I have never been around people who have the problem. Is Dave totally out of control with drugs or his ego? Does Dave have a health problem like Parkinson's and he is hitting drugs heavy to overcome his insecurities and fear? I have no freaking idea, but the Dave on tour in 2007/2008 sure had a totally different mode of operation than the one now. He can sing just freaking fine when he wants to it seems and have moments of brilliance on the recent live offering and then he has more than his share of moments where one questions where the other Dave went. Dave being drugged out is more of a danger than the kid on bass being fat

[Kristy]

One thing is clear. Roth is losing his homoerotic appeal around here.

[vandeleur]

I didn't read the article there was to many words not enough boobs.
But he has lots money , so should be.
He probably worries a lot about what we think at the army so need something to take the edge off the guilt

[ELVIS]

Is Dave totally out of control with drugs or his ego?

Both...

And each one makes the other worse...

[clarathecarrot]

I hope so cause when he sees me in the audience and goes.. I bet that is that clara mother fookn dood right fokking there, and we go with some hotness babes to the bar and have some drinks. I can guarantee the quality of coke he can bring to the table by far is better than the stepped on shit I can score.

Actually, I just wanted to lace some homoerotic tristy with some hetroistic splendor, scenarios for The Kristy...(she needs me you know).

I doubt DLR rides that machine he is more likely to be heavily into GNC "type accelerants" and living on red pepper and icewater.

After all it is bikini season.

[Phil theStalker]

DLR GERITOL.jpg
iT'S caLLed TIRed blOOD! Yo0 git dat at his age.

Dee oNLy DRrug hee's takinn kNOW is GERITOLL.

[fryingdutchman]

Does Dave have a health problem like Parkinson's and he is hitting drugs heavy to overcome his insecurities and fear?

Funny you should say that, because in another thread a few days ago I remarked how I was tired of Dave's "Parkinson's-style wiggling."

He's becoming Michael J. Fox up there.

Between the shaking, the straining, yelping, exaggerated vibrato when he holds notes...it's become a real shit show.

[fryingdutchman]

One thing is clear. Roth is losing his homoerotic appeal around here.

I don't know if it is "homoerotic"....but General Dave is definitely losing some of the rank and file in his Army.

Someone said that the Army is "eating itself" and I believe that to be true to a certain extent.

[clarathecarrot]

Both...

And each one makes the other worse...

I know you have something better to do than invade another thread with your degrading philosophy of the current state of DLR.

and take Donnie and Warf and ZZa and Vonny with you . I bet there is some wood needs stacking and other such duties.

We get it It's over for you guys.


Oh and how does the CD sound and what shows will we be seeing you guys at.....?

[ELVIS]

Shaddup dude...

I know what I'm talking about...

[vandeleur]

Dave drugs yes no . This is better

[clarathecarrot]

Shaddup dude...

I know what I'm talking about...

and Charlie Manson new what he was doing was the right thing and needed to be made flesh for the world to see.

[Phil theStalker]

.....
....alex......DAVE........eddie

The GERITOL TOUR 2015!

[TJMKID]

Funny you should say that, because in another thread a few days ago I remarked how I was tired of Dave's "Parkinson's-style wiggling."

He's becoming Michael J. Fox up there.

I've noticed the constantly "wiggling" hands and forearms the last couple years. Seems more than just a nervous tic.

I'm sorta concerned at this point. Hiding a diagnosis like Parkinson's won't last very long. Michael J. Fox discovered that truth.

Sooner or later, Dave's gotta come clean with the public.

[ELVIS]

About his gayness ??

[Baby's On Fire]

About his gayness ??

Dave is not on drugs.

He just turned into a pathetic fucking idiot. Which he chose to do.

Don't blame Dave's mistakes or choices on drugs.

But I have always said Dave's only real problem is his massive ego, however misguided.

His ego makes him blind and deaf.

[ELVIS]

He's wired on on the Kimmel performance, no doubt in my mind...

Some of us are familiar with what that looks like...

[Baby's On Fire]

No he's not. It's just his exaggerated "enthusiasm" which is just his phoniness.

He puts on this aura of ridiculous enthusiasm, and it comes off as ridiculously fake.

Thus, back to his ego. Dave believes that we believe he really is THAT excited.

He exaggerates. And in doing so he makes an absolute fool of himself.

He tries way too hard to be "Diamond Dave"...rather than just let "Diamond Dave" be a thing of the past. Diamond Dave disappeared around 1992.

He's faking it all...very unsuccessfully.

[vandeleur]

Yeah all that stuff or it's the toot

[TJMKID]

He tries way too hard to be "Diamond Dave"...rather than just let "Diamond Dave" be a thing of the past. Diamond Dave disappeared around 1992.

He's faking it all...very unsuccessfully.

I didnt see any faking on the 2007-08 tour. I was there at several concerts and could see honest joy in his eyes.

Just a guy who was genuinely glad to be back in a band that he was at least 50% responsible for making into a legendary force of nature.

Go watch any of the YouTube footage and then tell me he's faking the enthusiasm from those '07-'08 shows.

[Baby's On Fire]

I didnt see any faking on the 2007-08 tour. Just a guy who was genuinely glad to be back in a band that he was at least 50% responsible for making a legendary force of nature.

Go watch any of the YouTube footage and then tell me he's faking the enthusiasm from those shows.

I'm talking about NOW....Einstein.

I realize you might be a little slow.....but try to pay attention. Okay?

[TJMKID]

I'm talking about NOW....Einstein.

I realize you might be a little slow.....but try to pay attention. Okay?

Dave needs to launch a reverse spin-kick on your faggoty face. Shatter your cocksucking jaw and make ewe swallow some bloody teeth.

Might do you a world of good, bub.

[Baby's On Fire]

Dave needs to launch a reverse spin-kick on your faggoty face. Shatter your cocksucking jaw and make ewe swallow some bloody teeth.

Might do you a world of good, bub.

I'm heart broken.

What a brilliant reply. Please see my previous reply.

Why don't you stop making excuses for Dave? Or at least, don't try and minimize the opinions of others (which seems to be just about everybody) that Dave has become a joke.

And he chose to become a joke. And that he refuses to wake up and stop being a joke.

Dave has no excuse. He is a willing victim of his own massive fucking ego.

[ELVIS]

No he's not. It's just his exaggerated "enthusiasm" which is just his phoniness.

He puts on this aura of ridiculous enthusiasm, and it comes off as ridiculously fake.

Thus, back to his ego. Dave believes that we believe he really is THAT excited.

He exaggerates. And in doing so he makes an absolute fool of himself.

He tries way too hard to be "Diamond Dave"...rather than just let "Diamond Dave" be a thing of the past. Diamond Dave disappeared around 1992.

He's faking it all...very unsuccessfully.

Did he tell you all of that crap ??

[Baby's On Fire]

Did he tell you all of that crap ??

Another brilliant post by Elvis.

I'm just thankful you didn't tell us about Jesus Christ and any of your other fictitious ramblings.

As much as Sesh is a brain dead idiot who can't post anything without finding it on Google first...you aren't far behind his impressive stature.

[Seshmeister]

I've always assumed you worked in a grocery store or similar because you usually turn up on Mondays and Tuesdays unhappy and belligerently throwing abuse around.

I could be wrong though and you are a nuclear physicist who always pulls the weekend shift at the Large Hadron Collider.

I'll need to go and Google their shift rotas...

[Baby's On Fire]

I've always assumed you worked in a grocery store or similar because you usually turn up on Mondays and Tuesdays unhappy and belligerently throwing abuse around.

I could be wrong though and you are a nuclear physicist who always pulls the weekend shift at the Large Hadron Collider.

I'll need to go and Google their shift rotas...

I make a lot of money and work about 3 hours a day.

I'm sorry to ruin your hopes.....you pathetic drunken idiot.

But I don't blame your pathetic response....you can't Google your answer

And thus my point proven.

But don't feel bad....your amazing ignorance on every topic is a source of great amusement.

You are quite possible the biggest idiot in the internet. Unable to make any reply if you can't find the answer on Google.

Be proud of your accomplishments nonetheless.

Set your sights on besting Elvis. Something you might stand at least a small chance at achieving.

Aim high.

[vandeleur]

Or according to BBC news the Large HARDON collider

http://i100.independent.co.uk/articl...er--gyQltk9ZkW

[vandeleur]

How lucky are we as a group, The roth army has attracted the top percentage of earners in each of their countries.

[DONNIEP]

I know you have something better to do than invade another thread with your degrading philosophy of the current state of DLR.

and take Donnie and Warf and ZZa and Vonny with you . I bet there is some wood needs stacking and other such duties.

Hahahaha - nah I think we'll stay. Pass the Cabo Wabo - Mas Tequila!

[Seshmeister]

How lucky are we as a group, The roth army has attracted the top percentage of earners in each of their countries.

It is an amazing coincidence.

All our posters also have amazing large penises even the ladies.

Well that's what it says on Google anyway.

[vandeleur]

I can safely say I have never bragged about my large hardon collider

[DONNIEP]

I can safely say I have never bragged about my large hardon collider

Well now you can. Sesh said we all have giant dingalings so get yer pants down and let em swing!

[clarathecarrot]

Hahahaha - nah I think we'll stay. Pass the Cabo Wabo - Mas Tequila!

1. Fuck Off Douche Nozzle

2. Suck It.

3.There is a web site just for you, but it is all about Samuel I am sure you are already a member. ( you could have fun there)

4.About 10 % of TD is somewhat sketchy. Your boy Spams would overdub it if it was his job as singer, into a studio CD and you would love it. That's awesome dude!
a. (re:10%) That to me is a phenomenal achievement and worthy of my dollars and accolades.

5. I want you to stand next to perhaps the worlds greatest guitarist and be the singer every day for the last 7 years of/and the touring (I won't even make you part of the first 10 years of Vh)... SUPER EASY!! now tell me what you would do to make sure, you held up to your obligations to be a the leader of the show. I bet you wouldn't last 3 seconds attempting to fill roths shoes.

6.Attempting to keep this site active by dissing the reason for the site was played out years ago it's been done to death around here. You homos need to lay off the ..shhhh we are the secret part of VH nobody knows about...no really we are van halens advertising team.....we diss roth it get people interested.....shhhhh....we are a club.....

7. (see #1.)

could be the greatest post in the history of the 7 internets!!!

[vandeleur]

You need peters bro swinging dingaling in that post mate

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Well now you can. Sesh said we all have giant dingalings so get yer pants down and let em swing!nutswing.gif

[clarathecarrot]

( top secret post shhhhh... hey some other people here who aren't using this site as a suburban Frisbee golf / gay sex hangout.. have you noticed most of the homos on this site no longer pm each other for the gay sex they just cyber each other in the forums all day long)

It's starting to scare me .......

[Seshmeister]

( top secret post shhhhh... hey some other people here who aren't using this site as a suburban Frisbee golf / gay sex hangout.. have you noticed most of the homos on this site no longer pm each other for the gay sex they just cyber each other in the forums all day long)

It's starting to scare me .......

Really?

This is great news I've been hoping to try and attract the lucrative 'Pink Posters' to the site for ages.

Apparently they are fun and fab and don't shout abuse at people all day long for having slightly different opinions.

I should set up a new forum for them...name suggestions please.
'Not Everybody Wants Some'?
'Taint Talkin' 'bout Love'?
'Somebody Get Me a Proctologist'

[PETE'S BROTHER]

wait, we have frisbee golf here?

[vandeleur]

Bottoms up ?